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At 6/24/06 04:17 AM, AmeerThePrince wrote: If masturbation was bad for you, would you stop?

NO!

At 6/24/06 03:48 AM, Puddingsyringe wrote: It prevents bird flu! Because you're choking your chicken!

Haha, that's the funniest thing I've seen all night.

At 6/24/06 03:59 AM, Zero_Ryder wrote: Masturbation doesnt make your penis smaller.
EXCESSIVE masturbation does that (i.e 6 times a day).

No, that would just probably make your penis hurt like hell.

At 6/24/06 03:14 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote: I've been told by all these things that masturbation is bad for you, that masturbation will scew up your body...

Aint nothing wrong with masturbation, go fuck yourself.

Literally

At 6/24/06 03:14 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote: I've been told by all these things that masturbation is bad for you, that masturbation will scew up your body, somebody even told me that if you masurbate to much your penis gets smaller

if so then I and million of teenage boys are in deep shit!

Discuss men and women of newgrounds!

You heard him women, stop masturbating, it makes your penis smaller and women need big p3n0rs..

god im tired

At 6/24/06 03:14 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote: I've been told by all these things that masturbation is bad for you, that masturbation will scew up your body, somebody even told me that if you masurbate to much your penis gets smaller

if so then I and million of teenage boys are in deep shit!

Discuss men and women of newgrounds!

Well I wasn't going to reply to this one, but you invited me so nicely so here goes

I'm not a guy but I've read online that masturbation actually makes the penis bigger (slightly). Try and search on wikipedia for this. Anyways, anyone who tells you masturbation is wrong is probably either an evangelical Republian or a radical Muslim extremist--this idea of it being a "wrong" or "dirty" thing spawns from the Victorian obsession with being "proper". It wasn't in their eyes a proper thing to discuss in polite conversation, it was just simply BAD and shouldn't be done. In their eyes sex was for making babies only and served no other purpose, therefore any act associated with sex was considered WRONG and PERVERTED by their standards. however in our changing world of science and technology, it has been proven that masturbation is a natural human impulse that even our ealiest ancestors would have practiced at some point. These old fashioned ideas are holdovers from an earler, more restrictive era that both Republican Evangelicals and Muslims seemto be trying to emulate.

sorry for the long winded answer.

why not, fapping off feels good and...
:a fap a day keeps the butt doctor away

YOU WILL GET HAIRY PALMS AND YO EYES WILL FALL OUT.

...srsly

Its good it puts you to sleep at night :P

At 6/24/06 03:43 AM, Spawnlevel120 wrote:

Shut the fuck up. My dick doesnot grow 1/2 an inch in one day naturally. Especially since i have masturbated ovber 300 times since i was 8 when i started doing it.

Your penis got 1/2 an inch thicker after masterbation??

HAHAHA, you've obviously broken it and it's swollen up.

Just to know that you guys masturbate daily is bad for me.

Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten...

; please, think of the kittens...

LIES!!

Its actually good for you.
It prevents prostate cancer, stress and DOESNT make your penis smaller.
Its actually the opposite!

At 6/24/06 07:05 AM, -QuintiniusVerginix- wrote: and DOESNT make your penis smaller.
Its actually the opposite!

believe i made that point a couple posts above yours if you'd bothered to read the whole thread.

redundancy alert!!

At 6/24/06 05:17 AM, jellofan7 wrote:

...masturbation actually makes the penis bigger (slightly)...

Thats a good enough reason for me, evern if it is (slightly) 6 years and counting must count for something.

At 6/24/06 07:08 AM, jellofan7 wrote:

At 6/24/06 07:05 AM, -QuintiniusVerginix- wrote: and DOESNT make your penis smaller.
Its actually the opposite!

believe i made that point a couple posts above yours if you'd bothered to read the whole thread.

I only read the first page.
Why would I read it all the way through?
I couldnt be bothered to.

At 6/24/06 03:15 AM, -Casualty- wrote: If it was true I'd be dead already.

good point if itwas true i wouldnt have a dick

At 6/24/06 03:23 AM, Dead-Teddy wrote: I heard that it's a form of excersice?

i better start working out

everyone just jack off and see if you gets you any cancer or it will get smaller.....

I think I speak for alot of Newgroundites here:

WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING BRAIN!? In what kind of evil demonical serrounding were you raised man!? Only no-brainers, chr*st**ns and other types of scum say such stupid things. Mastrubation isn't bad for you; it's a healty and sane way to lose tention and some hormone-caused horneynezz. In fact, there is a nice proverb here in holland:

Your dick only grows till you're 12,
from there,
you gotte pull it further :)

Have a nice jerk

Masturbation is perfectly normal. Almost everyone masturbates. Even animals. The only thing that might happen if you do it too much is that your penis will get slightly crooked >=)

IT WILL NOT screw up your body, it does absolutely nothing to you and it never will. I may make your wanking arm more muscular,but that's about it. It could possibly become addictive, as long as you don't do it like 20 times a day then your fine (too much production in the balls could cause defficiencies of something, can't remember), but under 5 times a day and your deffineitely not gonna screw up your body.

98% of the people in here masturbate 4 times a day to Hentai on newgrounds.
I'm part of the 1% who can keep hormones at bay without Masturbation.
The other 1% are just 12 year old fags who come on and don't know was Masturbation is.

At 6/24/06 09:04 AM, The_FlashMaster wrote: IT WILL NOT screw up your body, it does absolutely nothing to you and it never will. I may make your wanking arm more muscular,but that's about it. It could possibly become addictive, as long as you don't do it like 20 times a day then your fine (too much production in the balls could cause defficiencies of something, can't remember), but under 5 times a day and your deffineitely not gonna screw up your body.

I think 5 times is a lot though. Even once a day is much. I dont do it daily, just when I have time/in the mood.
There are better things than masturbating anyways..

At 6/24/06 03:53 AM, one-night-alt wrote: Spawnlevel, you have to understand. NG pretty much discourages and hates the population of 13 yr. old users, so try to not adress your age as less as possible to not be flamed.

btw: im being serious and i know this from 1st hand experience :)

People can just look at your profile you know dumbass and you dont have that much experiance to begin with

At 6/24/06 03:14 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote: somebody even told me that if you masurbate to much your penis gets smaller

Yeah thats only if you do it every day for a month, plus if you've ever done "it" while you had a stomach ache notice when your donr: no more stomache ache

At 6/24/06 09:16 AM, AustinR wrote: Yeah thats only if you do it every day for a month, plus if you've ever done "it" while you had a stomach ache notice when your donr: no more stomache ache

That's just completely, utterly retarded.

People are volcanoes, lust is their magma.

Hot volcanoes (hot people) get to vent their magma with someone else, who is also usually hot.

Those who are less hot do not get this opportunity, and the magma builds.

They have to vent themselves to release this magma.

If they do not vent (through masturbation) their magma (lust), the pressure (sexual frustration) builds and builds, until they blast away everything before them in a vicious pyroclasm of despair (rape, paedophilia, murder). [Note to all: Extreme Case Scenario]

Vent regularly, and your magma is safe.

Masturbate regulary, and your lust will be satisfied.

At 6/24/06 04:17 AM, AmeerThePrince wrote: If masturbation was bad for you, would you stop?

Eeeeexactly.
Just make sure no one walks in one you or you might skeet skeet all over your mom.

At 6/24/06 03:39 AM, Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:

At 6/24/06 03:35 AM, Spawnlevel120 wrote:

Shut the fuck up. My dick doesnot grow 1/2 an inch in one day naturally. Especially since i have masturbated ovber 300 times since i was 8 when i started doing it.

AH AGE 8! MY GOD!