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At 11/24/08 08:20 PM, ShortMonkey wrote:

OK then, seems tomo hasn't replied yet, but there are others to think about, just run a creative test with RSQ soon and give me an outline of it...sort of an interactive menu through Newgrounds and the NGDD.

At 11/24/08 09:05 PM, TheThing wrote: I swear to God, if I don't hear a cock joke somewhere in the flash....

Don't worry, we'll mention you by name.

Oh, snap.
If someone complains that was offensive, I'll explode.

At 11/24/08 09:59 PM, HalcyonicFalconX wrote

And hence... a paragraph. ^_^

Looks great. Have you gone over the profile yet and decided which Dept. you'd like to join?

At 11/24/08 10:09 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Shit! that passed have to Pm a mod its not suitable at all, very bad crap passing although, i voted o on it. So with The

ok, relax, just send a PM and take deep breathes.

DoDBot I noticed the badge has been updated for example, Its says "Hearty Staff Sergeant" which is my next badge why is it a badge higher then what I have got? The information page looks cool and I have not seen it very often either. My level up is ages ways so I wont be able to be that badge for quite some time. Anyway The Movie sounds exciting.

DoDBot is due to undergo major changed in the member list area. As of now treat as a simple list of active and inactive members. Ranks, if need be, will be added later.

At 11/24/08 10:37 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 11/24/08 09:05 PM, TheThing wrote: I swear to God, if I don't hear a cock joke somewhere in the flash....

Don't worry, we'll mention you by name.

Oh, snap.
If someone complains that was offensive, I'll explode.

I was extremely offended by this comment. You are a terrible person, stating that I am a penis. I am much more than that. I have legs, arms, and a brain. </sarcasm>

At 11/24/08 10:37 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 11/24/08 09:05 PM, TheThing wrote: I swear to God, if I don't hear a cock joke somewhere in the flash....

Don't worry, we'll mention you by name.

Hahahaha! No offense to Thing, but that was funny!

Thing, seriously, it's not funny because I don't like you, if he said it about me I'd be laughing

Seriously though, I don't think cock jokes is a good idea... maybe one very small one, but no more! Still, I may decide to not even have one. If Phantom commands me to put a cock joke in, I'll do it...

At 11/24/08 10:40 PM, TheThing wrote: I was extremely offended by this comment. You are a terrible person, stating that I am a penis. I am much more than that. I have legs, arms, and a brain. </sarcasm>

Torso deprived humans should never be mocked.

At 11/24/08 10:59 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: Seriously though, I don't think cock jokes is a good idea... maybe one very small one, but no more! Still, I may decide to not even have one. If Phantom commands me to put a cock joke in, I'll do it...

Cock joke Easter egg would be just fine. making people click tab all through out the movie.

At 11/24/08 11:18 PM, Phantom wrote: Cock joke Easter egg would be just fine. making people click tab all through out the movie.

And a code that disables the tab trick will be put in half way through to movie for extreme anger results. The message will be "to cheat anymore in this game you'll have to join the NGDD for the password". I'm not one to make threats, but I do want to see this club thrive.

Also, welcome Halcyonic to the club! :D

Thank you ShortMonkey, thank you Phantom for welcoming me in. I'm very glad that I can be accepted into this. As for the departments, I have looked over the department summaries. I still believe that I would be best suited for the Audio Department. I don't make any flash, and as such I don't really stay about in the Flash realm of things. I only submit music, so hence I always keep updated with the Audio Forum and also I write a bunch of reviews for other songs. As such I think I'm best suited to the Audio Department.

At 11/25/08 12:43 AM, HalcyonicFalconX wrote: Thank you ShortMonkey, thank you Phantom for welcoming me in.

Well, the audio dept. seems perfect for you, too bad not a lot of people active on it as far as I know. but if you make it clean for the next 2 weeks without any problems, and you're a regular in our books.

At 11/24/08 11:18 PM, Phantom wrote: Cock joke Easter egg would be just fine. making people click tab all through out the movie.

Is that how you find easter eggs? lol, seriously I've never found an Easter Egg in a movie except when RSQViper told me EXACTLY where his was to be found on his flash movie. Does it actually work because I don't want to try it and look like a total fool to...myself.

