NG staff must retire eventually

[Ragin-Asian]

I'm scared that Newgrounds staff will retire someday and the site will be no more. What do you think will happen when Newgrounds staff retires?

[TheMaster]

The site will most likely die long before they decide to retire.

[scottmale24]

At 6/21/06 01:24 PM, Ragin_Asian wrote: I'm scared that Newgrounds staff will retire someday and the site will be no more. What do you think will happen when Newgrounds staff retires?

That's assuming the site lasts that long, and they don't hire anybody new.

[Wake330]

Do you know how long thats gonna be? They are in their 20's now, it's gonna be a while before they decide to retire buddy.

[MetalDart]

At 6/21/06 01:24 PM, Ragin_Asian wrote: What do you think will happen when Newgrounds staff retires?

They should give out golden tickets like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Except without, killing all the children part.

[amoeba-man]

Perhaps Tom will pass the legacy onto his children. Once he gets some children.

Or maybe someone else will take over. Maybe I'LL take over.

... Nah.

[Vikram-V]

why else do you think Wade had kids?

[N-Antichrist]

At 6/21/06 01:25 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Except without, killing all the children part.

but that would be the fun part!

"Don't touch the flash Portal! oops, you're dead.
Next!"

[Jercurpac]

This isn't something that you'll have to worry about for another fourty-to-fifty years, barring the creation of another form of media that makes the internet obsolete and essentially "ends" Newgrounds.com. Do you really think that you'll still care about and be visiting this website with the same intensity when you're almost a senior citizen?

[TheMaster]

At 6/21/06 01:27 PM, Noob-Antichrist wrote:

At 6/21/06 01:25 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Except without, killing all the children part.

but that would be the fun part!

"Don't touch the flash Portal! oops, you're dead.
Next!"

Yeah, because in reality the flash portal is actually a giant ball of fire and AIDs, we just have a watered down version.

[bigexplosions]

At 6/21/06 01:29 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Do you really think that you'll still care about and be visiting this website with the same intensity when you're almost a senior citizen?

Yes.

[MetalDart]

At 6/21/06 01:27 PM, Noob-Antichrist wrote: "Don't touch the flash Portal! oops, you're dead.

That would be fun. "Don't pet the Penicorn. Haha, you got impaled by its horn!"

At 6/21/06 01:29 PM, Kickme123 wrote: Yeah, because in reality the flash portal is actually a giant ball of fire and AIDs, we just have a watered down version.

Hmmmm. This gives me an idea. I'm actually thinking of making this a story. If you're interested, I may do it. It's just that most of my threads have one-two replies.

[Silent-G]

At 6/21/06 01:27 PM, Noob-Antichrist wrote:

At 6/21/06 01:25 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Except without, killing all the children part.

but that would be the fun part!

"Don't touch the flash Portal! oops, you're dead.
Next!"

over here we have some of Knox's animations, flowing down this blue waterfall.
ooh I love blue *falls in* NOOO my son! Dont worry maam Im sure Dr. Bob is in there, he'll save your son.
what are those short things with glasses and large overbites, oh those are my noobs, I collect them from all around the world and they help me filter the portal, the only problem is sometimes they try to get their own stuff into the portal, and they post stupid stuff on the BBS. Daddy I want a noob NOW! how much do you want for one Tom? well, although they are very annoying, I cant sell them. C'mon I'll give you 500 for one. sorry. BUT I WANT ONE NOW *cries*

[gumOnShoe]

The second Internet will kill many sites.

[Dr-Worm]

At 6/21/06 01:33 PM, Silent-G wrote: over here we have some of Knox's animations, flowing down this blue waterfall.
ooh I love blue *falls in* NOOO my son! Dont worry maam Im sure Dr. Bob is in there, he'll save your son.
what are those short things with glasses and large overbites, oh those are my noobs, I collect them from all around the world and they help me filter the portal, the only problem is sometimes they try to get their own stuff into the portal, and they post stupid stuff on the BBS. Daddy I want a noob NOW! how much do you want for one Tom? well, although they are very annoying, I cant sell them. C'mon I'll give you 500 for one. sorry. BUT I WANT ONE NOW *cries*

I smell a Flash movie in the making here. I couldn't help but grinning when I read this. I think the NG public would find this pretty funny. I can't animate...but seriously....you should do something with that idea :P

[chomp]

tom will have kids and when he retires they will take his role as ultimate internet hero of everyone and everything! ng rocks and will never die ( hopefully)

[Silent-G]

someone PM me if they want me to write a willy wonka/newgrounds script for a flash.

[Black-Flame]

At 6/21/06 01:24 PM, Kickme123 wrote: The site will most likely die long before they decide to retire.

Why do you think that is?
I mean NG is just getting bigger and bigger as time passes.

[Starberry]

in this age of the internet, no one has retired from such a position so stfu idiot