masturbation: is bad For you?

[Undeadsoldier]

I've been told by all these things that masturbation is bad for you, that masturbation will scew up your body, somebody even told me that if you masurbate to much your penis gets smaller

if so then I and million of teenage boys are in deep shit!

Discuss men and women of newgrounds!

[Tim7]

At 6/24/06 03:14 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote: if you masurbate to much your penis gets smaller

OH GOD NO

[Casualty]

If it was true I'd be dead already.

[The-Elven-Lady]

Sometimes I don't get satisfied by men so I need a little help. It is not bad. If you think your prick is getting smaller get a pump or some pills

[ElMaster]

At 6/24/06 03:14 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote: I've been told by all these things that masturbation is bad for you, that masturbation will scew up your body, somebody even told me that if you masurbate to much your penis gets smaller

if so then I and million of teenage boys are in deep shit!

Discuss men and women of newgrounds!

I've always heard it's healthy..

[Nailuj]

It relieves stress. That's what a docter said. I can't find the link though...

[TommyGun]

Masturbating reduces the risk of Prostate cancer!

One fap a day keeps the Doctor away!

[lnstinct]

I heard that it's a form of excersice?

[positively-negative]

At 6/24/06 03:23 AM, SaiNT_SiLEiGHtY wrote: Masturbating reduces the risk of Prostate cancer!

One fap a day keeps the Doctor away!

It also stops doctors poking your ass.

[Veerwhil]

Yes it is very bad, because Jesus is videotaping you.

[iMini]

At 6/24/06 03:29 AM, Veerwhil wrote: Yes it is very bad, because Jesus is videotaping you.

Lol, masturbating is good for you, one fap a day keeps the docter away

[Spawn-Level-120]

At 6/24/06 03:14 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote: I've been told by all these things that masturbation is bad for you, that masturbation will scew up your body, somebody even told me that if you masurbate to much your penis gets smaller

if so then I and million of teenage boys are in deep shit!

Discuss men and women of newgrounds!

No it is not true cuz i do it 5 times a day and if anything my dick ahs gottemn bigger because of it. So there is your answer now please ppl stop making masturbation topics.

[Jesus-of-Nazareth]

At 6/24/06 03:35 AM, Spawnlevel120 wrote: No it is not true cuz i do it 5 times a day and if anything my dick ahs gottemn bigger because of it. So there is your answer now please ppl stop making masturbation topics.

It's getting bigger because you're 13 and you aren't mature yet.

[Undeadsoldier]

At 6/24/06 03:36 AM, freakingbans wrote:

moon_star thingy.

I like how you called her a thingy

[Jesus-of-Nazareth]

At 6/24/06 03:29 AM, Veerwhil wrote: Yes it is very bad, because Jesus is videotaping you.

And that's... that's purely for medical and educational purposes... not for my own personal pleasure at all.

[Spawn-Level-120]

At 6/24/06 03:36 AM, freakingbans wrote:

At 6/24/06 03:35 AM, Spawnlevel120 wrote:

At 6/24/06 03:14 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote: I've been told by all these things that masturbation is bad for you, that masturbation will scew up your body, somebody even told me that if you masurbate to much your penis gets smaller

if so then I and million of teenage boys are in deep shit!

Discuss men and women of newgrounds!

No it is not true cuz i do it 5 times a day and if anything my dick ahs gottemn bigger because of it. So there is your answer now please ppl stop making masturbation topics.

it's not the size, its the thickness.

4 inches gives any girl an orgasm, so concentrate on thicness gents and moon_star thingy.

Yes well thickness also matters. I got both so i dont have to worry. A 2 inch thick and a 5-6 inch lenght aint gonna dissatisfy any girl at the time. But im only 13.

[Spawn-Level-120]

At 6/24/06 03:39 AM, Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:

At 6/24/06 03:35 AM, Spawnlevel120 wrote: No it is not true cuz i do it 5 times a day and if anything my dick ahs gottemn bigger because of it. So there is your answer now please ppl stop making masturbation topics.

It's getting bigger because you're 13 and you aren't mature yet.

Shut the fuck up. My dick doesnot grow 1/2 an inch in one day naturally. Especially since i have masturbated ovber 300 times since i was 8 when i started doing it.

[fahrenheit]

Youll grow hairy nuckles.

[Obliquo]

If anything its good for you. I really am hoping my dick wont get smaller.

[Wardawn]

At 6/24/06 03:43 AM, Spawnlevel120 wrote:

At 6/24/06 03:39 AM, Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:

Shut the fuck up. My dick doesnot grow 1/2 an inch in one day naturally. Especially since i have masturbated ovber 300 times since i was 8 when i started doing it.

Maybe. But you're also 13 which means you don't know anything.

[Puddingsyringe]

At 6/24/06 03:14 AM, Undeadsoldier wrote: I've been told by all these things that masturbation is bad for you

It prevents bird flu! Because you're choking your chicken!

[Spawn-Level-120]

At 6/24/06 03:47 AM, Wardawn wrote:

At 6/24/06 03:43 AM, Spawnlevel120 wrote:

At 6/24/06 03:39 AM, Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:

Shut the fuck up. My dick doesnot grow 1/2 an inch in one day naturally. Especially since i have masturbated ovber 300 times since i was 8 when i started doing it.

Maybe. But you're also 13 which means you don't know anything.

Please ppl i know more about myself and my body than you do so just take my word on it. Just cuz im 13 doesnt mean that i am stupid or i dont know anything that is what 8 year olds are. Mindles morons.

[0megaZero]

Masturbation doesnt make your penis smaller.
EXCESSIVE masturbation does that (i.e 6 times a day).
Other than that , its completely healthy and natural.

[Wardawn]

At 6/24/06 03:50 AM, Spawnlevel120 wrote:

At 6/24/06 03:47 AM, Wardawn wrote:

At 6/24/06 03:43 AM, Spawnlevel120 wrote:

At 6/24/06 03:39 AM, Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:

Please ppl i know more about myself and my body than you do so just take my word on it. Just cuz im 13 doesnt mean that i am stupid or i dont know anything that is what 8 year olds are. Mindles morons.

You need to spend more time in elementary school english. What exactly do you know? you can't drive, drink or work a real job and I'm willing to bet you have yet to grow a single pube. In conclusion, shaddap.

[Lyrs]

Not just masturbation is good for you. Aside from relieving stress and making you happy (cmon who needs to study that, thats just a waste of cash -.-) It has health benefits, makes sure the parts are all in working order, and has a relaxing effect.

Also i saw on a show (ed's night party, but noone would know what that is). They said, and provided an article, that looking at a woman's breasts, once or twice a day (if you have self control of course) can help limit the chances of cancer. Which i think ties into your wacking it helps reduce cancer. Its not the masturbating that does, its the state of arousal ... possibly, who knows. But oogle and exercise everyday kids.

[TimeBender]

If masturbation was bad for you, would you stop?

[Thinger]

At 6/24/06 03:23 AM, SaiNT_SiLEiGHtY wrote: Masturbating reduces the risk of Prostate cancer!

One fap a day keeps the Doctor away!

lol... win

[The-Butcher-OMM]

Actually when a male masturbates, the levels of testosterone in the body grow, and since testosterone is a steroid hormone produced in the male body, masturbation actually causes the body to grow. So no, masturbation is not bad for you and is actually healthy to an extent.

[Spawn-Level-120]

who knew that this shitty topic would last 2 pages i mean geeze it is another lae masturbation topic to answer questions about masturbating. Plz someone lock this.

[NorthDakota]

At 6/24/06 04:17 AM, AmeerThePrince wrote: If masturbation was bad for you, would you stop?

NO!