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At 6/27/06 05:48 PM, shi_huangdi wrote: why does everyhting taste like chicken? and you'd figure we would taste more like pork or beef no?

We could taste like wallnuts for all I care, I'm going to live damn it.

I'd resort to canabalism if i only had something to start a fire with...
To be honest, i'd resort to cannabalism ifi was stuck for half an hour in my garden :P (Sarcasm detected)

mmmm tastes like chicken

really depends on the situation. If i was stuck on a barren island with no food and no probable rescue, i would probably just let myself starve. however if there was vegetation, even grass, I would not become a cannibal, because i would always have something to eat. grass is nutritious

At 6/27/06 07:37 AM, lapis wrote: "As is known from a videotape the two made when they met in March 2001 in Meiwes' home, Meiwes amputated Brandes' penis and Meiwes and Brandes ate the penis together before Brandes was killed. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes would bite his penis off, but this did not work, so Meiwes used at first a knife that turned out to be too blunt, and then a sharper knife to finally slice the penis off. Brandes apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis rare, but could not because it was too tough and as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper and garlic."

yeah, they made a movie about this (im talking about a real movie on the story of meiwes to be shown at theaters), but meiwes went to court because it hurt his... rights of... something. persönlichkeitsrechte. please translate yourself. thank you. erm... im glad so many crazy fucks meet on the internet to then do crazy stuff with each other. like those suicide kids that decided to jump off a cliff in norway together, or something like that.

anyway... if you think about it, cannibalism might be the solution to world hunger...

At 7/11/06 04:37 PM, rockizzy wrote: persönlichkeitsrechte.

Personal rights? Maybe right of privacy comes close. Meh, maybe a movie about his life and his internet escapades would be more suitable after he dies. But I guess everyone will have forgotten about him by then.

Well... if I was drifting in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with an other guy. And that other guy just happened to die, I would eat him.

Does "auto", or self cannibalism count?!?! If so... then I'm thinkin' I could go for a snack!! Goddamn I love me!! Hmmmmmmm... Why do I taste like Venison?!?!

Yes i would.

Just if I'm going to die? Sure, humans aren't that tasty, but if you cook them right and add the right spices, they taste pretty good. And hey, you're helping with the problem of overpopulation; after all, every little bit helps.