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Mast3rMind

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Posted at: 6/17/06 08:10 PM

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For some time now I have noticed that people have had many questions, some don't question people outside the net so at most times they blindly follow stereotypes about us or stay silent, in the end, learning nothing. Well, I can answer those questions. I can tell you what a real wigger is, tell you all about the N Word (Both) and why my people get pissed off about it, while using it at the same time.

I'm going to switch it up though. I strongly feel that most things are better remembered/learned if you hear it yourself. So I'll be recording my voice to answer them, then putting them on putfile for people to listen. It'll take awhile, but I'll try to get up to about 3-5 questions in each time. It all depends on the topic, each one will take time.

Should Mods allow this thread, I'll do my best to answer all the questions. I'm only doing this to try and break down a fraction of ignorance is all and possibly make this a reference to any other questions. All I can say now is ask away.

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Posted at: 6/17/06 08:13 PM

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ok im really not interested in reading this so bye


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At 6/17/06 08:13 PM, reacon341 wrote: ok im really not interested in reading this so bye

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erm to be honest i have a friend whos black and the only thing i was genuinely curious about was if he ever gets sun burned... turns out that black people do... which i didnt know...
So why does the "n-word" annoy so much? just type it since its simpler that way...


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Why is it that many black people like rap so much? I know that people have different tastes in music, but it seems that most black people do like rap.

I feel a bit uncomfortable asking that, but I'm kind of curious...


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can you play bass like all black people?


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why would you call each other the "N" word?

It's the word which was used towards african slaves..

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At 6/17/06 08:14 PM, Livingdeadmeat wrote: So why does the "n-word" annoy so much? just type it since its simpler that way...
At 6/17/06 08:15 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Why is it that many black people like rap so much? I know that people have different tastes in music, but it seems that most black people do like rap.

These two will take time. I'll do these first. I got all night and tomorrow to answer any questions.

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Alright, I'll ask. Do All Black People actually find the Wayans Brothers funny?


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damnint, I was going to make a thread like this.


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MojotheHelperMonkey, I'm white and I think the wayans brothers are funny.

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At 6/17/06 08:16 PM, pavolini wrote: Is your cock bigger than your leg?

I just spat coke fucking everywhere after reading that.

i think newgrounds is a pretty cool guy. eh makes falsh and doesn't afraid of anything.

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At 6/17/06 08:29 PM, Castlevaniac wrote: MojotheHelperMonkey, I'm white and I think the wayans brothers are funny.

Which is why this topic is called ask a BLACK dude.


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Why do you insist on us asking you a question?

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wooooh timeout!!!!
i thought only white males came on Newgrounds.

anyway,
is it true that black guys have bigger "packages"
aka a pen0r lawl, no but really.


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At 6/17/06 08:14 PM, Livingdeadmeat wrote: So why does the "n-word" annoy so much? just type it since its simpler that way...

The N Word More are coming.

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Can black people get lice. And this has nothing to do with the shit you put in your hair.

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In Blade 2, that Reinhardt guy asks Blade "Do you blush?" and I've never been sure if that was a racist question or something to do with vampires, because it could be either. It could mean that blushes can't be seen on black people, or that the vampire's undeadness somehow prevents blood rushing to their face.

I undestand it's a pretty dumb question but it's always bugged me.

Is "do you blush" racist? Can it be seen if a black person blushes?


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At 6/17/06 08:10 PM, Mast3rMind wrote: For some time now I have noticed that people have had many questions, some don't question people outside the net so at most times they blindly follow stereotypes about us or stay silent, in the end, learning nothing. Well, I can answer those questions. I can tell you what a real wigger is, tell you all about the N Word (Both) and why my people get pissed off about it, while using it at the same time.

Although they could just simply ask me about it, since I'm black as well.


I'm going to switch it up though. I strongly feel that most things are better remembered/learned if you hear it yourself.

So True!

So I'll be recording my voice to answer them, then putting them on putfile for people to listen. It'll take awhile, but I'll try to get up to about 3-5 questions in each time. It all depends on the topic, each one will take time.

You shouldn't wasting your time. Clearly if you just make a movie or a story, that goes under the same fundamental logic then people will understand.


Should Mods allow this thread, I'll do my best to answer all the questions.

Again you shouldn't be wasting your time.

I'm only doing this to try and break down a fraction of ignorance is all and possibly make this a reference to any other questions. All I can say now is ask away.

Uhhh... as an African American to an African American, you probably won't be able to get rid any ignorance at all. But hey atleast I hope you have a swell time, nonetheless.


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Some of these questions that I have read are actually funny. Mast3rmind, I love your topics, especially when it deals with ignorance. I stay smashing on ignorance 24/7. 8)

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At 6/17/06 08:37 PM, Ginga_Pirate_Ninja wrote: In Blade 2, that Reinhardt guy asks Blade "Do you blush?" and I've never been sure if that was a racist question or something to do with vampires, because it could be either. It could mean that blushes can't be seen on black people, or that the vampire's undeadness somehow prevents blood rushing to their face.

I undestand it's a pretty dumb question but it's always bugged me.

Is "do you blush" racist? Can it be seen if a black person blushes?

I'm black and when I blush it's barely visible. I get that question at times, I don't think it's racist.


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Why is it that when a Black man gets out of jail, he gets more respect from his community than one who got out of college?


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1.) why can you say cracker, whitey or honkey on the NGBBS, but not the "N" word?

2.) why cant white people say the "N" word in general, after all, we invented it?


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Why is it that the double standard exists without much opposition in America? For example, you can't say "fuck" on television, but if you're black, you can say "nigga" all you want without being censored. Is it due to the white man's guilt for oppression and slavery 200 years ago? If that is the case (which I believe it is), it's a little ridiculous, considering the last few generations of black people in America have only read/learned about slavery or heard about it in the news, not experiencing it. And does the remnants of slavery's pain really trickle down to the more recent generations of black people? I mean, I've been in a group of people where a white person has said "nigga" in front of a couple black people, and they freeze up and get all angry and shit. Then they usually say something along the lines of "You can't say that, that's what your people used to call our people when we were slaves", as though they experienced the slavery firsthand. And why is it that black people let Latinos say the N word, but not white people? I mean, where do the Latinos come in? Just because they live in the same general populous as blacks?

I just find it ridiculous that the double standard applies for black people out of what seems like guilt, but cannot be applied to any other ethnicity.

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At 6/17/06 08:15 PM, Chumbawamba wrote:
I feel a bit uncomfortable asking that, but I'm kind of curious...

No worries. Here's youranswer. The next one got many answers in. Give me some time.

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Posted at: 6/17/06 08:54 PM

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3.) oh, and why do black people always complain about slavery?
stop fucking complaining. it wasnt YOU being whipped and shit, so who gives a fuck?
besides, a lot of people treated their slaves well.

4.) stop playing the race card.

5.) why are blacks the only people who can have hate crimes committed against them? arent all crimes committed in hate? plus, if everyone wants to be equal, why have different laws for different people?

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At 6/17/06 08:36 PM, Mast3rMind wrote:
At 6/17/06 08:14 PM, Livingdeadmeat wrote: So why does the "n-word" annoy so much? just type it since its simpler that way...
The N Word More are coming.

youre voice sounds like a 30 year old white mans voice


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