Okay, have it be about a muffin who's an out-of-work actor because nobody wants to see movies with muffins in them because muffin-related movies are usually stupid. So the muffin contemplates suicide because he's out of work and can't make ends meet and his verbally abusive wife, Cupcake, leaves him for one of those bigger, tastier Otis Spunkmeyer brand banana nut muffins ("At least he has money and name brand recognition!"). In the end, the muffin takes his own life and becomes famous for his spectacular suicidal jump off the top of a refrigerator. The end!
Yeah, that was just off the top of my head. :)