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phantomlassuk

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Posted at: 11/13/08 08:49 AM

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Well I did not spell it with a capital as i could not bothered originally ,to have to type in capital letters. Still so long ago i don't remember actually why. I will have to stop discussing about my games, this is not a gaming lounge don't want to think that's all i do. Its so exciting to have a new console ,even if its no big deal verdict have to wait and see. Soon I will reach Sergent at long last about time too.

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On the gaming front, I've been dangerously bored lately, and read way, way too many Ctrl+Alt+Delete comics so I think I'll buy myself a 360 and finally find a better aggression outlet, like noobs.

My god, he's seen the light! Quick Bob, get him a wireless controller and a Red Bull! We have a lot of catching up to do, my friend.

Seriously though, this club feels a little bit better than the last time I posted here. Maybe it's the change in our president, or the temporary lowering of gas prices, but whatever it is, I like it. I hope it will stay this way for at least a month, if not two.

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At 11/13/08 07:34 PM, SupraAddict wrote: Seriously though, this club feels a little bit better than the last time I posted here. Maybe it's the change in our president, or the temporary lowering of gas prices, but whatever it is, I like it. I hope it will stay this way for at least a month, if not two.

It's probably my presence that helps you, it's ok, you can thank me later, I have to go home from work anyway.

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I never got the chance to congratulate you phantomlassuk on your new level (Level 27)!

You look totally bad ass. I can't wait until i get that level.

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At 11/13/08 08:24 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/13/08 07:34 PM, SupraAddict wrote: Seriously though, this club feels a little bit better than the last time I posted here. Maybe it's the change in our president, or the temporary lowering of gas prices, but whatever it is, I like it. I hope it will stay this way for at least a month, if not two.
It's probably my presence that helps you, it's ok, you can thank me later, I have to go home from work anyway.

Omg omg omg one line post. >.< Haha, so Supra looks like you changed something? I can't really tell what it is, but you either leveled up or you changed your aura. I think it is the later of the two. What were you before? I think Neutral. The only reason that I ever used Neutral, even though it fits my personality the best, was when I first started posting and it was the default aura given.

Other news. The portal has been very slow today. There have been a lot of people having problems submitting flashes, which topics have been made about in the where is/how to forum about a couple of times now.

Also, my friend submitted a flash the other day and when he first submitted it he left about 1 or 2 lines of author comments, but for some reason they changed into about 10 to 15 lines of Spanish. We had no clue what was going on and when I think about it I have seen several flashes that have done this before. Some kind of weird rare glitch?


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Posted at: 11/14/08 03:13 PM

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hey i have tried to improve my reviews as much as i could the past couple days so i could join the NGDD so i was wondering if i could get in now??if i can i would like to join the portal dept. and if you go see my reviews please dont look at them as being harsh but truthful anything i write in a review is either A.the truth about the flash itself and what i think most people will think about it or B. a personal opinion on the flash!

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Posted at: 11/14/08 05:23 PM

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At 11/14/08 12:31 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: I never got the chance to congratulate you phantomlassuk on your new level (Level 27)!

You look totally bad ass. I can't wait until i get that level.

Thank you its rather cool is it not?, I have always wanted this level ever since i first saw it. Its a beauty real tough and deadly. I cant believe I have actually got it your love this level ,its so new and much better then last. Only my opinion, and its another two months before i get the knife ,which is not my favorite icon. I rather kinda skip to level 29. Still you to tend to get duff levels inbetween. Did not like level 25 i yearned for this one.

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Hey back again, my animation seems to be going good. I was guarding the portal again, I did not see much spam. I will be active again so I will post tomorrow too!

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Posted at: 11/15/08 12:12 PM

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At 11/14/08 03:13 PM, korneykidd wrote: hey i have tried to improve my reviews as much as i could the past couple days so i could join the NGDD so i was wondering if i could get in now??if i can i would like to join the portal dept. and if you go see my reviews please dont look at them as being harsh but truthful anything i write in a review is either A.the truth about the flash itself and what i think most people will think about it or B. a personal opinion on the flash!

