Episode Iii- Flamewar Of The Fags

[PoJoX]

Episode II

Sorry Shrapnel, just needed a random mod.

Part One
Bans... Deletes... Whistles... Corruption.... Ever since PojoX dissapeared, Newgrounds went to hell. The other mods have become corrupt. The fags are fighting amongst themselves, as well. Barney Bunch, Star Syndicate, Glock Group, it's hell. The portal has been destroyed by these heathens. HeinousDude is pulling the strings, and that... that... is why I'm here. I'm going to stop him, at all costs. I'm Shrapnel. I'm a mod. But, before I did anything, I needed to find PojoX.

I decided to begin my search in the desert of the general forums. All the information you ever needed was in there. You just needed to get it out of a few locals. I found a thread entiled "PojoX- leading the fags?"
They obviously didn't know who was pulling the strings. But, they would be talking about PojoX, I could dig up some information there.
I sat down and ordered some booze. I lighted a death stick, and sat back. I overheard a conversation in the corner of the room.
"PojoX has been getting all these connections and shit since he did that Star Sydicate flash. He's even helping the Barney Bunch out whith their flash of mass destruction."
"That's bullshit."
"No, no, this guy told me he spoke with PojoX yesterday, sais he had sumthin big planned."
"How big?"
"Ending the war big. Creating a new era for NG big."
That peaked my interest. I got up, and went to sit with the two users.
"Who are you?" they asked.
"Nobody important."
"... Hey... I recognise you from somewhere, don't I?"
"You should, I banned you and your little friend here a few times. Now cut the crap. I want to know where PojoX is."
"What are you gonna do to him?"
"It's not what I'm gonna do to him. It's what I'm gonna do to you if you don't tell me."
"Hey, suck my dick, mod."
I stood up, pushed the table over, pulled out my Colt .44 banner, and banned the little shit who back talked me.
I pointed it at the other one. The entire thread was quiet. Everyone was watching.
"You gonna tell me where he is?"
"I.. I, uhh, don't know where he is!"
I set the gun to perma ban.
"I know someone who does! A girl... Cntrl_Alt_Elite! Don't ban me!"
"Where do I find her?"
"I don't know! You- you'll have to PM her!"
"Fine."
I banned him before he got up. Couldn't have him tell anymore people how to find PoJoX.
I picked up my cell phone and PMed Cntrl_Alt_Elite. I asked her to meet me in the polotics forums. It was generally deserted, nobody would overhear the conversation.
The next day, we met up. She was beutiful. Everything about her was graceful. But she looked sad. We had a short canversation. I introduced myself, and asked her about the SS flash incident. Apparently, HeinousDude used to be a normal user, and he and Cntrl_Alt_Elite were a couple. When he betrayed her, he framed PoJoX. He realized just how much effect PojoX had on NG, and figuered with him out of the way, he could take over.
"I just..," she was crying at this point, "I loved him so much... I have no idea why he would do that... he was such a sweet person... and we were in love...."
At that point my phone rang.
"Hello?"
"It was just for the sex"
"Who is this?"
"Take a wild guess"
The call was cut off. Then it hit me. He was watching us.
"Cntrl_Alt_Elite, we have to get out of here, NOW!"
I grabbed her by the hand and ran as fast as I could.
"What's going on!?"
"He's watching us!"
Then, suddenly, a brand new thread was created right in front of us. Before I had time to stop, I ran right into the door. It shut behind us.
I looked around, and we were surrounded... by the Barney Bunch.
This can't be happening, I thought. Before we knew it, tubgirl, decapitations, hundreds of horrible images flashed before our eyes. It was only a few seconds, but it felt like hours. Then, it stopped. A figure came out from behind. It was HeinousDude.
"Well, hello, Shrapnel, how do you do?" he said.
"Aside from the mental scarring, and this feeling of aproaching doom, I'm fine. You?"
"Well, I'm just dandy. How about you, Cntrl_Alt_Elite? It's been a while. You doing okay?"
She didn't answer.
"ANSWER ME, BITCH!"
"I- I'm okay..."
"You know... there are plenty of things you can get by bribing a mod... for instance, his password!"
He dissapeared. Then, he came back. But not as himself, but as Ozcar. Oh shit...
"Shrapnel, I'm going to get rid of you before you become a real threat to me."
He raised his gun. It was set to Perma-ban.
His finger began to pull the trigger. It was the scariest moment of my life, it felt like it was in slow motion. I closed my eyes.
I heard a noise, and when I looked up, someone had kicked the gun out of his hand. He was tall and mysterious. He had this hooded cloke on, I couldn't tell who it was.
"Who the fuck are you!?" demanded HeinusDude. He was practically foaming at the mouth with rage.
The figure did not answer. Instead, he turned his head, and struck a faint smile across his face. In one swift movement, he pulled out his gun and started banning everyone in the room. I joined in on the exitement, and started banning people myself. HeinousDude had escaped by the time we were finished.
The figure put his gun away, and with a bright white voice he said, "Let's go to the politics forums"
We followed him there. We settled in and old topic.
The figure pulled up his hood. It was PojoX!
"PojoX!" me and Cntrl_Alt_Elite yelled.
"You're back! But your voice..."
"Yeah. I'm an admin now"
"Incredible! How?"
"Not important. What we need to do now is set my plan in motion. You probably heard of it, it's been floating around the forums."
"Yeah, I did... just today, in fact."
"Well, let me explain. First, we need to close the portal to all new flashes."
"Close the portal? Are you insane?"
"Yeah. But it's important. Then, we create a screening process that all flash have to go through."
"Uh huh..."
"Now this is where you come in. I'm going to make it against the rules to submit any flash pertaining to any specific group of fags. I need you to ban as many fags as possible before they can reproduce. We need those fuckers extinct."
"This sounds allittle too simple. What's the catch?"
"HeinousDude. He has Tom's password, and we need to work around him untill he get's taken care of, wich is my job."
"Allright, let's get to work."

