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GAMECUBICLE
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Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:23:34 Reply

look what he said to me on santabot.com:

Santa: I give presents to children.

You: if by presents you mean your cum in their mouth... then yes

Santa: That is a hypothetical question.Yeah that's right.

OMG!!!!

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:24:46 Reply

Santa is not real.


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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:26:58 Reply

At 6/17/06 04:24 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Santa is not real.

You bitch!

*cries*
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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:28:24 Reply

At 6/17/06 04:24 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Santa is not real.

Say it ain't so!


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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:28:31 Reply

This reminds me of a joke:
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: Nothing, they both leave children's rooms with empty sacks!


Take care of yourself.

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:29:33 Reply

He just can't lie at a direct qestion.

You: are you a pedophile?
Santa: Am I a pedophile? Sometimes.
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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:29:59 Reply

At 6/17/06 04:24 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Santa is not real.

BLASPHEMER!


"Jayne, your mouth's talking. Might want to see to that." /Ask Me Shit\

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:31:26 Reply

At 6/17/06 04:24 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Santa is not real.

He's alive in our hearts.


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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:32:39 Reply

GAMECUBEICLE you couldn't be more right infact on AIM I said to Smarter Child do you like look at pic of naked children and he said sometimes.

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:33:01 Reply

At 6/17/06 04:30 PM, jackson999 wrote: Red Rum

stop posting that

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:34:29 Reply

At 6/17/06 04:26 PM, -86- wrote:
At 6/17/06 04:24 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Santa is not real.
You bitch!

*cries*

/wrist

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:35:17 Reply

santa is a pimp heard wot he shouts "HO HO HO!"

i mean santa have some standerds

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:35:40 Reply

That link is really winding me up.

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:36:20 Reply

At 6/17/06 04:24 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Santa is not real.

YOU BITCH

you hurt my feelings


I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm
Slags and hoes.
Oh shit king kong what are you going

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:37:13 Reply

At 6/17/06 04:34 PM, Assoul wrote:
At 6/17/06 04:26 PM, -86- wrote:
At 6/17/06 04:24 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Santa is not real.
You bitch!

*cries*
/wrist

Oh noes.

Santa is a pedophile


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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:38:19 Reply

thats sick...

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:38:38 Reply

and a compelte moron to boot.

Santa: what make you so sad?
Me: I am a fucking Emo
Santa: a fucking emo? is that your job?

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:41:44 Reply

it really is...

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:44:49 Reply

This is pathetic.

You: ASDF
Santa: 5/Robot/California.


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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:46:54 Reply

Dude santa once got a boner when I sat on his lap. Now I'm afraid of malls. Thanks santa you fat fuck.

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:48:06 Reply

You: your hot
Santa: A hotbot?

lolwtf.

gsk.

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:56:08 Reply

Santa: What do you do in your spare time?
You: jack off
Santa: I don't think very many people do that.


gsk.

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 16:58:53 Reply

And he acts proud of it too!

What a sick, twisted man.

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 17:04:24 Reply

lmao

:you: are you gay?
:santa: i'll come back to that later.
you: when i sit on your lap, you mean?
santa: what kind of couch do you prefer?

XD

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 17:05:05 Reply

Yep here's a picture I took one day when I was just a little child and Santa came in my house to deliver a "gift" from his "bag".

Santa is a pedophile

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 17:09:53 Reply

You: Do you want me?
Santa: It depends on what you mean by "want."

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 17:11:22 Reply

You: So I hear you're a pedophile.
Santa: Ugh. Am I a pedophile? Only when it matters.

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 17:16:42 Reply

At 6/17/06 05:05 PM, BigBlueBalls wrote: Yep here's a picture I took one day when I was just a little child and Santa came in my house to deliver a "gift" from his "bag".

Yesterday does not count as "when you were little".


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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 17:19:06 Reply

At 6/17/06 04:28 PM, -dng- wrote: This reminds me of a joke:
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: Nothing, they both leave children's rooms with empty sacks!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and PlayStation have in common?

A: They are both plastic and get turned on by little boys.

Oh!

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Response to Santa is a pedophile 2006-06-17 17:20:20 Reply

Here is my 'making santa sound gay' chat.
You: are you really santa, or are you just a pedifile
Santa: Yes, I am sitting here talking to you, aren't I?


So, apparently, I got banned for 3 days for having an opinion.

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