I'm sorry, you still have very few normal posts and your reviews are anything but constructive as well as your garbage whistle, despite your (somewhat) existing B/P level, I won't grant entry until you improve some more.

Try to make less one line posts as you've begun, more constructing reviews: "this is crap" won't qualify" and use Rage's thread in the Wi/Ht section to bounce that garbage whistle up.

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Posted at: 11/15/08 07:28 PM

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LEUTENANT, nice to here from you i look very much forward to seeing your animation. As you can see I have since leveled up to level 27, lovely level and very grand. My b/p this weeks is bad hardly got any still try to catch up this week, guess with the PS3 i got caught up with that and all. Have to improve that only a few points, and its mine must sort myself out.

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Posted at: 11/16/08 12:08 AM

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At 11/14/08 01:19 PM, Corky52 wrote:
At 11/13/08 08:24 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/13/08 07:34 PM, SupraAddict wrote: Seriously though, this club feels a little bit better than the last time I posted here. Maybe it's the change in our president, or the temporary lowering of gas prices, but whatever it is, I like it. I hope it will stay this way for at least a month, if not two.
It's probably my presence that helps you, it's ok, you can thank me later, I have to go home from work anyway.
Omg omg omg one line post. >.< Haha, so Supra looks like you changed something? I can't really tell what it is, but you either leveled up or you changed your aura. I think it is the later of the two. What were you before? I think Neutral. The only reason that I ever used Neutral, even though it fits my personality the best, was when I first started posting and it was the default aura given.

I changed both and, using photoshop methods, I can show you a before and after profile pic just for the fun of it(also used a lil Fireworks but don't tell <_< >_>

Oh, and whats this? Phantom having a one line post? hmmm? ;-)

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Posted at: 11/16/08 11:59 PM

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That look really badass I love level 22, its so much better then level 21 in my opinion sucked. The Crow Bar, in my mind was not very inspiring. The Wrench looked wicked with the funky blue aura ,I love the photos very clever wish i was clever enough to do that. Alas that not my area. I always have had the light aura and one point will be Sergent.

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Posted at: 11/17/08 05:11 PM

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At 11/16/08 12:08 AM, SupraAddict wrote: Oh, and whats this? Phantom having a one line post? hmmm? ;-)

I was leaving work and cabs don't wait up for long, lay off.

But really; I don't want anyone to get the impression that a one line post is a bad thing. It's normal not to always have something to say to fill a big post, but as long as it's not along the lines of multiple posts saying: "hi, I'm back" or "your right" then I will not harm you. Promise.

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At 11/17/08 05:11 PM, Phantom wrote: But really; I don't want anyone to get the impression that a one line post is a bad thing. It's normal not to always have something to say to fill a big post, but as long as it's not along the lines of multiple posts saying: "hi, I'm back" or "your right" then I will not harm you. Promise.

Phantom with a one line post?! Oh no! Phantom is human?! NOO!

Speaking of Phantom being human, this place is looking damn good lately. Things seem to be running really smoothly and you all are contributing to the conversation. Which reminds me I still owe Supra and jew some nice gifts. Perhaps Christmas gifts from the almighty APF? Definitely. Sorry it's been so long guys but I've been busy as you might have noticed.

So as I was depositing today and getting a few of my B/Ps I realized how far NG has come. I mean it really hit me today when I saw how easy it was to put a 50 picture slideshow up in maybe 2.5 mbs. I know it sounds stupid but we really have come so far in the creation of flash movies in a short amount of time. If you actually sit and watch some of the top 50 flashes from maybe 5 years ago you would say "wow this really sucks." I don't know where all of this came from I'm just amazed by how far this site has come in a couple of years.

