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At 6/25/06 06:21 PM, -Puzz- wrote:

At 6/25/06 06:18 PM, Engelsman wrote:

hairy women

LOL brits.

i'd hit that

french women: the horror... the horrrroorrrrrrr!!!

Hey wait I forget to mention the franco-prussion war. Losing to such a new and precarious state? Tuttuttut ,for shame.

Sorry but most of the french people are racists.. Thats why I dont like them.. (I'm not american btw)

At 6/25/06 06:25 PM, chocolate_penguin wrote:

At 6/25/06 05:04 PM, -Puzz- wrote:

:: : 'OMG FRANCE HELPZ SADAM LOLOLOLOLOL'..

Your country aided Osama Bin Laden, not Saddam and gave him hundreds of night vision goggles. Your country was supposedly our ally.

And you trained the Afghanian forces. A part of them are either troops under Bin Laden's control, or training the troops under Bin Laden's control. Go figure...

At 6/25/06 06:29 PM, Engelsman wrote: i'd hit that

french women: the horror... the horrrroorrrrrrr!!!

touché! :D

At 6/25/06 05:59 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

Only a Frenchman would look at a lobster and go "HMMM... yes, that would be GREAT boiled alive, and then drenched in garlic and butter!" Maybe it's just me, but when I see what's basically a giant sea scorpion/cockroach thing, the LAST thing on my mind is what it tastes like after I boil it alive.

Lobster is quite good though.
And the only reason you don't likeit is because it isn't soaked in SoCo and served with grittle.

But besides that.

We should we give a fuck what a french person thinks. They have no importance in this world, hell there country is seperating as is.

The Americans have this Francophobia of France.

What assholes.

Haha, I never really cared about these "Nation vs. Nation" threads but this one is special since a Frenchman is playing the role of the defender. I'll admit, I hated the French when I was a kid because I perceived the entire people as being haughty and arrogant. The arrogance probably never changed but my respect for France and it's history increased every single time I watched some Anglosaxon drone take a cheap jab at France and it's people just to please the crowd and be a contributing member of the hate group, which was a pretty safe thing to do since there were hardly any French Newgrounds users to begin with. But now, a Frenchman decided to strike back, and I couldn't be happier. My respect for France has at least doubled thanks to this thread, congratulations.

Actually, those are fairly good arguments. Thumbs up, fella.

At 6/25/06 06:35 PM, -Puzz- wrote:

At 6/25/06 06:29 PM, Engelsman wrote: i'd hit that

french women: the horror... the horrrroorrrrrrr!!!

touché! :D

Go fuck yourself you french basterd

I'm rather surprised at the amount of profanity and insults used to heckle Puzz's argument.

Is that all you've got?

At 6/25/06 06:06 PM, -Puzz- wrote: We have great food. You just have no taste. Go back to Taco Bell. Fatty.

Taste is subjective. Just because YOU view it as great doesn't mean it IS great universally. I've eaten gourmet quisine before... 6 courses, with desert. I'd rather have Taco Bell.

Lobsters are great (see above)

Again, taste is subjective. I've had lobster, all I tasted was the butter sauce I dipped it in. I'd rather have a steak cooked medium well.

Yeah well Slim Fast doesn't seem to work very well!

For the purpose of shaving? Nope.

At 6/25/06 06:18 PM, -Puzz- wrote: To prove it, BEHOLD... Adriana Karembeu!

That picture is so heavily doctored that it isn't funny.

At 6/25/06 07:24 PM, PacoW wrote: Actually, those are fairly good arguments. Thumbs up, fella.

Arguments for what? Pop culture? Woohoo. America invented INTERNET PORNO. Top that.

I agree that France is a better country then the USA, and I actually live there. But I don't know if it is better than all other countries because I lack the knowledge of another country's history. Though I'd like to say that it is probably a whole new country that only a few people have ever heard of. I doubt the very small countries have ever gone to war. I don't know how many people agree with me but those who are starting wars just for money or land, (Or oil for present matters,) should all just leave each other alone.

