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Is Milk Alive?

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Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 01:19:41


Okay some idiot says milk is alive she wrong right...RIGHT? lol

Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 01:21:11


Milk?
Like the drink?
Tell her to commit suicide, she's going nowhere in this lifetime.


life takes time.

Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 01:22:13


Yes.It comes alive at 4:16 in the morning...it spreads the dew out on your lawn...YEAH ITS MILK DUMBASS..


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Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 01:22:59


Well there are microscopic bacteria (harmless, actually good for you) in the milk but the milk itself is inanimate.


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Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 01:24:38


No. It does contain high amounts of cow blood and pus though from the milking process that is not removed, but bleached rather. It also contains high amounts of hormones that cows are fed to produce more milk.


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Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 01:27:22


I need milk if it is not in the fridge in the morning I freak out


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Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 01:32:21


Right now she says blood is alive and don't give me that scientology bullshit lol.
so any comments on blood being alive

Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 01:33:20


At 6/26/06 01:32 AM, smallCommando wrote: Right now she says blood is alive and don't give me that scientology bullshit lol.
so any comments on blood being alive

Rape her, and tell her semen IS alive. >:(


life takes time.

Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 01:33:38


Blood once again has stuff in it but is not alive. Tell her she's alive and she says yeah then you say not for long.

Is Milk Alive?


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Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 02:20:13


slap her for being stupid!

Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 02:26:54


At 6/26/06 01:24 AM, -wwwyzzerdd- wrote: No. It does contain high amounts of cow blood and pus though from the milking process that is not removed, but bleached rather. It also contains high amounts of hormones that cows are fed to produce more milk.

*doesn't wand to drink milk anymore :( *

Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 02:31:29


At 6/26/06 01:32 AM, smallCommando wrote: Right now she says blood is alive and don't give me that scientology bullshit lol.
so any comments on blood being alive

blood IS alive, its called red blood cells...

Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 02:34:14


At 6/26/06 02:31 AM, Allen1288 wrote: blood IS alive, its called red blood cells...

But, if the red blood cells were dead, it would still be called blood. So, in general, blood is neither dead nor alive.

Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 02:35:21


At 6/26/06 01:19 AM, smallCommando wrote: Okay some idiot says milk is alive she wrong right...RIGHT? lol

There are some people who believe everything is alive,That is a matter of a Religion so you shouldn't blame that guy.


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Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 02:38:05


lol @ this thread...

Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 02:39:23


At 6/26/06 01:24 AM, -wwwyzzerdd- wrote: No. It does contain high amounts of cow blood and pus though from the milking process that is not removed, but bleached rather. It also contains high amounts of hormones that cows are fed to produce more milk.

What are you a vegan?


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Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 02:41:58


If by alive you mean not alive at all in anyway shape or from then yes. But other wise the answer your looking for is NO, oh do give her a good kick in the xiphoid for being so stupid.

Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 02:42:13


At 6/26/06 02:39 AM, BigScizot wrote:
At 6/26/06 01:24 AM, -wwwyzzerdd- wrote: No. It does contain high amounts of cow blood and pus though from the milking process that is not removed, but bleached rather. It also contains high amounts of hormones that cows are fed to produce more milk.
What are you a vegan?

not unless he says any of that is "omfg horrinblenesss!!!111one!"

Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 02:53:59


yes, milk is alive, as a matter of fact, theres a cow you know that has milk that lives. YOUR GIRLFREND! naw just kidding, milk cant live, other wise they would of taken over earth by no(head gets smashed by frying pan)... humans of earth, we are the milkoions we will take over you planet and distroy you with cow nukes. do not defy us, we have spies in your home, in little cartons you call... MILK CARTONS! when you drink us, we slowly distroy your body from the inside! OUR PLAN SHALL NOW FAIL! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA!

5 hours later

ung... my head hurts... hey a glass of milk. man im thirsty. gulp. ahhhh... owwwww....

Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 03:03:22


At 6/26/06 01:32 AM, smallCommando wrote: Right now she says blood is alive and don't give me that scientology bullshit lol.
so any comments on blood being alive

blood is a connective tissue. connective tissues consist of cells along with secretions. For example another connective tissue is your tendons: they have cells in them, but they aren't entirely compused of cells.

Tell her the cellular components of blood are alive... until they lose nutrients. Blood itself is a mixture of living and nonliving things.

Also tell her she's a dumb bitch.

Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-26 03:08:21


No it's not alive but you should mess wit her and say that it is and it is going to kill her at 4:16am on july 27th

Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-27 08:16:24


At 6/26/06 03:08 AM, systemofadown14 wrote: No it's not alive but you should mess wit her and say that it is and it is going to kill her at 4:16am on july 27th

And if shes retarded you could say if shes awake at that time on that day and she says "SEE?!? im not dead!" then say, oh, the milk called, he only will kill you if you are asleep... then she will never sleep again... MUHAHAHAAHAHA!

Response to Is Milk Alive? 2006-06-27 08:20:35


Jesus Approved.

Response to Is Milk Alive? 2016-10-01 04:39:40


At 6/26/06 01:19 AM, smallCommando wrote: Okay some idiot says milk is alive she wrong right...RIGHT? lol

she must be on fucking meth

Response to Is Milk Alive? 2016-10-01 04:40:40


Suck on your mom's disappointing titties and find out.


Me cogió la mierda de cuerpo muerto de su hija después de que le prendió fuego.

Response to Is Milk Alive? 2016-10-01 08:16:20


At 10/1/16 04:39 AM, NeatCarbon wrote:
At 6/26/06 01:19 AM, smallCommando wrote: Okay some idiot says milk is alive she wrong right...RIGHT? lol
she must be on fucking meth

Curious as to what combination of words you looked-up on the NG searchbar that led you to this thread.


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