So you've all wondered where I've been and I'll have to honestly tell you I've been working my ass off not only in school but at my job also. I have no time really for anything, but even when I come onto NG for a second I wish I could be here for a lot longer. The Fallen Angel episodes finally came out...after the 4 years ago when I watched the trailer I thought it was a myth, but I was proven wrong. I'm probably going to have to start reviewing again, which I'm not too upset about.

It's good to see that the familiar faces are still around, sorry for the long post but I just had a lot to say!

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Posted at: 11/17/08 07:44 PM

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I would like to join the flash.

I have over 2k B/P
I have a gold whistle
and a decent amount of fair reviews.

I can join right?

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At 11/17/08 07:00 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Phantom with a one line post?! Oh no! Phantom is human?! NOO!

I am not classed as human, I am a meat popsicle.

It's good to see that the familiar faces are still around, sorry for the long post but I just had a lot to say!

Old faces? how much older can you get, I've been on this thread since page one when WastedWizard dragged me in.

And I totally get your point about newgrounds progress. Too bad it was also often used for worse things too.

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At 11/17/08 07:44 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: I can join right?

Sorry I skipped you there, APF and his long rants...

Well, it seems you are alright but some of your posts are not up to par, I may grant entry to join under the condition I will see no more of those short posts with ridiculous pictures on them. For now I want you to look over this link fully and tell us what department you wish to join.

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But really; I don't want anyone to get the impression that a one line post is a bad thing. It's normal not to always have something to say to fill a big post, but as long as it's not along the lines of multiple posts saying: "hi, I'm back" or "your right" then I will not harm you. Promise.

D: I am bookmarking this page, just to piss you off with the very reference when a n00b comes in and asks, "can i j0in massa phantom?"
I'm just playing with you, buddy. I wouldn't hold anything against you for my own, or somebody else's entertainment...

Oh and PhantomLassuk, That photoshop took about 10 min. all you have to do really is to 'Prt Scrn' on one of your posts, duplicate it, then goto the FAQ and look up your previous level, cut&paste your prev. level pic onto one of them. The Before and After texts were done in Fireworks because my photoshop can't do that anymore(don't ask why).

Btw I agree with the light aura, it's one of my favorites. I change auras usually every time I level up :P

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Sure thing I will make sure my posts are not so sohrt anymore. I aplogize for that I guess, just somedays I don't post as much as others, though I do my best ot portect the portal blamming flashes that should not get though.

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Keep your panties unbunched, Phantom, I'm just here to say that Jew isn't going on NG for a while, so don't PM, try to talk to him, etc. until he comes back. I'm sure he'll post here again when he does, so just be patient.

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At 11/17/08 09:02 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote:
Au Revoir

Since when did you gain respect back? Also, what NeonFlame said is true lol

Also, what did NeonFlame do to get kicked out and put into the dishonorably discharged list? Didn't he hack into the NGDD account or something? I'm afraid I was inactive while the abomination happened.


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At 11/17/08 09:07 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: Also, what did NeonFlame do to get kicked out and put into the dishonorably discharged list? Didn't he hack into the NGDD account or something? I'm afraid I was inactive while the abomination happened.

He had a sex change operation and didn't notify us; the NGDD has a strict policy on trusting our members. also upon losing his manhood he ate it; and the NGDD disagrees with cannibalism.

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At 11/17/08 09:14 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/17/08 09:07 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: Also, what did NeonFlame do to get kicked out and put into the dishonorably discharged list? Didn't he hack into the NGDD account or something? I'm afraid I was inactive while the abomination happened.
He had a sex change operation and didn't notify us; the NGDD has a strict policy on trusting our members. also upon losing his manhood he ate it; and the NGDD disagrees with cannibalism.

that's the best post I have read in the last 6 months hahaha XD

i'm kind of curious... why i was not on the inactive list? my last post here was a long time ago
well doesn't matter, i'm back now... some of you already notice it =D
so, hi to everyone...

