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i went 'parkour' over a primary school roof, when unbeknownst to me, there was a PTA meeting on. I jumped down a small dip in the roof that had a window on the side, saw like thirty irate parent staring at me ad we had to run like hell- the police came and everything.

This other time, I called my friend a **bbs banned 6 letter racist name that begins with 'n'** and almost got thrown outta school.

yeah, And I got chased around a hotel by a dog and everyone thought I was perving on them.

I suck at life....

Yeah I got chased by a dog and ran around a park for 15 minutes. It isn't fun. That was pretty embarrasing. And at this huge meeting my little brother's diaper fell off.

At 6/21/06 03:11 PM, Asvegren wrote:

At 6/21/06 03:09 PM, PrinceFleaSwallow wrote: you're mom

I swear I'm not a mom.

either that or your a transvestite

At 6/21/06 03:09 PM, PrinceFleaSwallow wrote: you're mom

your a transvestite

Congratulations, you did it again. It's a 50/50 shot, let's see a hat-trick!

the most embarrasing thing is trying to chat up a fit girl, and then being jumped by your "mates" as you are getting her number.

i managed to talk my way outta that one and get the number but it seemed to come up on all our dates....

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At 6/21/06 03:17 PM, emmytee wrote: i went 'parkour' over a primary school roof

yea go parkour!

The stupidest thing I've ever done was try to make a flash, the second most stupid was try to make a comic, the third mst was trying to make a warcraft 3 map, the fourth most was dressing up in pure black for halloween (wait that was fourth most fun), and fifth was forgetting the fifth.

pure mmda

At 6/20/06 10:49 PM, DotHog wrote: Obviously the dumbest thing youve ever done was open this thread, so let me rephrase. Whats the second dumbest thing?

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Pee on a electric socket everyday when I was 4 and shoved a peanut deep into my nose at the same age.

I tried to learn the keyboard. Nuff said.