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At 6/29/06 03:14 PM, -TheHandThatFeeds- wrote: It's healthy to release. The rumours I've only heard (Which makes more sense than it shrinking) is that you blow your load alot quicker.

Sorry im real bad at "thinking it through", what does blow your load mean?

in all seriousness

At 6/29/06 03:18 PM, I_FLIP_VANS wrote:

At 6/29/06 03:14 PM, -TheHandThatFeeds- wrote: It's healthy to release. The rumours I've only heard (Which makes more sense than it shrinking) is that you blow your load alot quicker.

Sorry im real bad at "thinking it through", what does blow your load mean?

in all seriousness

Oh my lord... IT MEANS EJACULATE, WANK, CHOKE THE CHICKEN, PUMP THE PORPOISE, SPANK THE MONKEY, ETC! I CAN'T believe you didn't know that!

If you do not masturbate then your ass looks like fat potatoe

At 6/24/06 08:58 AM, DJRunaway wrote::

Your dick only grows till you're 12,
from there,
you gotte pull it further :)

Have a nice jerk

FALSE

At 6/29/06 03:21 PM, DominoClock wrote:

Oh my lord... IT MEANS EJACULATE, WANK, CHOKE THE CHICKEN, PUMP THE PORPOISE, SPANK THE MONKEY, ETC! I CAN'T believe you didn't know that!

Ejaculate yes, the rest of those phrases refer to the wanking action, not the release at the end that "blow your load" refers to.

From what i've heard, 90% of males masturbate so it can't be that bad for you.

What is it with this BBS and topics involving the male genitalia?

If you need any more info on the subject of "blowing your load," go here.

take a lesson from lewis black

if you masterbate 20 times a day, you'll never make to your front door.
you might make it but when you squeeze the handly you'll just pass out.

At 6/24/06 04:17 AM, AmeerThePrince wrote: If masturbation was bad for you, would you stop?

i probably would not stop

Oh God! You're right! It's getting smaller! Mini me? Where are you? I can't see you!!! WHYYYYY????

At 6/24/06 03:14 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote: I've been told by all these things that masturbation is bad for you, that masturbation will scew up your body, somebody even told me that if you masurbate to much your penis gets smaller

if so then I and million of teenage boys are in deep shit!

Discuss men and women of newgrounds!

well actolly alot of peaple saying tat just dont want you to do it because of religios facts... in real terms its healthy and if it wasnt holy crap im in trubble....

At 6/24/06 03:36 AM, freakingbans wrote: it's not the size, its the thickness.

4 inches gives any girl an orgasm, so concentrate on thicness gents and moon_star thingy.

Haha... I measured mine last weekend.
Six and a half inches. =)

At 7/1/06 05:28 PM, SatanicMilkCarton wrote:

At 6/24/06 03:36 AM, freakingbans wrote: it's not the size, its the thickness.

4 inches gives any girl an orgasm, so concentrate on thicness gents and moon_star thingy.

Haha... I measured mine last weekend.
Six and a half inches. =)

7 1/2 Length, 5 1/2 Girth.

I have seen a size change recentaly:/

I have seen a size change recentaly:/

Pretty much the only proven case I have heard of masturbating being bad for you is in certian middle eastern countries because if you are caught masturbating, it is actually concidered a crime which carries the death penalty by beheading, no joke.

its not bad for you i tell you that.

I hope

At 7/3/06 12:21 PM, snow_templar wrote: Pretty much the only proven case I have heard of masturbating being bad for you is in certian middle eastern countries because if you are caught masturbating, it is actually concidered a crime which carries the death penalty by beheading, no joke.

Which head is taken off, the one on your head, or the ... other one?
(ow)

'Tis good!

At 7/5/06 03:36 PM, Leonardo_Da_Finchy wrote:

At 7/3/06 12:21 PM, snow_templar wrote: Pretty much the only proven case I have heard of masturbating being bad for you is in certian middle eastern countries because if you are caught masturbating, it is actually concidered a crime which carries the death penalty by beheading, no joke.

Which head is taken off, the one on your head, or the ... other one?
(ow)

You lose your head that is on your shoulders, the one with the actual brain in it that you cannot leave without.

At 7/5/06 04:11 PM, snow_templar wrote:

At 7/5/06 03:36 PM, Leonardo_Da_Finchy wrote:

At 7/3/06 12:21 PM, snow_templar wrote: Pretty much the only proven case I have heard of masturbating being bad for you is in certian middle eastern countries because if you are caught masturbating, it is actually concidered a crime which carries the death penalty by beheading, no joke.

Which head is taken off, the one on your head, or the ... other one?
(ow)

You lose your head that is on your shoulders, the one with the actual brain in it that you cannot leave without.

Right. I mentioned the other, because I heard that somewhere, maybe not as harshly as the countries aforementioned, the punishment for rape is total castration, which works along the same vein as hand loss for theft. Cut off the part that did the crime.

Remember kids, sex can wait, masturbate!

At 7/6/06 04:44 PM, Leonardo_Da_Finchy wrote:

At 7/5/06 04:11 PM, snow_templar wrote: You lose your head that is on your shoulders, the one with the actual brain in it that you cannot leave without.

Right. I mentioned the other, because I heard that somewhere, maybe not as harshly as the countries aforementioned, the punishment for rape is total castration, which works along the same vein as hand loss for theft. Cut off the part that did the crime.

Right but apparently that is rape, this is masturbation, this involes almost your whole body because you are using you hands to pleasure the privates to trick your brain to think you are having sex, and so it goes to the point where because this is part of your thinking you are already corrupted and therefore must be removed from the world to prevent further corruption in their society... or something like that. I could be totally misinformed and just going on a rant here but that is what I hear.

At 6/24/06 03:23 AM, SaiNT_SiLEiGHtY wrote: Masturbating reduces the risk of Prostate cancer!

One fap a day keeps the Doctor away!

Fucking awesome.

At 6/24/06 03:29 AM, Veerwhil wrote: Yes it is very bad, because Jesus is videotaping you.

thats why I always feel like someone is looking at me >_>

Fap

At 7/7/06 09:01 PM, snow_templar wrote:

Right but apparently that is rape, this is masturbation, this involes almost your whole body because you are using you hands to pleasure the privates to trick your brain to think you are having sex, and so it goes to the point where because this is part of your thinking you are already corrupted and therefore must be removed from the world to prevent further corruption in their society... or something like that. I could be totally misinformed and just going on a rant here but that is what I hear.

Still sounds extreme even for the middle east. I'd expect it to be the other way round, seeing as rape is defiling someone else's body too. Ah, well...

At 6/24/06 03:23 AM, SaiNT_SiLEiGHtY wrote: Masturbating reduces the risk of Prostate cancer!

Well then I must have the healthiest prostate ever.

13 times in one night bizznitch... i'm a very lonely individual.

At 6/24/06 03:14 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote: I've been told by all these things that masturbation is bad for you, that masturbation will scew up your body, somebody even told me that if you masurbate to much your penis gets smaller

if so then I and million of teenage boys are in deep shit!

Discuss men and women of newgrounds!

Are you kidding me? There is no point to this topic. Idiot:Ignored.

At 6/24/06 03:14 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote: I've been told by all these things that masturbation is bad for you, that masturbation will scew up your body, somebody even told me that if you masurbate to much your penis gets smaller

Wel there is that rumour circulating that it makes you go blind over time... I am yet to find out what the correlation is for myself.

I masturbate 30 times a day, and all that happens is my dick is bent, skinned, and my balls are blue.

But I'm a healthy guy!