5 ways to attract a man

[LittleWashu]

there are 5 ways to atract a male you can add more if you like

1 be yourself nothing saids I like you like honestly
2 Don't give in. men perfer to have a strong woman then a woman who is a pushover
3 Have a job that pays a lot of money nothing says I like you like a high paying job
4 speak your mind. Men really love it when you let them know how you feel
5 treat the guy as you want to be treated

[BonusStage]

1) Be a whore.

I win.

[pepeatumi]

Take your clothes off. Its guaranteed to make a guy oay attention to you.

[Mooseymooseymanboobs]

At 6/19/06 02:03 PM, Littlewashu wrote: there are 5 ways to atract a male you can add more if you like

6. Make a good sammich

[Idocreating]

1) Flash your tits

Simple innit?

[BonusStage]

Also getting a gold whistle in 5 months on Newgrounds is sure to get the guys eating you out.

[SHIT-TANK]

At 6/19/06 02:03 PM, BonusStage wrote: 1) Be a whore.

I win.

2) have lots of beer men love drunkin sex

[Musk]

Wait, i'm a guy, why the hell am i reading this?

[pepeatumi]

At 6/19/06 02:04 PM, BonusStage wrote: Also getting a gold whistle in 5 months on Newgrounds is sure to get the guys eating you out.

Absolutely. Nothing says sexy girl more than a shiny gold whistle.

[Unopened-Wound]

This thread helps out like 20 users total... and less then half of those users are female.

[bigexplosions]

6) Be a man.

Wait, what?

[Ninjai000]

6: every once in awhile remind them that you care about them in some way, men need to be reassured every once in awhile.
7: every once in awhile pay for the dinner, men shouldent always have to pay
8: if something is bothering you share it with ur boyfriend, if hes half-decent he will try to confort you
9: dont forget to make them sandwitches :D
10: secks

[VirginLungs]

1)Big tits
2)Big tits
3)Big tits
4)Big tits
5)Big tits

The real way to attract a man.

[Sanity-of-Insanity]

Littlewashu you couldn't be farther from the truth.

Most of us like women thta are indepentent. I espically find it sexy.

[CreampieSuprise]

Yeah I was about to say what the hell is the use in telling the NG BBS how to attract men.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

At 6/19/06 02:03 PM, Littlewashu wrote: 1 be yourself nothing saids I like you like honestly

Yeh, I hate bitches who lead people on.

2 Don't give in. men perfer to have a strong woman then a woman who is a pushover

Fuck off do we. Now make me a sammich.

3 Have a job that pays a lot of money nothing says I like you like a high paying job

Men love to be in control. We make the money, you make me a goddamn SAMMICH.

4 speak your mind. Men really love it when you let them know how you feel

As long as you dont ask us to do anything about what you're feeling.

5 treat the guy as you want to be treated

You want me to make you a sandwich?

[MaidenHead]

Although I hate to say it, putting out would be up there somewhere.

[Fonzie]

At 6/19/06 02:05 PM, Crosses wrote: Wait, i'm a guy, why the hell am i reading this?

Latent homosexuality.

Saw your uncle naked in the shower at an early age, eh?

[LittleWashu]

here are some more ways to attract a man

6 let him do allthe cooking
7 whatever you do don't be a whore men hate that
8 tell him there will be no sex until the relationship has lasted over 1 year

[Lyrs]

At 6/19/06 02:05 PM, Crosses wrote: Wait, i'm a guy, why the hell am i reading this?

Who better to know then guys, what guys want. Not a whore or a slut, cause even tho she might be fun, shes that much more likely to cheat on you. Possibly with your dog.
A kind girl, who doesnt want to kill/ horribly mutilate you, not afraid to pay sometimes, and willing to keep... certain things to herself :) (if shes hott, meh, thats just a bonus... a really really really big and nice bonus :D)

[pepeatumi]

Make me a steak and bring me a case of beer then let me watch some good old rasslin.

[BrittanyIsWicked]

At 6/19/06 02:04 PM, idOcrEatING wrote: 1) Flash your tits

Simple innit?

Hmmm I don't like doing that. I mean sure it's fun every now and again to catch people off guard or freak em out... but not to make a guy like you ><

[Jagazaar]

At 6/19/06 02:03 PM, Littlewashu wrote: 1 be yourself nothing saids I like you like honestly

Agreed, provided that the personality is appealing to begin with

2 Don't give in. men perfer to have a strong woman then a woman who is a pushover

Heh, I'm not a conflict seeker, so I don't know where I stand on this one.

3 Have a job that pays a lot of money nothing says I like you like a high paying job

........No. BIG no. Money /= love. Money is something that is used to support one's lifestyle, and shouldn't be the main focus of a relationship. If anything, it's the primary reason for divorce.

4 speak your mind. Men really love it when you let them know how you feel

Provided they're not opinionated and biased, yes. But that applies to both genders.

5 treat the guy as you want to be treated

Agree with this one too.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 6/19/06 02:03 PM, Littlewashu wrote: 1 be yourself nothing saids I like you like honestly

True.

2 Don't give in. men perfer to have a strong woman then a woman who is a pushover

True.

3 Have a job that pays a lot of money nothing says I like you like a high paying job

Complete nonsense. I don't care about someones' job.

4 speak your mind. Men really love it when you let them know how you feel

Rather like #1

5 treat the guy as you want to be treated

Also good.

[Minion777]

At 6/19/06 02:08 PM, Littlewashu wrote: here are some more ways to attract a man

6 let him do allthe cooking
7 whatever you do don't be a whore men hate that
8 tell him there will be no sex until the relationship has lasted over 1 year

THIS POST IS OUTRAGEOUS.
I AM OUTRAGED.
YOU HAVE OUTRAGED ME.
OUTRAGEOUS.

[seel]

LOL These threads R teh WIN! XD srsly, i cant belive how ppl can be so stupid they make serious threads like these in the general forum... I mean, they come here, get spammed with the enormous crap that ppl just want to spit all over and then the thread gets like 20 posts and then dies... lol

[TehreTard]

At 6/19/06 02:08 PM, Littlewashu wrote: 6 let him do allthe cooking

Fuck that

7 whatever you do don't be a whore men hate that

Fuck that times ten

8 tell him there will be no sex until the relationship has lasted over 1 year

Screw that, I'll just fap

[Slippery-Nipple]

At 6/19/06 02:03 PM, BonusStage wrote: 1) Be a whore.

I win.

hasnt worked for me yet :(

YOU = FAILS!

[PatVicous]

offer secks at any point in time and if your ugly wait till he masterbates

[Jagazaar]

At 6/19/06 02:08 PM, Littlewashu wrote: here are some more ways to attract a man

6 let him do allthe cooking
7 whatever you do don't be a whore men hate that
8 tell him there will be no sex until the relationship has lasted over 1 year

While I agree with 7, I'm beginning to doubt that you actually know what you're talking about here......and besides, there's already a relationship help topic anyway.