To be continued in part two, in just a few minutes!

[secretman1]

first

[Specter-One]

Very nice. I'll maybe jump in and write Episode 4 after you're done with 3.

[secretman1]

At 6/23/06 03:52 AM, secretman1 wrote: first

damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Narusegawa]

At 6/23/06 03:54 AM, secretman1 wrote:

At 6/23/06 03:52 AM, secretman1 wrote: first

damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God I hate people like you. You just made 2 completely worthless posts. With close to a thousand posts you should know better by now.

[UberKuri]

At 6/23/06 03:54 AM, secretman1 wrote:

At 6/23/06 03:52 AM, secretman1 wrote: first

damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You see, if you had posted something relavent with that, it wouldn't have been such a crushing defeat!

[Genocide]

At 6/23/06 03:54 AM, secretman1 wrote:

At 6/23/06 03:52 AM, secretman1 wrote: first

damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See the post reply button? Dont touch it.

[secretman1]

At 6/23/06 03:56 AM, BigScizot wrote:

At 6/23/06 03:54 AM, secretman1 wrote:

At 6/23/06 03:52 AM, secretman1 wrote: first

damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God I hate people like you. You just made 2 completely worthless posts. With close to a thousand posts you should know better by now.

nope

That story was pretty cool. Nice one.

[secretman1]

At 6/23/06 03:58 AM, Genocide- wrote:

At 6/23/06 03:54 AM, secretman1 wrote:

At 6/23/06 03:52 AM, secretman1 wrote: first

damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See the post reply button? Dont touch it.

Why, you going to do something about it?

[Narusegawa]

Haha, this topic is actually starting to turn into a flamewar itself!

[Begger]

wow, this is really good!

