My Osama Bin Laden Theory

[implodinggoat]

This is a little idea I had the other day when I heard about the most recent message that was thought to come from Osama.

Have you noticed that ever since September 11th there hasn't been one message from Osama with Audio and Video?

My theory is that he got plastic surgery right after September 11th and thus his voice is intact but his appearance his changed so Al Qaeda won't show any new video of him.

Opinions?

[TheEvilOne]

That's an interesting theory. Not real sure how he could have had the surgery before leaving Afghanistan, though, and if he's in Pakistan, I'm not sure how he could have had it there before being found. I find it more likely that he quite simply shaved his beard. Personally, I think that either he is now beardless and hiding somewhere in Pakistan, or he is dead.

[implodinggoat]

Something like September 11th had years of planning going into it.

Osama may be a crazed homicidal maniac but hes no slouch.

He probably had the surgery before they even hijacked the planes.

[oOChad-sterOo]

the talaban is waiting for the americans to let their guard down, then they'll attack in one final blow to rid of most of the population!!!!!!!

[MarijuanaClock]

Perhaps we havn't seen video because the audio tapes were manufactured by the CIA.

[implodinggoat]

At 2/14/03 11:47 PM, MarijuanaClock wrote: Perhaps we havn't seen video because the audio tapes were manufactured by the CIA.

If the CIA was going to manufacture something why not just fake a corpse? They have the means to bullshit it.

[MarijuanaClock]

At 2/14/03 11:55 PM, implodinggoat wrote:

At 2/14/03 11:47 PM, MarijuanaClock wrote: Perhaps we havn't seen video because the audio tapes were manufactured by the CIA.

If the CIA was going to manufacture something why not just fake a corpse? They have the means to bullshit it.

How does a corpse help them outrage the American people?

Wouldn't a corpse pacify/satisfy the American people, knowing the evil behind 9-11 was dead?

No, you see an audio tape will enrage the American people. In fact, it will get the American people pumped for war. It will make the American people sign away their civil liberties to "guard" against terrorism. It will help the ruling elite to get that oil.

Corpse? pffft, give the CIA some credit, they've been fucking with the world for 50 years now.

[implodinggoat]

At 2/15/03 12:01 AM, MarijuanaClock wrote:

At 2/14/03 11:55 PM, implodinggoat wrote:

At 2/14/03 11:47 PM, MarijuanaClock wrote: Perhaps we havn't seen video because the audio tapes were manufactured by the CIA.

If the CIA was going to manufacture something why not just fake a corpse? They have the means to bullshit it.

How does a corpse help them outrage the American people?

Wouldn't a corpse pacify/satisfy the American people, knowing the evil behind 9-11 was dead?

No, you see an audio tape will enrage the American people. In fact, it will get the American people pumped for war. It will make the American people sign away their civil liberties to "guard" against terrorism. It will help the ruling elite to get that oil.

Corpse? pffft, give the CIA some credit, they've been fucking with the world for 50 years now.

While generating outrage would help their cause, people have been crying for Osamas head for a year now and are constantly asking "Why the fuck haven't we caught him yet" If they were going to start faking things they might as well go for the obvious propaganda victory they could achieve by claiming that he had been killed.

I have heard little public outcry over the most recent Osama Bin Laden tape. In addition this tape has Osama claiming that Saddam Hussein is an infidel. If the CIA was trying to incite rage then they could do a better job by having Osama side with Hussein and draw a closer link between September 11th and Sadam Hussein.

[RydiaLockheart]

If bin Laden was dead, the CIA wouldn't tell us. They'd just keep the story alive to further the government's agenda.

[implodinggoat]

At 2/15/03 12:18 AM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: If bin Laden was dead, the CIA wouldn't tell us. They'd just keep the story alive to further the government's agenda.

Why in Gods name would they do that? When proving his death would be such a propaganda victory?

Wait until 2004 if an announcement is made a week or two before the next presidential election that he is dead then I will agree with you.

[Labanzab]

I don't understand how the media has claimed this tape is the "smoking gun" connecting Al-Queda to Iraq. He speaks to the Iraqi people, but condemns the government. If anything, it seems to demonstrate that the Iraqi government is not in cooperation with Al-Queda.

[DrNatchKilder]

IOsama doesn't need surgery: Just think:
1.- He shaves
2.- He uses a nike t-shirt and trainers
3.- He buys a Levis
(optional)4.- he eats a lot of McDonalds

and nobody will find him forever, he could be even in the USA

[EXECRADOR]

I think, Osama bin laden he doens`t exist.