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Sanity-of-Insanity

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Posted at: 6/26/06 08:41 PM

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Lets see...
- easily defendable postion
- plenty of food and water
- internet connection
- lots of books
- TV
- plenty of good movies

I say stay where I am.

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Mr-Furious

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I would go downtown, loot the gunstore, get my friends and family and barricade myself inside the supermarket. This way we would have plenty of goods to last us for quite awhile.. we would be mighty bored though.


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GiantDouche

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I would probably bring a hella lot of weapons and ammo with food and water and a radio and some other form of communication. They wouldnt be able to reach me on my roof id just shoot them on the spot.


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At 6/25/06 11:07 PM, stumpy2 wrote:
At 6/25/06 10:33 PM, theabominablematt wrote: Whu-Pah!
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Posted at: 6/27/06 05:23 AM

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A lot of people think that they can just get a gun and pass through it all, i dont really think that would really happen, and heck if a zombie outbreak was in effect, i would...scream my ass of and run into my basement with a can of coke...and a chocolate bar. Well, mabey i would kill myself, but probably not. :P

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shiro183

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this TOTALLY hasn't been done five million times before.


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cadet78

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me i would go to the local miatary base go through the armory and loot that. Get on a troop trans port . fly to germany and stay there at the nucular fallout shelter if zombies break in im ready wit my guns and a platoon of troops. m16, bretta 50cal sniper, rockets, mines, 50cal browning off of a tank , thousands of MRE's (meals ready to eat , milatary grub)o ya the playboy bunnies!! =D


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Moon-Wolf

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I believe the best thing to do is order in a nuke and maybe go to a top-secret military science lab/s

Hey thats what they did in resident evil 2 and 3! :P


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I'd yell "clatu verrata nocti", and send them all back to their graves!

Oh crap...

Other than that, you kids spend too much time gaming.


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SenorPresidente

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all i would need is a blunt object.

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Chiklay4

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my lucky bat,a m14,gernade,kitanna(spell wrong),shotgun,ammo........ill go to my house and stay then go to mexico wait zombies there? then ill go to russia zombie.....then ill go to the hidden tunnel in mexico...no one will find me


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Well....run to the nearest weapon shop (which is seriously a 15 min walk away). If they were still alive i would convince them to let me in. then procede to murder the occupants. Loot the weapons.

Walk down to the 7-11 (which is mere yards from the gun store...go figure) Grab slim jims...

Walk to Food lion across the stree (im not making this up...i live in the PERFECT suburb for zombie attacks)

Barricade and wait out.


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id take my laptop and start a topic named What to do in a zombie epidemic? on the NG BBS and see what happens


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SuperSmoothSmiley

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I would grab my younger brother and my close fiend who both live near by. We would then make our way to Guns N' Hooks (local wepaons shop). I would use my younger brother as a tool of letting us in (eg. ask then how they will feel if he dies because he was not let in as he is 6). I would then have my friend take my younger brother into another room as I killed the other occupants if there was any. I would then take the weapons and any ammo, walk about 30 seconds to the AMP, next door, kill any straglers inside, barricade doors and PRESTO!

I have food
Hunting knives
guns
ammo
Crossbows
and
company.


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Ralph-Wiggum

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Alright, Lets stick this topic out. For some reason, you're incredibly lazy (Im sure 50% or more people here already have that "Advantage") and sleep in that day. Lets say you wake up, take a leak, shower, etc. You go to your front door, to notice someone pounding on it. You notice its a zombie. You throw some chairs or something at the door to "Barricade it" then go to your radio/tv to find out your entire city/state/province/country has been quarentined (SP?) and that 90% of it is already zombified. Now, How are you going to just run outside to the gunstore/7-11/Military base (What?!)/ Godzilla as a good guy factory, etc, With who knows how many zombies out there?

My best plan would be...
Grab any sort of weapon and a few supplies in my house.
Go to the garage, Start up the Car, Open the garage door (Thank god for remote openers)
Back up, Hoping to hit at least a few zombies.
Listen to the radio to find survivors. Get a few with you in thier cars. (If they have any)
Drive to Walmart, pray no zombies are inside.
If there are, try to kill them and close all doors.
Use anywhere from 20-70% of the furniture to blockade the doors.
Use free running (and Urbandead fans will know what I mean) to get to the Home Depot a block away.
Get supplies for better barrricades (Y'know, zombies clawing at cement for a long time wont do much, At least thats what I hear)
Eat the food there, use the electricity there, and make sure you grabbed a few generators and fuel tanks from Home Depot.
Create some kind of water recycling system.
Use anything needed to make a bigger/better gardening section.
Plant food and eat what you plant.

That should keep you alive, if you do it right, forever. Just pray you got some chicks when you picked up survivors. Hot ones too.

And Voila - You've created a perfectly good civilization.


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smeagol1

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please go to the zsc


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I would probably be the guy that ends up in the basement getting eaten alive..i'd be to scared..im not even gonna try to talk like i'd do something.


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man, this topic has gotten pretty big for a zombie topic.

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At 6/25/06 10:33 PM, theabominablematt wrote: Whu-Pah!

i got that too.
in a zombie outbreak i would go to my school(easily defensible)
stock up thanks to the store across the road the third floor and destroy the staircases..
weapons:crowbar,machete,sniper rifle,and about 15 friends.if it goes class 3 on us though we're screwed


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maybe a rocketlauncher and some granades. a shotgun and a submachine gun. also a sword and knife. (maybe a chainsaw instead). and if the FBI gave me one, a jetpack so the could not hurt me.

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GreenKirton

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I would go to toys 'R' us with a few mates.

at least when i die i will have had fun and annoyed someone.


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darkcow2

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i am a zombie

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Pennmannen

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I would do as saddam, hide in a hole in the ground like a little coward. I made a drawing over a hiding place.

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Billythesnipe

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i'd probably gather like a big group of maybe 200 kids from my school take shit loads of food from the cafeteria get some weapons from my house guns my brothers katana and maybe my wooden one just in case for some wierd reason...anyways i'd get that make sure everyone had some weps and food...then i'd make an underground society with everyone and kill zombies and stuff when they get near the underground entrance


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Posted at: 7/1/06 04:00 PM

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I am really good with a gun. Put a nice .45 bullet in a zeds head from 60 feet away. i would carry a crowbar also incase i ran out of ammo.

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battleonfan

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At 6/27/06 06:15 AM, --Hybrid-- wrote: I'd yell "clatu verrata nocti", and send them all back to their graves!

Oh crap...

Other than that, you kids spend too much time gaming.

clatu verrata nocti. Army of Darkness.

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celestialstalker

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Posted at: 7/1/06 06:33 PM

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as soon as i heard they were coming i would grap my shotgun grap 3 boxes of ammo.
run to my car killing zombies if necessery drive to all my friends house we all crowd in my car drive around and find a abandoned big van or truck somthing with a lot of space
find a local gun store takel a lot of guns and ammo kick some zombie ass to the car
board up in a big mall if they break in some provide cover fire will re- boarding every day go on 2 hour long killing spree whenammo gone go to other gun stores for ammo and relocate to new mall repeat till all zombies are dead.


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