Why France Is Better Than The Usa!

[Edvin]

I've seen tons of topics on this section of the NG BBS bitching about how France sucks and how Frenchmen are overconfident little bastards! Well I'm sick of it, it's time to prove your sorry asses wrong!

I'll give you 10 reasons why France > the USA!
Let the glorifying commence! >:[

(I will not put any capital letter on the word 'america' cause it doesn't deserve the amount of effort needed to push the shift key)

1. French food is superior to your american fatty foods. First of all, you americans love us so much, you name your fries, your toast, kisses, and your mustard brands after us! In the US, I see loads of fancy french restaurants, yet, in France, the only thing you guys brought us is MacDonalds, Pizza Hut, KFC and Burger King! Stop with the invading! Because of shitty fast foods, our obesity rate sky-rocketed since 1960 (the date in which the first american fast food "restaurant" was set up in France)! Suck it Uncle Sam!

2. Unlike France, you've never won the FIFA World Cup! Maybe our team sucks this year, but at least we got to the second round! Our players aren't drugged athletes like Lance Armstrong. Good thing he stopped the 'Tour de France', always the same doped asshole winning made it so lame and boring! Speaking of steroids, baseball totally sucks, america is the only country who plays it, except for Japan, yet you claim to be the World Champions! Now explain why Japan owned america during the last World Baseball Classic?!

3. France is the oldest nation on earth. america is like 250 years old! RESPECT YOUR ELDERS DAMMIT!

4. France invented perfume. Without us, Christian Dior, Coco Chanel, Jean Paul Gautier and L'Oréal woudln't exist and you female americans would smell like rotten dead corpses!

5. america claims to be the home of liberty, yet who gave you the freaking Statue of Liberty?! I'll give you a hint, it doesn't come from Texas

6. Let's see how much the Almighty God, in who you "trust in" so much, likes you! You get tornadoes, tropical storms, hurricanes, Tom Cruise, volcanoes, and earthquakes, etc.The worst thing we ever had is a Heat Wave once in a while and He's actually doing us a favor by killing off the old people who stink cause they don't buy our sexy perfumes!

7. Let's compare your medicare to our medicare! Hey wait a minute!! YOU PRETTY MUCH DON'T HAVE ANY! Good thing Canada is here, you can steal all their cheap medication!

8. america sucks, you have to wait until 21 to be able to buy a freaking beer, but you can buy crunk juice and get horny and rape little girls! Go american laws! My eleven year old brother buys cigarettes and wine for my parents!

9. This.

10. As you can see we argue alot better than you! We don't go: 'OMG FRANCE SUX CUZ LEIK DERE NOT NAYCE N WE HELPT DEM DURIN WORLD WAR TOO!' or 'OMG FRANCE HELPZ SADAM LOLOLOLOLOL'..

I love France.
If you don't like it, then you're an asshole. Or gay. Your choice!
Just because Tom Fulp got sick because of our awesome food doesn't mean you have to hate us!

[Athlas]

Hehe, I love argument n° 9.

But I've seen plenty of fat French women. They didn't smell like perfume either.

[Engelsman]

I didn't realise so many americans hated the french, i knew everyone in Britain hates france cause of history and shit.

UK > France

[Edvin]

At 6/25/06 05:08 PM, Engelsman wrote: I didn't realise so many americans hated the french, i knew everyone in Britain hates france cause of history and shit.

UK > France

Don't get me started on the UK. Don't.

[Athlas]

Politicaly speaking, the UK and France have been fine since the Conerence of Berlin in 1885. Most of their colonial issues were solved there, and later pacts solved the rest. The citizens may not like each other, but they were all to keen to join forces when the German threat was great enough.

Of course, in the Middle Ages, there were numerous disputes between these nations.

[Gabe]

At 6/25/06 05:07 PM, Athlas wrote: But I've seen plenty of fat French women. They didn't smell like perfume either.

They smell more like Big Mac with fries nowadays with all the McDonalds

[Athlas]

Tsk tsk, let's keep this civil, shall we?

[rockizzy]

waaah, patriotism alarm! patriotism is dumb and pointless, stop it! all of you!
the best country obviously is germany, cuz here, people are only patriotic during soccer worldchampionchips.
...
wait. was that patriotism?

[Athlas]

Meh, at least a large part of the Germans isn't proud of certain parts of their history....

[Jizzlebang]

this is a joke thread, right?
how does a person become as arrogant as you?
instead of saying america thinks they are the central of the world, think about what you are saying...

[JMHX]

At 6/25/06 05:04 PM, -Puzz- wrote:

1. French food is superior to your american fatty foods.

Deutschland Deutschland uber alles.