[PoJoX]

Part II

So we took off, both of us to do our jobs. I left Cntrl_Alt_Elite, figured she coulf handle herself.
I went and banned a few fags, and then the portal was closed. Ng was on lockdown. It was judgement day. I could hear PojoX confronting HeinousDude on the front page. I banned another fag, and went to get a front seat. I snuck behind them, and sat up on the header.
"This ends here, HeinousDude."
"We'll see about that, old friend. This is just the beginning of what I plan to do." HeinousDude was in TomFulp's Profile.
"And what do you plan to do?"
"Become an internet legend, of course."
"Achoo!... Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."
"Witty as ever, aren't we?"
There was a long silence...
Then, at the same moment, the both pulled out their guns and fired. Both shots missed. They began fighting at great speed. I knew of the admin's immence power, but I had never seen it up close.
In the middle of the fight, HeinousDude shot the gun from PojoX's hand. He backed PojoX into a corner. I panicked. I looked around, and saw my chance. I got in the NG tank and revved it up. HeinousDude whipped around, but it was too late. I blew his head of with one shot from the tank.
It was over.

The cleanup process began. The fags were being wiped out, and NG was becoming a better place. I asked PojoX, "What are you gonna do now?"
"I guess... I can just sit back now. My life's work is complete."
"Yep..."
"Hey... you think that Cntrl_Alt_Elite is into me?"
"Go for it."

Fin

Coming soon: how PojoX bacame a mod!

[Felis]

Good story.

Add me to the next one to make it perfect.

[PoJoX]

At 6/23/06 04:10 AM, Black_Cat wrote: Good story.

Add me to the next one to make it perfect.

You got it, extra who gets killed first, I mean Black_Cat.

[Felis]

At 6/23/06 04:12 AM, PoJoX wrote:

At 6/23/06 04:10 AM, Black_Cat wrote: Good story.

Add me to the next one to make it perfect.

You got it, extra who gets killed first, I mean Black_Cat.

Nah, I'm just giving you permission to use me if you want. If you don't want to use me for the story, you really don't have to.

[Fanny-Pirate]

The story was decent... But it could be better. I saw a shit load of things that could be easily improved. Like, say for instance, PojoX's plan to get rid of the fags was already floating around, yet everyone thought you were in league with the star syndicate.

[agnryfaic]

Make THAT into a flash... That would rock.

[PoJoX]

SHIT! I just noticed a mistake I made. I said

how PojoX became a mod!

I meant to say admin. My bad. Well, it's late, so I'll write the Spinnoff tomorow. Untill then, I'll just bask in my glory untill I go to bed.

[PoJoX]

At 6/23/06 04:18 AM, AngryFace wrote: Make THAT into a flash... That would rock.

Anyone who want's to, Id be honoured!

no sucky artists.

[Felis]

At 6/23/06 04:23 AM, PoJoX wrote:

At 6/23/06 04:18 AM, AngryFace wrote: Make THAT into a flash... That would rock.

Anyone who want's to, Id be honoured!

no sucky artists.

That could be the continued ep.IV,

Episode IV- The Corruption of History by the BB and SS or some stupid title that's trying to sound cool and serious but fails.

I'm not talking about the titles you use, if anyone reads this wrong.

[bifgis]

Wicked Sick, Keep up the good work.

[Genocide]

I want more story >:(

[Syzyde]

At 6/23/06 04:18 AM, AngryFace wrote: Make THAT into a flash... That would rock.

Seconded. It would be even better if you make it longer, add more plot, and have more characters in there.

[StarF68]

Ahh that was awsome. However as a writer I have one problem with the switching of characters. I mean, going from one perspective to another. Sure, it works in third person, but it's extremely annoying to go from third person to a first person style. Sorry, but I just had to say it.

However I made myself get over it and continued to read, and it turned out awsome. The whole story was cool, and I still love the idea of making NewGrounds into an actual place for the story.

Very fun read, could use some work but it's obviously just for fun, so it's excellent! ^_^

I enjoyed reading. :D