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So you been busy AnalPenguinFarming?, despite not doing much in the way of b/p. I have got to Sergent ,at long last about time to. Cheers for the help on how you do it not got a print thing though. Yes its got better here more members, and the Phantom post was funny love a good laugh. Want to improve my b/p rate its fallen a bit short.

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At 11/17/08 10:34 PM, aldlv wrote: that's the best post I have read in the last 6 months hahaha XD

In Jim Carrey like fashion: Spank you very much.

i'm kind of curious... why i was not on the inactive list? my last post here was a long time ago

Pretty much nothing on the list has changed because it has become more informational than anything else and we are planning to try and make a new system to rank members, with less consideration to stats, so that it would be slightly easier to update.

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At 11/17/08 09:14 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/17/08 09:07 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: Also, what did NeonFlame do to get kicked out and put into the dishonorably discharged list? Didn't he hack into the NGDD account or something? I'm afraid I was inactive while the abomination happened.
He had a sex change operation and didn't notify us; the NGDD has a strict policy on trusting our members. also upon losing his manhood he ate it; and the NGDD disagrees with cannibalism.

Wow, that caught me off guard. Here I am sitting in the university library quietly lurking the forums, and now I'm struggling to hold back laughter. Don't ask me why I find that so funny. It is pretty damn original I guess, but that alone doesn't explain it.

Bravo dude, take a bow :)


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At 11/18/08 04:05 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Wow, that caught me off guard. Here I am sitting in the university library quietly lurking the forums, and now I'm struggling to hold back laughter. Don't ask me why I find that so funny. It is pretty damn original I guess, but that alone doesn't explain it.
Bravo dude, take a bow :)

I don't usually take pride in flames, it is after all just a a way to keep people away from where I don't want them. But strangely enough there have been several comments now of how people enjoyed this particular one and I feel my cranky sensation of sleep deprivation could have contributed to it.

I'd like to thank the academy, and my work place for not letting me sleep in humane hours.

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At 11/17/08 09:07 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: Didn't he hack into the NGDD account or something?

No, I believe that was Gu-rrilla.
Neon just started acting like an ass for some reason I don't have the will to check back and see.

At 11/17/08 09:14 PM, Phantom wrote: He had a sex change operation and didn't notify us; the NGDD has a strict policy on trusting our members. also upon losing his manhood he ate it; and the NGDD disagrees with cannibalism.

Yeah, that'd be a finer way to put it.
Mistook them for meatballs or something?

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At 11/18/08 04:02 PM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote:
At 11/17/08 09:07 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: Didn't he hack into the NGDD account or something?
No, I believe that was Gu-rrilla.
Neon just started acting like an ass for some reason I don't have the will to check back and see.

It wasn't Gu-rrilla or so to speak. Though, Neon and Gu-rrilla were both aware of who hacked the account and I asked Gu-rrillla who did it but he refused to answer me. I thought Gu-rilla was more then a member in the BBS Department to me but since he decided to stand aside and let the hacker do things to an account which i took very good care of and then when i asked him who had done it he refused to tell me, I just had lost all my respect for him. It's a shame though because i don't recall ever encouraging hacking in the BBS Department and Neon and Gu-rrilla were two of my finest members in the BBS Department until that incident. Neon on the other hand could have came to me and told me right away who had done it but he decided not to and so that just makes him as guilty as Gu-rrilla. To conclude, they were both involved in the incident and did nothing to stop it.

They have also encouraged me to fix the probation period here at the NGDD by A LOT. The probation period here at the NGDD will now be far longer and will be harder to be accepted. I now need to know that I have good worthy members applying to join the NGDD.

John~

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Posted at: 11/18/08 06:25 PM

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That's such a shame how low hacking the account, I remember all that it was so low and it was disgusting hacking that account. I now understand more about why they are no longer here. It was a shambles all that business you worked hard on it. I though that Phantom, made such a funny post about why they left very clever and witty.The activity here is great well now of topic got my PS3 all wired lol.

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