Sorry for posting twice, but I just remembered by looking at an Anti-Anti USA thread that the only reason the 50 states exist is because France sold Louisianna to the US. Also, we wouldn't really exist as a free country unless France intervened and saved our butts in the USA Revolutionary War! And now, George W. Bush, the modern Oil Tyrant turns around, relinguishes our alliance, and hates them after half of the French citizens want a bit more of a fair trial for the man that 50% of America hates! This makes me want to move to Canada, but unfortunatly King George screwed up so badly that we aren't even welcome there any more!

At 6/25/06 08:13 PM, CadillacClock wrote: lolwut?

That's a totally awesome idea. We should learn from the french more nowadays.

At 6/25/06 05:04 PM, -Puzz- wrote: 10. As you can see we argue alot better than you! We don't go

lol really? I didn't notice. I could give you 100 reasons as to why I prefer the US to France, the first 10 reasons being less taxes.

At 6/25/06 07:58 PM, -Crimson_Blade- wrote:

At 6/25/06 06:35 PM, -Puzz- wrote:

At 6/25/06 06:29 PM, Engelsman wrote: i'd hit that

french women: the horror... the horrrroorrrrrrr!!!

touché! :D

Go fuck yourself you french basterd

Yeah. How dare you defend your own country, you french bitch?

At 6/25/06 06:18 PM, -Puzz- wrote: French women > American women
To prove it, BEHOLD... Adriana Karembeu!

Id like to put my baugeutte in her wine bottle.

At 6/25/06 05:04 PM, -Puzz- wrote: I've seen tons of topics on this section of the NG BBS bitching about how France sucks and how Frenchmen are overconfident little bastards! Well I'm sick of it, it's time to prove your sorry asses wrong!

cause it does!

I'll give you 10 reasons why France > the USA!
Let the glorifying commence! >:[

the only thing good in france is the eifle tower

(I will not put any capital letter on the word 'america' cause it doesn't deserve the amount of effort needed to push the shift key)

but it deserves that sentence?

1. French food is superior to your american fatty foods. First of all, you americans love us so much, you name your fries, your toast, kisses, and your mustard brands after us! In the US, I see loads of fancy french restaurants, yet, in France, the only thing you guys brought us is MacDonalds, Pizza Hut, KFC and Burger King! Stop with the invading! Because of shitty fast foods, our obesity rate sky-rocketed since 1960 (the date in which the first american fast food "restaurant" was set up in France)! Suck it Uncle Sam!

your french pastry has nothing to do with it?

2. Unlike France, you've never won the FIFA World Cup! Maybe our team sucks this year, but at least we got to the second round! Our players aren't drugged athletes like Lance Armstrong. Good thing he stopped the 'Tour de France', always the same doped asshole winning made it so lame and boring! Speaking of steroids, baseball totally sucks, america is the only country who plays it, except for Japan, yet you claim to be the World Champions! Now explain why Japan owned america during the last World Baseball Classic?!

lance Armstrong does not do steroids asshole! baseball does suck. get the pastry out of your ass and realize America beat the japanese with two A-bombs. At least America has the balls to go to war you french pussie.

3. France is the oldest nation on earth. america is like 250 years old! RESPECT YOUR ELDERS DAMMIT!

you really are a dumbass arent you? We Kick ass and france is our bitch!

4. France invented perfume. Without us, Christian Dior, Coco Chanel, Jean Paul Gautier and L'Oréal woudln't exist and you female americans would smell like rotten dead corpses!

as oppose to french women who DO smell like rotten dead corpses? you invented perfume as an exuse not to take showers you smelly piece of shit.

5. america claims to be the home of liberty, yet who gave you the freaking Statue of Liberty?! I'll give you a hint, it doesn't come from Texas

Lady Liberty was a gift for saving your asses.

