Santa is a pedophile

[GAMECUBICLE]

look what he said to me on santabot.com:

Santa: I give presents to children.

You: if by presents you mean your cum in their mouth... then yes

Santa: That is a hypothetical question.Yeah that's right.

OMG!!!!

[Chumbawamba]

Santa is not real.

[Tinkco86]

At 6/17/06 04:24 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Santa is not real.

You bitch!

*cries*

[Heinrich]

At 6/17/06 04:24 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Santa is not real.

Say it ain't so!

[ArtDanVal]

This reminds me of a joke:
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: Nothing, they both leave children's rooms with empty sacks!

[vonPluggeleburg]

He just can't lie at a direct qestion.

You: are you a pedophile?
Santa: Am I a pedophile? Sometimes.

[TheBigLemon]

At 6/17/06 04:24 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Santa is not real.

BLASPHEMER!

[Jerkapotamus]

At 6/17/06 04:24 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Santa is not real.

He's alive in our hearts.

[JunkieMonkey111]

GAMECUBEICLE you couldn't be more right infact on AIM I said to Smarter Child do you like look at pic of naked children and he said sometimes.

[Nick2292]

At 6/17/06 04:30 PM, jackson999 wrote: Red Rum

stop posting that

[TheGameIsOver]

At 6/17/06 04:26 PM, -86- wrote:

At 6/17/06 04:24 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Santa is not real.

You bitch!

*cries*

/wrist

[Simple]

santa is a pimp heard wot he shouts "HO HO HO!"

i mean santa have some standerds

[t0mm0]

That link is really winding me up.

[EvilJesus]

At 6/17/06 04:24 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Santa is not real.

YOU BITCH

you hurt my feelings

[Karbon]

At 6/17/06 04:34 PM, Assoul wrote:

At 6/17/06 04:26 PM, -86- wrote:

At 6/17/06 04:24 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Santa is not real.

You bitch!

*cries*

/wrist

Oh noes.

[weapon00]

thats sick...

[TheGameIsOver]

and a compelte moron to boot.

Santa: what make you so sad?
Me: I am a fucking Emo
Santa: a fucking emo? is that your job?

[weapon00]

it really is...

[Karbon]

This is pathetic.

You: ASDF
Santa: 5/Robot/California.

[blastedmonk]

Dude santa once got a boner when I sat on his lap. Now I'm afraid of malls. Thanks santa you fat fuck.

[Greenskullkid]

You: your hot
Santa: A hotbot?

lolwtf.

[Greenskullkid]

Santa: What do you do in your spare time?
You: jack off
Santa: I don't think very many people do that.

[Jake]

And he acts proud of it too!

What a sick, twisted man.

[Ivaron]

lmao

:you: are you gay?
:santa: i'll come back to that later.
you: when i sit on your lap, you mean?
santa: what kind of couch do you prefer?

XD

[BigBlueBalls]

Yep here's a picture I took one day when I was just a little child and Santa came in my house to deliver a "gift" from his "bag".

[harryjarry]

You: Do you want me?
Santa: It depends on what you mean by "want."

iamscaredofsantanow

[Jake]

You: So I hear you're a pedophile.
Santa: Ugh. Am I a pedophile? Only when it matters.

[DJJ-asshole]

At 6/17/06 05:05 PM, BigBlueBalls wrote: Yep here's a picture I took one day when I was just a little child and Santa came in my house to deliver a "gift" from his "bag".

Yesterday does not count as "when you were little".

[imsohott7]

At 6/17/06 04:28 PM, -dng- wrote: This reminds me of a joke:
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: Nothing, they both leave children's rooms with empty sacks!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and PlayStation have in common?

A: They are both plastic and get turned on by little boys.

Oh!

[StrawBerryKiwiClock]

Here is my 'making santa sound gay' chat.
You: are you really santa, or are you just a pedifile
Santa: Yes, I am sitting here talking to you, aren't I?