At 11/25/08 09:29 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Is that how you find easter eggs? lol, seriously I've never found an Easter Egg in a movie except when RSQViper told me EXACTLY where his was to be found on his flash movie. Does it actually work because I don't want to try it and look like a total fool to...myself.

I'm thinking of telling the viewers the flash will have an easter egg, only at the credits of the movie, that way, they watch it again. Genius.

At 11/25/08 02:08 PM, Phantom wrote: I'm thinking of telling the viewers the flash will have an easter egg, only at the credits of the movie, that way, they watch it again. Genius.

And with the superior voting power of the NGDD we can upvote it into the top 50 like the Clock Crew does! We can be leet for a day!!!!!

At 11/25/08 04:03 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: And with the superior voting power of the NGDD we can upvote it into the top 50 like the Clock Crew does! We can be leet for a day!!!!!

WARNING: OFFENSIVE RANT AHEAD: Anal, that really is the most retarded idea you can have on a NG club, the NGDD no less. Personally, I don't even like it as a joke. I understand you were slightly kidding, but others won't, and that sort of impression on members, is screwed up. Cut it.
END.

I sort of meant to say I would like our talented animators to follow in the also talented foot steps of animators who already tested these methods, like several Miss Dynamite episodes with bloopers at the end and such.

The Miss Dynamite Hentai made me both laugh, and cover my monitor in surprised shame.

At 11/25/08 06:42 PM, Phantom wrote: WARNING: OFFENSIVE RANT AHEAD:

Ahahahahaha... I'm still not sure if that rant was a joke or not... probably not. Anyway, the NGDD leaders seem to be having too much fun. Time to end that fun by talking about serious stuff (sorry guys).

Now, as the main character in this Flash, I want it to be Tyankmen. But not the short and chubby type of tankmen, the tall and skinnier type (my own design). That way it won't look like I just decompiled Jeff's work and may bring more attention.

And no easter eggs, please. I won't have hidden porn in my flash, even if Phantom commands me (I'd just leave the NGDD)... but, we could have an easter egg that is extremely hard to find and isn't porn but a screen that says something along the lines of "JOIN THE NGDD!" or something more creative. Hey, I'm not the ideas man, I'm just the animator.

Anyway, RSQ, if you can actually read this post, seeing you offered to animate, it'd be appreciated if you contributed to the discussion of it too. It's good to see if you're alive.

At 11/25/08 06:58 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: Now, as the main character in this Flash, I want it to be Tyankmen. But not the short and chubby type of tankmen, the tall and skinnier type (my own design). That way it won't look like I just decompiled Jeff's work and may bring more attention.

Alrighty.

And no easter eggs, please. I won't have hidden porn in my flash, even if Phantom commands me (I'd just leave the NGDD)...

Cock joke isn't really porn, and usually isn't anyway. but OK.

but, we could have an easter egg that is extremely hard to find and isn't porn but a screen that says something along the lines of "JOIN THE NGDD!" or something more creative. Hey, I'm not the ideas man, I'm just the animator.

Definitely not the ideas man... Something funnier would be welcome. Can't tell you what until it's being made, since planning it is somewhat lame.

This flash movie sounds exciting wish I knew how to do flash, but alas its something I don't think I can do. On the subject of dumb authors look at this okay it was not about the subject, but honestly I cant understand his reply, he does not seem to get stealing is wrong look http://zakattack9.newgrounds.com/news/po st/227780, and he says "What did I steal? Oh yeah... that BMX game, right? I was just bored so I uploaded any stupid flash game I had on my PC. Sorry, I've already deleted it. Anyways, what's that got to do with animating flash and programs?"

Sorry but what a idiot he admits to stealing the bloody game. Tom Fulp did fast work on this guy why his account still here is something of a mystery. Don't mean to pick on people but this guy makes me mad.

At 11/25/08 08:47 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Sorry but what a idiot he admits to stealing the bloody game. Tom Fulp did fast work on this guy why his account still here is something of a mystery. Don't mean to pick on people but this guy makes me mad.

