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Before you start asking "there was a Barney movie?"Yes, there was. The worst part is, whenever I watch my sister, that's all she wants to watch.
The movie is horrendous, but that's to be expected from a movie based of an educational kids program. Let me tell you what happens.

Mom and Dad drop their three kids and kids racially correct friend off at Grandparents farm (the grandparents own a god damn farm) and suddenly Barney appears and tells everyone to use their imagnination. There's a shit load of music until the boy that has some sanity in the movie wants an adventure. So he gets it when he finds an alien egg and loses it. So Barney and the idiots go chase after the egg.

They try to create suspense, but they don't succeed. After some tedious chasing and horrible musical numbers. They get the egg and a plothole happens where day turns to night. The alien is a god damn koala bear and supposedly it makes people see their dreams or some shit like that. Then it ends.

Like I said, the worst part is my sister won't stop watching it.

I need something to do. Summer is taking its toll on me. It's making me make topics like this.

I'm so very sorry.

Watch Barney Bunch movies on Newgrounds instead.

I saw it when I was little. It had something to do with a retarded koala or something that came out of an egg.

Wow. That sucks. How many times have you watched it?
Tagline: "An adventure as big as your imagination."

Ugh

At 6/22/06 11:51 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: Wow. That sucks. How many times have you watched it?
Tagline: "An adventure as big as your imagination."

Ugh

God knows how many times I watched it (I watch my sister a lot). God knows how many times she's seen it (when I'm not around).

At 6/22/06 11:51 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: Tagline: "An adventure as big as your imagination."

That's not that big.

At 6/22/06 11:54 AM, BatDan wrote: (I watch my sister a lot).

O RLY?

Heh, that's not the first Barney movie.

There was an older one that I watched around '94...

all I remember was this scene where one of the kids had to "stand on one finger" in order to get to the next stage, or something.

So one of them bends over and puts his index finger under his shoe, and they let him past.

lol

all I remember was this scene where one of the kids had to "stand on one finger" in order to get to the next stage, or something.

So one of them bends over and puts his index finger under his shoe, and they let him past.

lol

I remember that one! But it was a tv movie event. It had something to do with medievel times. It was some weird jester lady that told them they had to stand on one finger.

Holy crap. I saw that when I was little. How can kids stand to watch that shit?

Just try and persuade(<Bad grammer) her to watch something else,
like Shrek.

Never seen it and never will :)

I had a Barnie Movie when I was little. And thats like all I watched. =P

I was a pretty sad little kid if all I had time to do was watch Barney.

i fucking saw that movie man, my sister rented it when it first came out....it was the devil i tellz you. lol your description brang back memories of that horrendous movie

Problem is... my sister is autistic. A severe case that gives her the brain of 2 year old (but the body of a 10 year old) and she loves repetition. She won't listen to any other CD but this Disney CD whenever she's in the car. And she won't watch anything else.

At 6/22/06 12:10 PM, BatDan wrote: Problem is... my sister is autistic. A severe case that gives her the brain of 2 year old (but the body of a 10 year old) and she loves repetition. She won't listen to any other CD but this Disney CD whenever she's in the car. And she won't watch anything else.

break the movie, lose the movie, problem solved except that she will be sad. The other option is just put on headphones and ignore the movie. Read a book... just do something else.

Well if it was because the person suffered from a mental illness I wouldn't want to interupt them, let them be happy.

SHUT UP!!! I seen that movie and i pwns, k.

Yes I did see it one night on like HBO or something like that when I was tired and falling asleep.

I remember the ads from that movie years agos.

At 6/22/06 11:59 AM, gumOnShoe wrote:

At 6/22/06 11:54 AM, BatDan wrote: (I watch my sister a lot).

O RLY?

lol

YOU DON'T LIKE MY FUCKING MOVIE? I whip yo muthafuckin ass, bitch!

man just leave her alone and get on ng or somthing

meet barney boys and girls

At 6/22/06 11:50 AM, greenjoe wrote: Watch Barney Bunch movies on Newgrounds instead.

No, just no.

Yep, I saw that movie a long time ago. It sucked even then. Probably one of the worst movies I ever saw. I don't know how anyone above the age of 5 can stand to watch that piece of shit.

At 6/22/06 12:10 PM, BatDan wrote: Problem is... my sister is autistic. A severe case that gives her the brain of 2 year old (but the body of a 10 year old) and she loves repetition. She won't listen to any other CD but this Disney CD whenever she's in the car. And she won't watch anything else.

If she like repetion she will love that stupid game runescape. 10 year old will suck dick to play that game. Just let her play that game on the computer and have a sexy party with lots of drugs. She will not even care she will be so caught up in the stupid game.

I saw it, it was swell.

Read a book? Play around on teh PC? Thats what I do when i babysit, of course I bring the kids out to the living room, and I sit in my bedroom with my door open keeping them in plain sight, so I can pretty much do whatever, and still keep an eye on 'em

i saw it when a five year old who thinks i'm her sister forced me to. i nearly knawed my arm off trying to get away. small children are stronger than they look....