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At 6/27/06 02:28 PM, GwenTheDoodle wrote: Masturbation is bad for guys but not for girls, so guys need a girl if they want pleasure and dont want to die xD

Cause of death: Too much fapping.

I can see it now.

At 6/27/06 03:01 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:

At 6/27/06 02:58 PM, jasonx29 wrote: I masterbate about 3 times a week is dat healthy??

For an 18-y-o? Sure.

I also do it 3 to 4 times a week. Depending on the mood.

Mood dictates much of everything. Some people would go once or twice a day.

*shifty eyes*

No. The whole idea of jacking off being bad for you was originated by the people of the ancient world. An ancient Jewish proverb was "Better plant your seed in a whore than waste it on a rock." The people from that time on saw it was better to have more children, thus having more soldiers in their armies.
Mastrabation itself is a perfectly normal thing.

Well, who ever told you must have been a big believer in God and believed that every time a guy masterbates... god kills a kitten. Plus for girls, why would it be bad, god gave us a klit and it has no purpose for our bodies, it just there to be touched... and yeah... so if it was bad, why would god have mad klits on women?

this reminded me of a scene in family guy:

peter-why are dinasaurs extinct?

doctor- because you touch yourself?

At 6/28/06 04:56 PM, rejected_angel wrote: Well, who ever told you must have been a big believer in God and believed that every time a guy masterbates... god kills a kitten. Plus for girls, why would it be bad, god gave us a klit and it has no purpose for our bodies, it just there to be touched... and yeah... so if it was bad, why would god have mad klits on women?

because God is generally an ironic nasty guy,

onto topic...i dont wank i just dont feel i need to.

Im sorry 2 burst you guys bubbles but ,Masterbation iz in fact an unclean habit.When most ppl masterbate what are they thinking about or looking at?Yes thats right porn.Now porn may not seem bad to sum ppl but it is.Porn is fornification which is a sin.So every time you masturbate u r fornicating mentally with yourself.Also did u no that masturbating leeds to more fornication because masturbating mentally prepares you to use or think of all wemon or men as play toys,which they r not.This is a serious form of self-abuse expecially mentaly.

Lesson Learned:Dont Wack Off

No it is not true cuz i do it 5 times a day and if anything my dick ahs gottemn bigger because of it. So there is your answer now please ppl stop making masturbation topics.

holy shit!!! god damn!! doesn't it begin to hurt?

At 6/28/06 05:52 PM, PuRpLe_KusH wrote: Im sorry 2 burst you guys bubbles but ,Masterbation iz in fact an unclean habit.When most ppl masterbate what are they thinking about or looking at?Yes thats right porn.Now porn may not seem bad to sum ppl but it is.Porn is fornification which is a sin.So every time you masturbate u r fornicating mentally with yourself.Also did u no that masturbating leeds to more fornication because masturbating mentally prepares you to use or think of all wemon or men as play toys,which they r not.This is a serious form of self-abuse expecially mentaly.

Lesson Learned:Dont Wack Off

Fornication. A Sin.
<uber-sarcasm>
Well thank you VERY much for ANOTHER predictable pious christian view.
<uber-sarcasm>
There are two arguments against masturbation, one is that its a sin or something, the other that it makes your johnson smaller. The latter is false, the former only applies to the god-fearing types.

Lesson Learned : Fack Off

At 6/24/06 03:43 AM, Spawnlevel120 wrote: since i was 8 when i started doing it.

Wow.

magical things happen to ur dragonballs...

I heard it makes your penis bigger.

actually, I asked my health teacher

for real

and he said that masturbation and discharge of semen is very healthy for a man.
so no, its good for you.

At 6/27/06 02:58 PM, jasonx29 wrote: I masterbate about 3 times a week is dat healthy??

i masturbate 7 times a day no joke.

I don't believe ejaculation is bad for you, however you get to that outcome is your own bussiness.

At 6/24/06 03:15 AM, -Tim- wrote:

At 6/24/06 03:14 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote: if you masurbate to much your penis gets smaller

OH GOD NO

Right about here's where I'm gonna debunk that paranoid theory, Mulder. (If you don't get the joke, you obviously don't watch X-Files.) I've spanked it a bit, then when I went to a gentleman's club, this one girl said I had a big wang.

Far be it from me to argue with a girl who specializes in lap-dances.

whats wrong with doing it 4-5 timrs a day. depending on my mood.

At 6/24/06 03:15 AM, -Casualty- wrote: If it was true I'd be dead already.

I second that

No, sure it's not!

At 6/24/06 03:14 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote: somebody even told me that if you masurbate to much your penis gets smaller

if so then I and million of teenage boys are in deep shit!

Haha! Your penis doesnt get smaller when you masturbate, its the same as sex, but without the girl/boy...

and it doesnt feel as right... :C

Guys, being a wanker doesn't make it smaller, if it did, mine would grow backwards.

it is good for us

listen to this guy

At 6/24/06 03:15 AM, -Tim- wrote:

At 6/24/06 03:14 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote: if you masurbate to much your penis gets smaller

OH GOD NO

your telling me..

At 6/29/06 02:45 PM, dumbbannaman wrote: whats wrong with doing it 4-5 timrs a day. depending on my mood.

Hahahaha!

gets sticky down there...

At 6/24/06 03:14 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote: I've tried all these things that masturbation is bad for you, that masturbation will eat up your small penis, somebody even told me that if you masurbate to much your penis gets thicker!

if so then I and one of ghey teenage boys are in deep buttsecks!

Discuss gheys and lesbians of ebaums!

W... T... F...?

If anything it should make it bigger because with each stroke that gos up it stretches the skin so in theory you'd think it would get bigger.

At 6/24/06 05:11 AM, Triple-Merc wrote:

At 6/24/06 03:48 AM, Puddingsyringe wrote: At 6/24/06 03:59 AM, Zero_Ryder wrote:

No, that would just probably make your penis hurt like hell.

Normally that's true , but remember , there is some really fucked up individuals who is into that sort of thing.

No. Masturbation is the same as sex, but there you have sex only you with nobody.

Scientists say that sex is good for our health then masturbation too.

It's healthy to release. The rumours I've only heard (Which makes more sense than it shrinking) is that you blow your load alot quicker.

It gets smaller?