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At 4/12/07 10:28 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: My vagina burns in fear after reading your question.

Nonononononono, don't EVER do that. The friction would be painful beyond belief.

Hahaha.

Someone posted a picture of a chain-mail condom on this forum, once.

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At 4/12/07 10:28 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: My vagina burns in fear after reading your question.

Nonononononono, don't EVER do that. The friction would be painful beyond belief.

You'd probably be bleeding too...

Geez, that sounds painful. Lol.

This is a stupid idea. This topic has already failed.

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At 4/12/07 10:28 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: My vagina burns in fear

Tell us more.

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At 4/12/07 10:28 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: The friction would be painful beyond belief.

At 4/12/07 10:30 PM, Dark-Wing wrote: You'd probably be bleeding too...

Not from a sock, you fool. Unless the sock has razor blades on it.

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It wouldn't protect against shit, not to mention you'd chave your dick until it bled..

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HAHAHAHA!

I can't believe it. One of my older accounts. I remember making this thread.

Good thing too, forgot what I had renamed him.

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At 4/12/07 10:33 PM, subpar wrote:
At 4/12/07 10:28 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: The friction would be painful beyond belief.
At 4/12/07 10:30 PM, Dark-Wing wrote: You'd probably be bleeding too...
Not from a sock, you fool. Unless the sock has razor blades on it.

heheh...moron. Rug burn! lol. The material is very similar.

...Unless you tested it out on yourself, and wore the sock on your fist and shoved it up your ass...

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At 4/12/07 10:31 PM, cat2 wrote:
At 4/12/07 10:28 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: My vagina burns in fear
Tell us more.

Yes, yes, more, more!

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At 4/12/07 10:35 PM, Eudaimonism wrote: It wouldn't protect against shit, not to mention you'd chave your dick until it bled..

Maybe the topic starter is a masochist.

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It would infact be kinky. Id wank to it.

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No. Sperm would seep through EASILY thus rendering it useless.

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At 4/12/07 10:28 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: My vagina burns in fear after reading your question.

You always know the right things to say.

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At 4/12/07 10:29 PM, subpar wrote:
At 4/12/07 10:28 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: My vagina burns in fear after reading your question.

Nonononononono, don't EVER do that. The friction would be painful beyond belief.
Hahaha.

Someone posted a picture of a chain-mail condom on this forum, once.

That'd be utter hilarity. Quite on the kinky side, and quite knightly. :D
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At 4/12/07 10:44 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: And no, I'm not going to say more about a sock inside a vaginal cavity.

Sickos.

I would certainly want a vagina stuck in my teeth.

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She would Still get the pregs, and you would get little dust particles on the penis head,Which you be EXTREMELY COMFORTABLE!

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At 4/12/07 10:17 PM, jesseRYU wrote: Why the hell a sock? why not a fucking wal-mart bag instead? you could put some lotion in it and stuff.

Sounds crazy, but it would work!

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Why would you waste a perfectly good sock?

I'd at least go to something cheaper like a skittles bag.

You should have grabbed his cock

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no no no no no no no no no NO!

the juices will seep throught and its uncomfortable. you'll chafe and blister.

im gonna point and laugh when you need child support next year.

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At 6/26/06 04:19 AM, diahrea-man wrote:
At 6/26/06 04:16 AM, TheChris wrote: What the fuck sock would you use? A babys sock? Jesus..youd need a thick ass dick. Anyways, no it wouldnt work.
My dick is thicker than my shoes.

Bullshit. Your dick is no bigger than mine.

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i can imagin the pain...its hard not to lolXD!!!

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Fuck that.

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No, but boxers can :)
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Sperm would seep through the thread... No, it would not = a condom.

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your cocksock is only for playing with yourself, not others :(

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