Well, according to his profile he's 13 - he could be younger. And he deleted all his stolen games and he obviously wants to make some of his own flashes. At least he admitted to stealing a game instead of lying, and he did delete it so there's nothing to worry about. Instead, encourage him to make his own flashes :)

At 11/25/08 06:58 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: Now, as the main character in this Flash, I want it to be Tyankmen. But not the short and chubby type of tankmen, the tall and skinnier type (my own design). That way it won't look like I just decompiled Jeff's work and may bring more attention.

Ok, a Tankman, but more skinny. You talking like a more realistic-looking person or just a different design?

I'd like to lean away from realism since it makes animating much slower and annoying. Black and white people are a beautiful thing to animate.

And no easter eggs, please. I won't have hidden porn in my flash, even if Phantom commands me (I'd just leave the NGDD)... but, we could have an easter egg that is extremely hard to find and isn't porn but a screen that says something along the lines of "JOIN THE NGDD!" or something more creative. Hey, I'm not the ideas man, I'm just the animator.

I'd like to see an Easter Egg. Something simple, NOT hard to find, and funny. A cock JOKE is just that, a joke. But it certainly doesn't have to be that, either. It could simply be something that goes from whatever story we have and be some backstage joke or whatever.

Anyway, RSQ, if you can actually read this post, seeing you offered to animate, it'd be appreciated if you contributed to the discussion of it too. It's good to see if you're alive.

I did (reply) and I am (alive). =p

So, what are these tankmen doing? Recruiting? Talking?

I must brainstorm.

Hello I would like to join the NGDD Flash department...
although I lack the prerequisits I feel as if I would be an excellent member!

At 11/26/08 04:37 AM, nagasakichild wrote: Hello I would like to join the NGDD Flash department...
although I lack the prerequisits I feel as if I would be an excellent member!

I wanna be a CEO of a company, but I have no reason as to why you would want to hire me.

But I'm a really awesome person.

At 11/25/08 09:40 PM, RSQViper wrote: Ok, a Tankman, but more skinny. You talking like a more realistic-looking person or just a different design?

No way... skinnier but still cartoony. Unrealism > realism

I'd like to see an Easter Egg. Something simple, NOT hard to find, and funny. A cock JOKE is just that, a joke. But it certainly doesn't have to be that, either. It could simply be something that goes from whatever story we have and be some backstage joke or whatever.

Cock jokes are different to porn. I'll accept. xD

So, what are these tankmen doing? Recruiting? Talking?

I must brainstorm.

Phantom does the thinking. We do the animating.

At 11/26/08 04:37 AM, nagasakichild wrote: Hello I would like to join the NGDD Flash department...
although I lack the prerequisits I feel as if I would be an excellent member!

Read everything here. Especially this.

At 11/26/08 04:37 AM, nagasakichild wrote: Hello I would like to join the NGDD Flash department...
although I lack the prerequisits I feel as if I would be an excellent member!

What ShortMonkey said.

At 11/26/08 04:58 AM, darkmaster962000 wrote: I wanna be a CEO of a company, but I have no reason as to why you would want to hire me.

But I'm a really awesome person.

I see no affiliation between you and my club, as a matter of fact, you are not a possible candidate, ever. This should please the uptight members because I will flame you and I don't want the "he could have been a beautiful member" rants on my ass again.

your posts made taught me a valuable lesson about organ harvesting. It showed me that people like you should be deprived their right of existence. The air you breathe infects people with stupidity. The special school you go to, used to be a normal one, until you showed up.

If you have any grace towards mankind, you will march right over to the nearest hospital, jab your eye with a plastic fork, and ask surgeons to remove the organs and put them to better use, the brain (or remains of one such) are obviously toxic medical waste and will be disposed of accordingly.

You fail on Newgrounds, you fail in life, and I'm 99% positive that the closest girlfriend you have is just a sock you masturbate into. The fail stamp you deserve imprinted on you is so big, that if given a thousand men, a thousand years to build it, it still won't be enough.

Any more heat based on my flames, and I'll dip into my savings to fly to whichever basement you reside in, pass your over protecting parents, and beat the shit out of you.

At 11/26/08 05:15 AM, ShortMonkey wrote: Phantom does the thinking. We do the animating.

Yes, animators, don't think, you might hurt your brain trying to do so, and whatever creative ability you have left in it, is still needed until this project is over. Any questions about the Flash you're not sure about or can't agree about or just want to make sure, PM me. Seriously.