2. Unlike France, you've never won the FIFA World Cup!

Über alles in der Welt.

3. France is the oldest nation on earth. america is like 250 years old! RESPECT YOUR ELDERS DAMMIT!

Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze

4. France invented perfume. Without us, Christian Dior, Coco Chanel, Jean Paul Gautier and L'Oréal woudln't exist and you female americans would smell like rotten dead corpses!

Brüderlich zusammenhält

5. america claims to be the home of liberty, yet who gave you the freaking Statue of Liberty?! I'll give you a hint, it doesn't come from Texas

Von der Maas bis an die Memel

6. Let's see how much the Almighty God, in who you "trust in" so much, likes you! You get tornadoes, tropical storms, hurricanes, Tom Cruise, volcanoes, and earthquakes, etc.

Von der Etsch bis an den Belt

7. Let's compare your medicare to our medicare! Hey wait a minute!! YOU PRETTY MUCH DON'T HAVE ANY! Good thing Canada is here, you can steal all their cheap medication!

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles

8. america sucks, you have to wait until 21 to be able to buy a freaking beer, but you can buy crunk juice and get horny and rape little girls! Go american laws! My eleven year old brother buys cigarettes and wine for my parents!

Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue

10. As you can see we argue alot better than you! We don't go: 'OMG FRANCE SUX CUZ LEIK DERE NOT NAYCE N WE HELPT DEM DURIN WORLD WAR TOO!' or 'OMG FRANCE HELPZ SADAM LOLOLOLOLOL'..

Deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang

Arbeit Macht Frei.

[Athlas]

At 6/25/06 05:35 PM, Jizzlebang wrote: this is a joke thread, right?
how does a person become as arrogant as you?
instead of saying america thinks they are the central of the world, think about what you are saying...

Who are you refering to?

[pt9-9]

I believe this contradicts your statement.

[White-hole]

pah! You could at least have put as much effort into helping Ireland get independance as you did with the U.S and Italy. Oh well at least your revolution was not as important as the American one.

[Athlas]

At 6/25/06 05:39 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote:

At 6/25/06 05:04 PM, -Puzz- wrote:

Arbeit Macht Frei.

War haben Sie Deutsch gelernd?

And why on earth did you use what's imprinted on the gates of Auschwitz- Birkenau???
Thrust me, your last statement is not a laughing matter.

[Buffalow]

Frankreich ist das schlechteste Land auf Masse, Deutschland besitzt Frankreich, besonders während Weltkrieges 2, als Frankreich bis zu den Nazin gab. Deutsches Bier ist besserer dann französischer Wein, Duftstoff und Nahrung. Deutschland > Frankreich, Amerika > Frankreich.

[JMHX]

At 6/25/06 05:49 PM, Athlas wrote:

At 6/25/06 05:39 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote:

At 6/25/06 05:04 PM, -Puzz- wrote:

Arbeit Macht Frei.

War haben Sie Deutsch gelernd?

And why on earth did you use what's imprinted on the gates of Auschwitz- Birkenau???
Thrust me, your last statement is not a laughing matter.

Haben sie gehort das deutsche band?

[Edvin]

At 6/25/06 05:35 PM, Jizzlebang wrote: this is a joke thread, right?
how does a person become as arrogant as you?
instead of saying america thinks they are the central of the world, think about what you are saying...

I did think about what I was thinking you nazi! You can shut up what so ever!

[Memorize]

Half of France thinks Saddam isn't getting a fair trial.

[White-hole]

hey wait, didnt you guys gloriously and bravely surrender after a couple of weeks when the germans invaded? Also de gaulles resistance was gloriously crap.

[FUNKbrs]

*kicks a frog*

Why the french think they have such great food? They don't. They just fry everything in butter and then serve every meal with wine so you're too drunk to notice you're eating crap.

Only a Frenchman would look at a lobster and go "HMMM... yes, that would be GREAT boiled alive, and then drenched in garlic and butter!" Maybe it's just me, but when I see what's basically a giant sea scorpion/cockroach thing, the LAST thing on my mind is what it tastes like after I boil it alive.

Furthermore, french women have never developed pit shaving technology. I don't think I need to get into that one.

[Edvin]

At 6/25/06 05:55 PM, White_hole wrote: hey wait, didnt you guys gloriously and bravely surrender after a couple of weeks when the germans invaded? Also de gaulles resistance was gloriously crap.

The government surrendered! VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

you can shut up what so ever.

[JMHX]

France is better than the United States because

it lost to England.

[Edvin]

At 6/25/06 05:59 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: *kicks a frog*

Why the french think they have such great food? They don't. They just fry everything in butter and then serve every meal with wine so you're too drunk to notice you're eating crap.