6. Let's see how much the Almighty God, in who you "trust in" so much, likes you! You get tornadoes, tropical storms, hurricanes, Tom Cruise, volcanoes, and earthquakes, etc.The worst thing we ever had is a Heat Wave once in a while and He's actually doing us a favor by killing off the old people who stink cause they don't buy our sexy perfumes!

there are no valcanoes near any manland areas in America. tom cruise is a curse i won't deny that.

7. Let's compare your medicare to our medicare! Hey wait a minute!! YOU PRETTY MUCH DON'T HAVE ANY! Good thing Canada is here, you can steal all their cheap medication!

8. america sucks, you have to wait until 21 to be able to buy a freaking beer, but you can buy crunk juice and get horny and rape little girls! Go american laws! My eleven year old brother buys cigarettes and wine for my parents!

just because you said that i hope you die from lung cancer and your brother dies from a
drunk driver!

9. This.

10. As you can see we argue alot better than you! We don't go: 'OMG FRANCE SUX CUZ LEIK DERE NOT NAYCE N WE HELPT DEM DURIN WORLD WAR TOO!' or 'OMG FRANCE HELPZ SADAM LOLOLOLOLOL'..

your just annoyed because your country sucks (and smells like) ass

I love France.
If you don't like it, then you're an asshole. Or gay. Your choice!
Just because Tom Fulp got sick because of our awesome food doesn't mean you have to hate us!

good for you. you show loyaty to your country i respect that. But if you insult America i will kick your ass "From sea to shining sea" bitch!

At 6/25/06 05:04 PM, -Puzz- wrote:

1. French food is superior to your american fatty foods.

Yes, you're right the food IS better, but, you have to realize that American fast food is available even in 'superior' france! *blows raspberry* Notice how American fast food has taken over, yet french food is not financially worthwhile.

2. Unlike France, you've never won the FIFA World Cup!

Don't care. We have more money and nukes.

3. France is the oldest nation on earth. america is like 250 years old! RESPECT YOUR ELDERS DAMMIT!

Our philisophical principles inspired the bourgeoise and the rest of the third estate to rebel.

4. France invented perfume.

Well, that's suprising, 'cause I don't care.

5. america claims to be the home of liberty, yet who gave you the freaking Statue of Liberty?! I'll give you a hint, it doesn't come from Texas

The statue is a SYMBOL of liberty, and yet it took until AFTER OUR REVOLUTION FOR THE FRENCH TO ADOPT the principles of THEIR philosophers.

6. Let's see how much the Almighty God, in who you "trust in" so much, likes you!

E-fucking-nough. What's the point?

7. Let's compare your medicare to our medicare! Hey wait a minute!! YOU PRETTY MUCH DON'T HAVE ANY! Good thing Canada is here, you can steal all their cheap medication!

Hey, wait a minute! We have an infinitely better military. Oh, and get this. We have, oh, better higher education, higher quality health care (though, admittedly it's not available to all) and our wines are probably just as good, but definitely more profitable.

8. but you can buy crunk juice and get horny and rape little girls!

Not legally, you dumbass.

9. This.

Don't care. The french smoke. Ugh.

10. As you can see we argue alot better than you! We don't go: 'OMG FRANCE SUX CUZ LEIK DERE NOT NAYCE N WE HELPT DEM DURIN WORLD WAR TOO!' or 'OMG FRANCE HELPZ SADAM LOLOLOLOLOL'..

Been to france. Didn't like it. They all smoke and are anti-semites. And help arabs.

Your sig doesn't look like a french flag at all. LOL. I thought it was BLUE, white, red. Not PUKE, white red.

France maybe better than america but nothing is better than the Soviet Galactic Empire! Russia is on the rise again. America has reached it's peak, and now will plumitt. When Soviet Russia comes back, we will conquer the entire planet, and then other planets. We will conquer the Milky Way Galaxy and through out the Universe we will be known us the Soviet Galactic Empire. Later we will conquer the entire Universe. Then we will become the Soviet Universal Empire or the Union of Soviet Socialist Galaxies. And I'll be the Emperor.

