The abomination is loose.

[Hyperion]

Forgive me friends. For in my quest to create the ultimate super-soldier to compete in the upcoming spork duels, I've created an abomination. This being is the destroyer of all that is good, and has no right to exist. It has recently escaped from it's underground prison, and has now been unleashed on an unsuspecting world.

Perhaps I should elaborate, so that you can understand the depth of it's evil. It's veins are filled with Coca-Cola Blak, and it's excrement mutates to form noobs. It has hired Jack Thompson as it's legal representative. The abomination feeds on babies, forum users, and the souls of nuns. It's hobbies include necrophilia and submitting crap movies into flash portals.

Unfortunately, our only chance to destroy it is to find a fairly priced Playstation 3.

My bad.

[Tribstar]

Indeed...dark times have befallen us...

[Smizzoach]

At 6/24/06 11:23 PM, -Hyperion- wrote: Unfortunately, our only chance to destroy it is to find a fairly priced Playstation 3.:

My bad.

Don't worry, it'll be a short 3 years, not much can happen in that span of time, right?

[Phoog]

What does it look like? Maybe we could stop it, with a over-priced PS3.. Over the head O.o

[SuperShota]

Unfortunately, our only chance to destroy it is to find a fairly priced Playstation 3.

My bad.

God help us.

[Hyperion]

At 6/24/06 11:25 PM, Smizzoach wrote:

At 6/24/06 11:23 PM, -Hyperion- wrote: Unfortunately, our only chance to destroy it is to find a fairly priced Playstation 3.:

My bad.

Don't worry, it'll be a short 3 years, not much can happen in that span of time, right?

I hope you have a sturdy bomb shelter.

[Smizzoach]

At 6/24/06 11:33 PM, -Hyperion- wrote:

At 6/24/06 11:25 PM, Smizzoach wrote:

At 6/24/06 11:23 PM, -Hyperion- wrote: Unfortunately, our only chance to destroy it is to find a fairly priced Playstation 3.:

My bad.

Don't worry, it'll be a short 3 years, not much can happen in that span of time, right?

I hope you have a sturdy bomb shelter.

I'll have to do a bit of dusting, it hasn't been used since the Cuban Missile Crisis.

*Rimshot*

[JoeyNukes]

only alcohol can help us now

you'll never leave us alchy, will you?

[agent6123]

There's nothing to see here...*release the containment team!*..like i said..nothing to see here.

[Hyperion]

At 6/24/06 11:46 PM, agent6123 wrote: There's nothing to see here...*release the containment team!*..like i said..nothing to see here.

Except that it's using your "containment team's" bones as toothpicks.

[Grade-Zero]

At 6/24/06 11:23 PM, -Hyperion- wrote: Unfortunately, our only chance to destroy it is to find a fairly priced Playstation 3.

We must go to Sony and ask them to lower the price, or everything that stands for good, sporks, and zombies, will be obliterated. Let us march to Sony HQ! Who's with me?

[Musk]

Well, the good news is that your abomination isn't Doomsday (Pic)
and it can be killed.

The bad news is PS3 isn't out yet.

Oh balls