Tentacles you have to jump over or else they rape you.
Alien UFO you have to boost by or else they beam you up and rape you, I mean, disect you.
Crocodile maws you have to jump over or else it grabs you and forces you to listen to his singing.
Monkeys hanging from a tree you have to duck under or else they rip you apart.
Fence you have to boost by or else it closes shut and slices you in half.
Spikes you have to jump over or else you're shish kebab.
Steve Irwin you have to jump over or else he grabs you and fondles you.
and then rapes you
Portal to alternate dimension you have to jump over or else your sucked in and your head explodes from the surreality.
Magma stream you have to jump over or else you're singed to death.
Almighty book of wisdom you have to boost by or else it devours you.
Hand of God you have to duck under or else you 'see the light' and give up this endless running.
TV you have to jump over or else you trip over it and fall in the conveniently placed sofa and then are hypnotised by the power of TV and starve to death.
hmmm