At 6/25/06 05:04 PM, -Puzz- wrote: I'll give you 10 reasons why France > the USA!

This outa be fun.

1. French food is superior to your american fatty foods.

And American foods is superior to American fatty foods. Your point?

2. Unlike France, you've never won the FIFA World Cup!

Soccer sucks, its not important in the US so naturally were not good at it.
But I bet we would kick your ass in a football game.

3. France is the oldest nation on earth. america is like 250 years old! RESPECT YOUR ELDERS DAMMIT!

4. France invented perfume.

Actually it goes back as far as Roman Gladitorial times, and even Egyptian Pharoahs.

5. america claims to be the home of liberty, yet who gave you the freaking Statue of Liberty?! I'll give you a hint, it doesn't come from Texas

So? We bought a statue from you guys, big deal.

6. Let's see how much the Almighty God, in who you "trust in" so much, likes you! You get tornadoes, tropical storms, hurricanes, Tom Cruise, volcanoes, and earthquakes, etc.

So does everybody else.

The worst thing we ever had is a Heat Wave once in a while

Geography has little to do with god.

7. Let's compare your medicare to our medicare! Hey wait a minute!!

We have some of the best health care in the world. Its just expensive.

8. america sucks, you have to wait until 21 to be able to buy a freaking beer,

Because we are responsible.

but you can buy crunk juice and get horny and rape little girls!

Where?

Go american laws! My eleven year old brother buys cigarettes and wine for my parents!

Is that supposed to be good?

9. This.

Your retarded.

10. As you can see we argue alot better than you! We don't go: 'OMG FRANCE SUX CUZ LEIK DERE NOT NAYCE N WE HELPT DEM DURIN WORLD WAR TOO!' or 'OMG FRANCE HELPZ SADAM LOLOLOLOLOL'..

Is ignorance really bliss?

I love France.
If you don't like it, then you're an asshole. Or gay. Your choice!

So French people really are racist assholes, thanks for clarifying that.

hah, you europeans with your soccer/football/whatever. Don't you realize that there are very, very few americans who care about that sport?

At 6/26/06 07:55 AM, JabroniBeatr wrote: hah, you europeans with your soccer/football/whatever. Don't you realize that there are very, very few americans who care about that sport?

ye, but its the same other way arround with American Footbal in europe, no one in Europe cares about that sport either, and with baseball were not even participating I think lol.

oh, and france oldest nation in the world? no, not really. You see, the Now days France havent always fough under the same flag, u used to have seperated nations like Auverge, Provence etc. , and at that time England was already united under the same flag and name.

Someone insulted English girls? heres one:

At 6/26/06 12:43 AM, Hell-Itself wrote: there are no valcanoes near any manland areas in America. tom cruise is a curse i won't deny that.

You really sure of that?

Mt. Saint Helens Biznach

At 6/25/06 06:08 PM, -Jose- wrote:
Soccer is the poor mans sport. Look at it. The only reason why it is so popular because any child from a third world country can kick a ball into a net.

That has to be one of the most retarded things I have EVER heard in my entire life. Since when did you have to have money to participate in a sport? Its popular for the reason that everyone can play it, everyone can have fun playing it, maybe if you took off those fucking stupid helmets and pads for two seconds you might realise it.

At 6/26/06 12:43 AM, Hell-Itself wrote:

Lady Liberty was a gift for saving your asses.

We got the statue in 188, you retard, because of the FRIENDSHIP WE HAD DEVELOPED DUE TO THE FRENCH REVOLUTION! We hadn't saved france until 1944.

Sorry, I mean 1886. Not 188.

And in addition:

Topic starter, you haven't presented any rebuttal to any of our points, and yet you claim that the French are better debaters.