I…
- Am socially inept
- A coprophiliac
- Fantasize about eating human flesh
- Talk to myself constantly
- Spend almost all day online
- Dislike ice cream
- Get cramps in my feet and legs periodically
- Think rainy days are nice days, contrary to most people
- Hate sports
- Almost always feel tired/bored
- Am a compulsive liar/procrastinator
Did I cover everything? I don't think so. I have so many idiosyncrasies that it's not even funny.