My Osama B theory

[implodinggoat]

This is a little idea I had the other day when I heard about the most recent message that was thought to come from Osama.

Have you noticed that ever since September 11th there hasn't been one message from Osama with Audio and Video?

My theory is that he got plastic surgery right after September 11th and thus his voice is intact but his appearance his changed so Al Qaeda won't show any new video of him.

Opinions?

[implodinggoat]

He might want to go for a radically different look to avoid suspicion.

So, if you see any 6 foot 5 nordic women speaking arabic in a mans voice please inform the U.N.

[BlackerOuT]

he is too busy in the NG portal Blamming movies!

[Mr-Chuckles]

At 2/14/03 07:09 PM, implodinggoat wrote: He might want to go for a radically different look to avoid suspicion.

So, if you see any 6 foot 5 nordic women speaking arabic in a mans voice please inform the U.N.

Don't talk about my GF like that!

[TheDotCommunist]

At 2/14/03 07:13 PM, mr_chuckles66 wrote:

At 2/14/03 07:09 PM, implodinggoat wrote: He might want to go for a radically different look to avoid suspicion.

So, if you see any 6 foot 5 nordic women speaking arabic in a mans voice please inform the U.N.

Don't talk about my GF like that!

Or MINE!

[leeboy105]

He's too busy going on NG to be making any video or audio tapes.

[therazorsedge555]

i think he's dead. they just made alot of video before he was killed so his lieutenants could keep releasing them afterwards. that way the little peon mujahdeen think he is still alive so they will keep fighting for him.

[Bandit0ne]

Totally Unrelated Thought:

They do "body cavity" searches for drug mules/runners... but I bet if they threatened just once to use that damn banana they wouldn't ever need to get their hands dirty again.

Anyways...

I guess OSammy would get 'work done'. It would make sense seeing as how he "plans to martyr himself this year".