We have great food. You just have no taste. Go back to Taco Bell. Fatty.

Only a Frenchman would look at a lobster and go "HMMM... yes, that would be GREAT boiled alive, and then drenched in garlic and butter!" Maybe it's just me, but when I see what's basically a giant sea scorpion/cockroach thing, the LAST thing on my mind is what it tastes like after I boil it alive.

Lobsters are great (see above)

Furthermore, french women have never developed pit shaving technology. I don't think I need to get into that one.

Yeah well Slim Fast doesn't seem to work very well!

[Jose]

At 6/25/06 05:04 PM, -Puzz- wrote:
1. French food is superior to your american fatty foods. First of all, you americans love us so much, you name your fries, your toast, kisses, and your mustard brands after us! In the US, I see loads of fancy french restaurants, yet, in France, the only thing you guys brought us is MacDonalds, Pizza Hut, KFC and Burger King! Stop with the invading! Because of shitty fast foods, our obesity rate sky-rocketed since 1960 (the date in which the first american fast food "restaurant" was set up in France)! Suck it Uncle Sam!

Well, at least that would slow you down from stealing all the good italian bread.

2. Unlike France, you've never won the FIFA World Cup! Maybe our team sucks this year, but at least we got to the second round! Our players aren't drugged athletes like Lance Armstrong. Good thing he stopped the 'Tour de France', always the same doped asshole winning made it so lame and boring! Speaking of steroids, baseball totally sucks, america is the only country who plays it, except for Japan, yet you claim to be the World Champions! Now explain why Japan owned america during the last World Baseball Classic?!

Soccer is the poor mans sport. Look at it. The only reason why it is so popular because any child from a third world country can kick a ball into a net.

3. France is the oldest nation on earth. america is like 250 years old! RESPECT YOUR ELDERS DAMMIT!

Actually, China is. Respect your elders.

4. France invented perfume. Without us, Christian Dior, Coco Chanel, Jean Paul Gautier and L'Oréal woudln't exist and you female americans would smell like rotten dead corpses!

Why did france invent perfume? Because your women smell horrible.

5. america claims to be the home of liberty, yet who gave you the freaking Statue of Liberty?! I'll give you a hint, it doesn't come from Texas

Its funny. A socialist france talking about liberty.

6. Let's see how much the Almighty God, in who you "trust in" so much, likes you! You get tornadoes, tropical storms, hurricanes, Tom Cruise, volcanoes, and earthquakes, etc.The worst thing we ever had is a Heat Wave once in a while and He's actually doing us a favor by killing off the old people who stink cause they don't buy our sexy perfumes!

And france has race riots all the time.

7. Let's compare your medicare to our medicare! Hey wait a minute!! YOU PRETTY MUCH DON'T HAVE ANY! Good thing Canada is here, you can steal all their cheap medication!

Yay socialism!

8. america sucks, you have to wait until 21 to be able to buy a freaking beer, but you can buy crunk juice and get horny and rape little girls! Go american laws! My eleven year old brother buys cigarettes and wine for my parents!

Hah. Your brother will die of cancer at the age of nineteen.
Yay america for keeping substances out of the hands of children.

9. This.

LOL

10. As you can see we argue alot better than you! We don't go: 'OMG FRANCE SUX CUZ LEIK DERE NOT NAYCE N WE HELPT DEM DURIN WORLD WAR TOO!' or 'OMG FRANCE HELPZ SADAM LOLOLOLOLOL'..

Food for oil.
Plus, you guys are horrible at war. The only war you ever won was against yourselves. I bet that war was a contest on who raise a white flag the fastest.

I love France.
If you don't like it, then you're an asshole. Or gay. Your choice!

The former, but you are obviously a homophobe. Congrats!

[Athlas]

At 6/25/06 05:49 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote:

At 6/25/06 05:49 PM, Athlas wrote:

At 6/25/06 05:39 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote:

Haben sie gehort das deutsche band?

Welche Deutsche Band?

[pt9-9]

http://www.slate.com/id/2113911/

[Engelsman]

lol

The french aren't better then anyone. i'm suprised this guys had the balls to argue his point cause most frenchmen wouldn't do it. Any country that eats frogs and has hairy women should not even try to say they're better.

What's the difference between frenchmen and toast?


You can make soldiers out of toast.

[Edvin]

At 6/25/06 06:13 PM, pt9_9 wrote: http://www.slate.com/id/2113911/

That's just bullshit.
French women > American women
To prove it, BEHOLD... Adriana Karembeu!

[Edvin]

At 6/25/06 06:18 PM, Engelsman wrote:

hairy women

LOL brits.