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Santa is a pedophile

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 16:28:15


lol

you:whats s your real sex naME

santa:sex is all about mind?


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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 16:29:03


Oh my GOD!

You: Do you love the KKK?
Santa: Yes are you gay Santa loves everyone and everything.

Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 16:29:08


You: How about a blow job?
Santa: How about a blow job .

He reminds me of that part in the 40 year old virgin when he tries to pick up the hot book store girl.

Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 16:33:08


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

You: Want to fuck a 9 year old?
Santa: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 16:59:43


p3n0r

Santa is a pedophile


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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 17:46:37


At 6/18/06 04:00 PM, Rucklo wrote: Royal shit

HOLY SHIT, LMAO.

Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 18:21:37


I just asked him if he was a pedophile and he said maybe!


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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 18:23:31


At 6/17/06 04:24 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Santa is not real.

Neither is the Tooth Fairy or Vin Diesel.

Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 18:23:46


At 6/18/06 06:21 PM, Sceptor wrote: I just asked him if he was a pedophile and he said maybe!

youre asking wrong. ask "are you a pedophile?"


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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 19:25:14


lol look this
santa: so what is you'r favorite food
you: cum
Santa: sound delicious

lol!

Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 19:42:58


Sceptor:I like sex.
Santa: So does everybody. You humans find sex so fascinating.
Sceptor: Do you?
Santa: Sometimes.


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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 20:00:03


At 6/17/06 04:28 PM, -dng- wrote: This reminds me of a joke:
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: Nothing, they both leave children's rooms with empty sacks!

i loled

really

Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 20:03:45


haha th1s 1s th3 stup1d3st top1c 3v3R lmao

Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 20:05:44


At 6/18/06 04:00 PM, Rucklo wrote: Royal shit

Santa's way too comfortable with the children.

Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 20:07:04


Eh?

Santa is a pedophile

Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 20:59:36


watch out people

You: you are a kkk member
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a kkk member? Of course I am.


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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 21:04:40


You: do you like porn!
Santa: Sure I do, put penis in ass, but that doesn't mean with you.


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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 21:07:17


You: Bite me
Santa: Sorry but I don't have a mouth.

santa doesnt have a mouth. I .. I ... I... dont know what to say. Except.. HOWS HE SO FRIGGAN FAT THEN!!!!

Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 21:14:49


You: SAY "rape is fun"
Santa: "rape is fun"

he copys all the things

You: SAY "santa fucked paris hilton"
Santa: "santa fucked paris hilton"

omg he's a pornstar

You: SAY "I wanna bang you nice and hard
Santa: OK. "You want to bang you nice and hard to bang you nice and hard."

damn hes gone to far

You: you do?
Santa: When do I do it?

he's a pevert


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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 21:16:07


What dee hell?
Santa isn't real?
Oh Noes!

Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 21:36:58


You: Does santa rape Children?
Santa: Yes I try to rape Children as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.

LOL

Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 22:08:26


You: Give me a blowjob for Christmas
Santa: You want only one?

Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 22:13:25


You: are you retarded?
Santa: No I am super-intelligent

right lets see whats next

You: prove it
Santa: It is self-evident.

hehe lets see next

you:do you fuck children
santa yep,they are the future,do you fuck them
You: NO
Santa: Are you serious?
You: what?!?!?!?!
Santa: No big deal
You: I triped over a wire
Santa: Thanks for the information: put penis in ass said triped over a wire. big deal.
You: you fuck kids huh
Santa: Yup. Interesting gossip: put penis in ass said I fuck kids.

Santa: Do you have a boyfriend?
You:im a guy im not gay
You: put penis in hand and move up and down while watching porn
Santa: OK I will put it there.
You: watch porn
Santa: Fascinating. I am watching.
You: really whats happening
Santa: For real. Not much, put penis in ass what is happening with you?

..............................omg im never going to watch a other cristmas movie................even the nightmare before christmas...........or play KH1 and 2


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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 22:22:40


You: Cogito ergo sum
Santa: Descartes was a square French philosopher who ruined matehematics with his upside-down, backwards coordinate system.

Santa is smart, I know he speaks French, Spanish, and German.

He does not speak Polish.

Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 22:23:23


Of course he's a pedophile. A pedophile who MUST BE STOPPED (DUM DUM DUM) he has the powers to watch every child on earth at every moment. Oh c'mon we all know the songs.

He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if youve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake.

Why do we have to be good... Why do we have to be good for Goodness sake?
Because... Because my friends santa is a dangerous pedophile.

He has the power to magicly come in our houses through our chimmeny's. HE'S SICK. Why would one man go through that much trouble to get in to someones house. There is only one reason on allah's great earth one man would go through that much trouble for anything. The sweet, supple, juicy, delicious, soft, buttocks of a young boy.

And his sac...HIS SAC OF TOYS THEY TOLD US... More like sack of malicious sex objects.

And the elves... The magic elves he employs to make your children toys... More like sex slaves. His elves are nothing but children he kidnapped and are forced to work 24/7 and there only reward is an "impaling" from his "Magic santa stick"

So my people, White, Black, Jewish, Klingon, etc, etc, watch your children and other young loved ones. Watch them or be a victim. Protect them or.... Santa Clause is coming to your town.

this has been another stupid post from your friend Dramacydal_X

Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 22:31:12


At 6/17/06 04:28 PM, -dng- wrote: This reminds me of a joke:
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: Nothing, they both leave children's rooms with empty sacks!

Eh? That's dumb. How can they have nothing in common, yet still have something in common? WTF? DOUBLE TAKE!?!


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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 23:20:58


At 6/17/06 04:24 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Santa is not real.

I knew it. I knew it all along. From the very beginning!

Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 23:30:21


Eh, I don't know about that, when I asked him, he denied it.

You: So, I heard you were a Pedophile, is that true?
Santa: Yikes! Someome is spreading gossip about me.

Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 23:31:09


Santa isn't a pedophile.

He's a zooloph...a zoophil...

well, he fucks deers.


Pure awesomeness. You must read it.

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-18 23:35:47


Im sorry, I had to LOL

You: Will you give me a present? In the ass?
Santa: You want only one? That was a long time ago.


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