I fear:
Dirty laundry
angry monkeys
republicans
the printing press
ironed shirts
swoopinh helicopters with heat seeking missiles
cuban insurgents
zombies with no teeth
werewolves taking job occupations as person stylists
person stylists themselves
gays who can adopt children from korea
glasses that are half empty
passing the salt shaker to the other side of the table
3 legged chairs
bumble bees that don't buzz
mosquitos that like to go places you really which they didn't
DVDs that don't have an art label and must manually figure out which side to put it in
the future of microsoft with bill gates
my stock in microsoft now that bill has left
how PS3 will compare to 360
if the 360 will ever make time splitters compatible
when uwe boll makes movies
when speilburg says we're "doing a remake"
when games are made into movies
when movies are made into games
if my fingers ever got cramped from pushing to many keys on the keyboard
a keyboard with no keys at all
an error and a 4 digit number after that
how nostradamas was true about 9/11
his prediction, the world will end in 5 years
a carpet with sharp bristles
those home equity networks
cooking with rachel ray
if anything every happened to emril
if Mr.T decided to turn white and take a career in law
mods
mod power
mod attitude
n00b attitude
n00b grammer
the grammer in Newgrounds
ridiculous topics
repeated topics
tom fulp's eventual passing
the fate of newgrounds
ramagai
girls who don't shave their armpits
the discovery of deodorant possibly giving you cancer after excessive use
cancer
africa
the government in africa
communism
hitler's unborn child
a succesor of hitler
parodies of hitler
Bush legislatures
Congress
how much they bitch about there not being enough tax on real estate
social secruity
the baby boomers that are still alive today
korea
their famed estute of nukes and brain washed citizens
foreign countries in general
bright lights
not knowing if that bright light may be an abduction
the theory of evolution
when God gets pissed when we learn about evolution
when AI is no longer under our control
the computer always beating me
a little kid who beats me at my own game
when someone says "do I know you?"
the fact that you probably do know that person and you really don't want to talk to them
stalkers
stalkers who wear colognes and perfumes of sorts
being commented that I smell like a french whore because I put on too much scented fragements
french whores
prostitutes
pimps who dress in purple and pink
lowriders without hydrolics
hispanics slowly taking over the job market in the U.S
Neo nazis
prison
prison butt rapes
prison chain gangs who give you a smile and wave as you drive by
being pulled over by a cop who's havnig an unplesant day
if your an adolscent and your pulled over by a cop
how much of a hardass this cop might really be
highways with congested traffic
not knowing my way through the bakc roads
not having a GPS or a "tom tom" in my car
peeping toms
when somebody rudely barges in while your trying to bang one out
how many STDS we're finding each year
forgetting a condomn in the heat of passion
not knowing how to put on a condomn
Losing an erection you really like
waking up finding splooge in your just cleaned sheets
that bad breath you get when you wake up
not waking up
staying in a dream paralysis
having a nightmare that includes dolls
killer dolls
how much it hurts when they stab you with little needles
chainsaw weilding fanatics
that the guy chasing you with a chainsaw is a hell of a lot faster than you are
big black guys with wife beaters and a supposed rolex
narcotics in general and how crazy it can get
FBI raids
searchlights
trying to escape and then being caught by a searchlight
losing your dignity over something silly like forgetting to wear under garments
letting a SBD out and havign people frantically find who the culprit is
being framed for a murder you didn't do especially if its a rape
rape and how nasty it can get but at the same time how it can turn into a turn on
tagging alone a party you weren't invited to
waking up in a bed thats not yours with a fat ugly shick sleeping next to you
taking a nap in your car not aware your in the middle of RR tracks
having really bitchy parents
someone's trying to teach you somethng adn they rip it away from you and show you in humiliation
monks
smelly animals
smelly feces
scissors that have a safety lock
blind dates
blind dates that can turn awkward extremely quick
someone in the family dies and you're bickering over rightful shares
divorce with someone you purposley used for sex
high pitched artists that somehow end up getting much undeserved fame and attention, yes you james blunt
people who can't get a fucking clue what you're talking about and thus have to "break it down" for them
no-one giving two shits about you
bags that have a tiny hole them and something very valuable has fallen out
airport secruity
how long it can take
missing my flight because they had to inspect my shoes
musslims boarding the same flight you're on
attendants who will take your order but instead go to the back to have little chit chats with their co workers
ever having to put one of those oxygen masks over my face
if that oxygen mask doens't work
not enough paracgutes
staring at your best buddy then at the last parachuet determining who's going to live
if the boat your own ever does a "titanic scenario"
if the wine bottle that gets smashed on the side sends glass shards on the boat either getting caught in your or will get stuck on your feet if you're making your way to the pool
pain
having a low pain tolerance
torture
any combination of torture tools and who's doing the torture
what hell might look like
if it resembles anything like doom 3
losing a bet that you needed for gas money
how fast gas prices are soaring
inflammable objects
getting burned then having someone piss on you just to put it out when there's no water utility in view
germs that can take human shape
the monotony of anime
butt secks
secks instead of sex
AIDS
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