At 11/26/08 04:37 AM, nagasakichild wrote: Hello I would like to join the NGDD Flash department...
although I lack the prerequisits I feel as if I would be an excellent member!

Sorry man I know you think you would be an excellent member but we need you to get some more Newgrounds experience before we can consider accepting you. I know you have interest in the club and that's great, but the experience is an absolute requirement. Come back when you have spent more time on the site and apply. Make sure your posts are intelligent, reviews are useful, and you have a decent amount of Blam and Protect Points.

So, let's talk about me! In case you guys don't know, I was leader of this club for a little bit. I was the William Henry Harrison of NGDD leaders. So, yeah. Fight Club is on; haven't seen it in quite some time. I used to be Phantom's 2nd; I was the nice one, for lack of a better term. So, I hear that there's some change coming. Could anyone give me some sort of update on this? To be quite honest, it's very hard to find the substance through all of these applications, life updates, and general garbage lol. So, yeah.

At 11/26/08 11:15 PM, Cole wrote: So, I hear that there's some change coming. Could anyone give me some sort of update on this? To be quite honest, it's very hard to find the substance through all of these applications, life updates, and general garbage lol. So, yeah.

Some changes are due, like trying to renew the member list method as soon as one of us has an actual idea for it that wouldn't require constant updating with every little promotion.

then an NGDD Flash that will hopefully be a good one.

zakattack9 sorry for leaving that dumb message on your user page I meant you deleting the game was a good idea. This flash sounds exciting well on to the changes you can now click, and move your favorites not a bad idea. Hate when the page was down happens, but I don't think I would have known, it looks like he only left the post after it was back up. Anyway off topic I was curious to know why some reviews have not yet been deleted.

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  Midna Link XXX by oaktwig

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Stolen its a Zone-Sama game from here http://www.hentaikey.com/sys/members/sig nup.php?referal=7299

Honestly why do people steal from that site?!

At 11/27/08 12:33 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/47 1156
Stolen its a Zone-Sama game from here http://www.hentaikey.com/sys/members/sig nup.php?referal=7299

Honestly why do people steal from that site?!

Wait, wait, wait. Woah. How did you link like that? That's...new. Yeah, I've been gone for a while. Since when can we do that? Is that just for Portal links? Jeez, I haven't been a noob since '05...do we still use that term? Noob?

At 11/27/08 12:52 AM, Cole wrote: Wait, wait, wait. Woah. How did you link like that? That's...new. Yeah, I've been gone for a while. Since when can we do that? Is that just for Portal links? Jeez, I haven't been a noob since '05...do we still use that term? Noob?

No apparently the terms "noob" and "leet" are outdated now. I think we just make fun of people with whatever we have in our arsenal of things to say nowadays. I honestly couldn't tell you how to do it to save my life because I don't know either. This makes me a...well whatever you want to call me.

At 11/27/08 12:52 AM, Cole wrote: Wait, wait, wait. Woah. How did you link like that? That's...new. Yeah, I've been gone for a while. Since when can we do that? Is that just for Portal links? Jeez, I haven't been a noob since '05...do we still use that term? Noob?

Poor, innocent, sweet nooblet. That is the "rich content" link. To perform such miracles, just type the link to the flash on NG, with nothing else on that line, just the link, then move on to another for text. I never used it before myself because I had no use for it. but if there is finally such a need...

Biggest news I can tell most users would like, is the final release of the Fallen Angel (1st episode)

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There's two more parts, but I'm sure you can find them on your own.

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Sorry last for today but this is still under judgment so its okay I think its stolen from here http://www.ultimatearcade.com/turkey-att ack.

Sorry for reporting more then one game but this was as I said not passed yet. Cole yes the design feature of the flashes is cool hard to get your head round at first, but still easy as Phantom said its easy once you get the hang of it. I love the new feature took me a while to figure it out though. So did anyone have a nice Thanksgivings? I ask as lots of you are from the US I love turkey myself.

At 11/27/08 07:53 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: Sorry for reporting more then one game but this was as I said not passed yet.

Well, it passed, time for PM's I presume.

Regarding thanksgiving, well, being thankful is sort of a high order in these times...anywhere.