Sorry for the double, but I found it. Feel free to change/add/subtract anything you like. (Said to a user who couldn't get in because of posts)
I agree. To help you out in what we're looking for:
1. Lengthen your posts. I noticed a few 1-5 word posts that you had made. Unless you are saying something funny, try to make it as long as possible, like I'm doing with this right here; I could have stopped at "lengthen your posts", but I continued to explain my point, which is something you should do.
2. Use proper grammar, proper punctuation, proper spelling and the enter key. Although I didn't see too many posts that were too long where the enter key was needed. If making a long post, paragraph it out; it makes it easier for the reader to find where and what he's reading. Same goes with the other 3; nothing looks worse in a post than bad grammar or punctuation. For spelling, I suggest you use Firefox as your browser, since it has a built in spell checker.
3. Put thought and humor into your posts. I noticed you tried, but the humor you inserted doesn't really strike a cord with the internet crowd. Now, that's not to say add a cock or gay joke in every post, but say something funny and you'll get recognized. And put thought in your posts; when in an argument, making a long post with a lot of information makes you look good, and makes it seem like you know what your talking about.
4. Don't say more than you have to. I know I just told you to lengthen your posts, but sometimes having a shorter post is better. It's boring to read the same information over and over again, just reworded. And if the topic doesn't require a lot of text in the post, don't put a lot in the post. People go into those topics trying to get through them quickly, trying to read as many posts as possible before posting their's. If you make a long post, you'll just get skipped.
Just follow those guidelines, and come back in 50 posts or so. You'll probably get in.
