Who the heck is "Johnny_Utah"?

[Mr-Show]

I keep getting angry Private Messages from someone called "Johnny_Utah", complaining about giving a low review score on "K-Fed: Dancing with the Stars"

Can someone please inform me who this person is? I'm just wondering if it's either an angry teen or a short tempered retard (from judging the quality of his messages)

[CreampieSuprise]

Most likely an alt, pay no heed.

[DaveMan-CI]

Hes ur biological father

DUN DUN DUN! *freeze frame*

Run Credits

[Afro-Ninja]

Jeff Bandelin. The guy who did the art for the game. Created the new tank logo. etc. etc.

[Kirk-Cocaine]

At 6/19/06 02:01 PM, Mr_Show wrote: I keep getting angry Private Messages from someone called "Johnny_Utah", complaining about giving a low review score on "K-Fed: Dancing with the Stars"

Can someone please inform me who this person is?

Johnny_Utah made K-Fed, alone with TomFulp and Stamper.

I believe he works out of the NG office.

[GoryBlizzard]

Show us a screenshot of the PM's you're getting from him.

[Afro-Ninja]

Your review was a bit extreme, don't you think? You didn't rate the game on any game-like factors at all. You gave it a zero based on two things:

1. Tom put it on the front page
2. It has a black stereotype

Hmm, let's see here. It's Tom's site. Why would he not put a game he made on the front page? I think he's earned the right to, in the least. Sure the game isn't revolutionary, but it's fun, has great art, and a very sharp presentation. And about the black bouncer. So what? If had picked a white bouncer would that have been racist? You can only go two ways on this one. If stereotypes twist your panties that much you'd better not turn on the TV any time soon.

[Mr-Show]

At 6/19/06 02:09 PM, Afro_Ninja wrote: Your review was a bit extreme, don't you think? You didn't rate the game on any game-like factors at all. You gave it a zero based on two things:

1. Tom put it on the front page
2. It has a black stereotype

No, I also rated the game 0 because it sucked. Clicking on the mouse numerous times isn't "fun". It's clicking a mouse. That's all you do.

Also, the dialouge was quite shitty as well.

[VirginLungs]

That game is cool.

All your favourite flashes are "Daily2onn SE" shite.So i've come to the conclusion that your opinion sucks balls.

[gotflash]

At 6/19/06 02:15 PM, VirginLungs wrote: That game is cool.

All your favourite flashes are "Daily2onn SE" shite.So i've come to the conclusion that your opinion sucks balls.

DailyToons, Daily2oons, Daily3oons, DailySwoons and the like are awesome. Don't diss them, or the SS will get pissed off.

[<deleted>]

Yes, that game sucked.

[Afro-Ninja]

At 6/19/06 02:13 PM, Mr_Show wrote: No, I also rated the game 0 because it sucked. Clicking on the mouse numerous times isn't "fun". It's clicking a mouse. That's all you do.

Also, the dialouge was quite shitty as well.

That's like saying other games aren't fun because all you do is tap keyboard buttons. It's just a minigame, but whatever.

[Luxury-Yacht]

While your review was by no means helpful, it doesn't warrant any PM abuse. I doubt it would be the actual guy who made the game, it's probably some deranged fanboy. Either way, it's uncalled for.

[DepressedStone]

This sounds a bit tempting. ;)

...Nah. Who am I to leave a bad review for fun. That's bad. 'Specially when its a Tom Fulp flash. Meh, I haven't even played the K-Fed game yet. I might as well then. Oh noes, I'm rambling. Umm...vote Nader.

[Silent-G]

blah blah blah.
okay I get it Jesus likes waffles, and satan likes pancakes, but why should George W Bush care wtf I put on either of them. god, I'll put BBQ sauce and mayonase on my waffles if I want.

[DepressedStone]

At 6/19/06 02:28 PM, Silent-G wrote: blah blah blah.
okay I get it Jesus likes waffles, and satan likes pancakes, but why should George W Bush care wtf I put on either of them. god, I'll put BBQ sauce and mayonase on my waffles if I want.

No, you have it mixed around. Jesus likes pancakes, and Satan likes waffles. Personally though I'd put ranch dressing and MnM's on my waffles.

[Silent-G]

At 6/19/06 02:31 PM, DepressedStone wrote: No, you have it mixed around. Jesus likes pancakes, and Satan likes waffles. Personally though I'd put ranch dressing and MnM's on my waffles.

Im sorry, but how can Satan like waffles if he has no waffle iron? and you spelled M&M's wrong. I hate you.

[Mr-Show]

This guy thinks that I'm mad at him because I don't get any Newgrounds Awards

Excuses, excuses!

[DepressedStone]

/me drowns sorrow out with gatorade

[f0d]

You would think an animator hired by Newgrounds would have a little more maturity then to take a negative review personally.

At 6/19/06 02:15 PM, VirginLungs wrote: All your favourite flashes are "Daily2onn SE" shite.So i've come to the conclusion that your opinion sucks balls.

HA! HIS opinion sucks balls? You're the one making baseless assumptions about the quality of his favorite flashes based on NOTHING but the name of the flashes alone. How about actually WATCHING them you dolt? Most are actually very good quality. In the meantime, fuck off.

[JohnnyUtah]

You would think so right? Yeah, I guess I'm a total prick for trying to explain that the voting system isnt rigged and that voting all zeros JUST because its tom's game is wrong.

But why dont you all go read his messageboard posts and see how mature HE IS for yourself.

thanks.

At 6/19/06 03:09 PM, F00D wrote: You would think an animator hired by Newgrounds would have a little more maturity then to take a negative review personally.

At 6/19/06 02:15 PM, VirginLungs wrote: All your favourite flashes are "Daily2onn SE" shite.So i've come to the conclusion that your opinion sucks balls.

HA! HIS opinion sucks balls? You're the one making baseless assumptions about the quality of his favorite flashes based on NOTHING but the name of the flashes alone. How about actually WATCHING them you dolt? Most are actually very good quality. In the meantime, fuck off.

[f0d]

Hey I'm not calling you a total prick I'm just saying you need to learn to handle reviews that give you straight zeros, even if you strongly disagree with them. You shouldn't let it get to you if one person doesn't enjoy your flash.

[JohnnyUtah]

At 6/19/06 03:25 PM, F00D wrote: Hey I'm not calling you a total prick I'm just saying you need to learn to handle reviews that give you straight zeros, even if you strongly disagree with them. You shouldn't let it get to you if one person doesn't enjoy your flash.

the point was he was giving it straight zeros out of spite. go ahead, go read his review. then come back.

[Luxury-Yacht]

At 6/19/06 03:27 PM, Johnny_Utah wrote:

At 6/19/06 03:25 PM, F00D wrote: Hey I'm not calling you a total prick I'm just saying you need to learn to handle reviews that give you straight zeros, even if you strongly disagree with them. You shouldn't let it get to you if one person doesn't enjoy your flash.

the point was he was giving it straight zeros out of spite. go ahead, go read his review. then come back.

It's not like that kind of thing is all that uncommon. People do that every now and then.

[f0d]

At 6/19/06 03:27 PM, Johnny_Utah wrote: the point was he was giving it straight zeros out of spite. go ahead, go read his review. then come back.

Oh I see now hahaha. I thought it was a short review saying how he disliked it but now I see what it is. LMAO I hate to break it to you but that review was made for the sole purpose of egging Tom on and pissing you guys off. I doubt any of it is even his real opinion :P

[Sanity-of-Insanity]

I couldent say buit you know you can block users don't you.

[Mr-Show]

Hey Johnny_Utah I STILL HATE IT

[MadCow]

At 6/19/06 02:01 PM, Mr_Show wrote: I keep getting angry Private Messages from someone called "Johnny_Utah", complaining about giving a low review score on "K-Fed: Dancing with the Stars"

Can someone please inform me who this person is? I'm just wondering if it's either an angry teen or a short tempered retard (from judging the quality of his messages)

U SHUD HAV GAV3 DA MOOVEE ALL 10'z CUZ TOM MAID IT L.O.L!1!

Heh, I think it's kinda funny that you wrote a semi-crappy, but low review, and because you didn't suck tom and stampers cocks, you got angrily pm'd.

[liljim]

At 6/19/06 03:48 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Some benign bullshit.

Hey dickhead,

Age: 13

Why doesn't that surprise me?

Anyway, people seem to take this guy's word for it that Jeff sent a string of abuse, when in actuality, the original message was trying to convince the author of the review that giving all zeros in a review isn't the best of ideas, particularly when the graphics, sound and the rest of the animation just didn't deserve that. I've a feeling that the topic starter (I'm not going to do it, but I'm guessing one of the review moderators will at some point) will be banned from making reviews.

At which point, he'll probably whine and bitch at Wade for being review banned, even though most of his reviews are completely useless to both the authors of the flash that he's been "critiquing", or the the general audience of the site.

And then when Wade doesn't respond to the whining and bitching (since this guy is out of line in the first place), he'll stage a full scale attack on the administration of the site... Because it's cool to hit out against the system.

Please.

[f0d]

At 6/19/06 08:09 PM, liljim wrote: angry rant

hahaha wow mr_show, your plan to piss off the whole admin team is working perfectly! lmao