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At 11/17/08 09:07 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: Also, what did NeonFlame do to get kicked out and put into the dishonorably discharged list? Didn't he hack into the NGDD account or something? I'm afraid I was inactive while the abomination happened.

He had a sex change operation and didn't notify us; the NGDD has a strict policy on trusting our members. also upon losing his manhood he ate it; and the NGDD disagrees with cannibalism.

At 11/17/08 09:14 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 11/17/08 09:07 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: Also, what did NeonFlame do to get kicked out and put into the dishonorably discharged list? Didn't he hack into the NGDD account or something? I'm afraid I was inactive while the abomination happened.

He had a sex change operation and didn't notify us; the NGDD has a strict policy on trusting our members. also upon losing his manhood he ate it; and the NGDD disagrees with cannibalism.

that's the best post I have read in the last 6 months hahaha XD

i'm kind of curious... why i was not on the inactive list? my last post here was a long time ago
well doesn't matter, i'm back now... some of you already notice it =D
so, hi to everyone...

So you been busy AnalPenguinFarming?, despite not doing much in the way of b/p. I have got to Sergent ,at long last about time to. Cheers for the help on how you do it not got a print thing though. Yes its got better here more members, and the Phantom post was funny love a good laugh. Want to improve my b/p rate its fallen a bit short.

At 11/17/08 10:34 PM, aldlv wrote: that's the best post I have read in the last 6 months hahaha XD

In Jim Carrey like fashion: Spank you very much.

i'm kind of curious... why i was not on the inactive list? my last post here was a long time ago

Pretty much nothing on the list has changed because it has become more informational than anything else and we are planning to try and make a new system to rank members, with less consideration to stats, so that it would be slightly easier to update.

At 11/17/08 09:14 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 11/17/08 09:07 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: Also, what did NeonFlame do to get kicked out and put into the dishonorably discharged list? Didn't he hack into the NGDD account or something? I'm afraid I was inactive while the abomination happened.

He had a sex change operation and didn't notify us; the NGDD has a strict policy on trusting our members. also upon losing his manhood he ate it; and the NGDD disagrees with cannibalism.

Wow, that caught me off guard. Here I am sitting in the university library quietly lurking the forums, and now I'm struggling to hold back laughter. Don't ask me why I find that so funny. It is pretty damn original I guess, but that alone doesn't explain it.

Bravo dude, take a bow :)

At 11/18/08 04:05 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Wow, that caught me off guard. Here I am sitting in the university library quietly lurking the forums, and now I'm struggling to hold back laughter. Don't ask me why I find that so funny. It is pretty damn original I guess, but that alone doesn't explain it.
Bravo dude, take a bow :)

I don't usually take pride in flames, it is after all just a a way to keep people away from where I don't want them. But strangely enough there have been several comments now of how people enjoyed this particular one and I feel my cranky sensation of sleep deprivation could have contributed to it.

I'd like to thank the academy, and my work place for not letting me sleep in humane hours.

At 11/17/08 09:07 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: Didn't he hack into the NGDD account or something?

No, I believe that was Gu-rrilla.
Neon just started acting like an ass for some reason I don't have the will to check back and see.

At 11/17/08 09:14 PM, Phantom wrote: He had a sex change operation and didn't notify us; the NGDD has a strict policy on trusting our members. also upon losing his manhood he ate it; and the NGDD disagrees with cannibalism.

Yeah, that'd be a finer way to put it.
Mistook them for meatballs or something?

At 11/18/08 04:02 PM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote:

At 11/17/08 09:07 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: Didn't he hack into the NGDD account or something?

No, I believe that was Gu-rrilla.
Neon just started acting like an ass for some reason I don't have the will to check back and see.

It wasn't Gu-rrilla or so to speak. Though, Neon and Gu-rrilla were both aware of who hacked the account and I asked Gu-rrillla who did it but he refused to answer me. I thought Gu-rilla was more then a member in the BBS Department to me but since he decided to stand aside and let the hacker do things to an account which i took very good care of and then when i asked him who had done it he refused to tell me, I just had lost all my respect for him. It's a shame though because i don't recall ever encouraging hacking in the BBS Department and Neon and Gu-rrilla were two of my finest members in the BBS Department until that incident. Neon on the other hand could have came to me and told me right away who had done it but he decided not to and so that just makes him as guilty as Gu-rrilla. To conclude, they were both involved in the incident and did nothing to stop it.

They have also encouraged me to fix the probation period here at the NGDD by A LOT. The probation period here at the NGDD will now be far longer and will be harder to be accepted. I now need to know that I have good worthy members applying to join the NGDD.

John~

That's such a shame how low hacking the account, I remember all that it was so low and it was disgusting hacking that account. I now understand more about why they are no longer here. It was a shambles all that business you worked hard on it. I though that Phantom, made such a funny post about why they left very clever and witty.The activity here is great well now of topic got my PS3 all wired lol.

At 11/18/08 06:25 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: That's such a shame how low hacking the account, I remember all that it was so low and it was disgusting hacking that account. I now understand more about why they are no longer here. It was a shambles all that business you worked hard on it. I though that Phantom, made such a funny post about why they left very clever and witty.The activity here is great well now of topic got my PS3 all wired lol.

And yet that post made hardly any sense. I really only want to help so as a gesture of good will, I will fix it:

At 11/18/08 06:25 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: That's such a shame how low (of an action) hacking the account (is) , I remember that it was so low and disgusting, hacking that account. I now understand more about why they are no longer here. It was a shambles(,) all that business, you worked hard on it. I thought that Phantom made such a funny post about why they left (;) very clever and witty. The activity here is great. Well, now off topic, I got my PS3 all wired lol.

Sorry for the Nazi factor in this post, I just want our members educated in the language they post in.
Any thing I didn't correct was at least somewhat acceptable.

I'll be honest that the post that Phantom made was the first witty or funny post that he has ever made when flaming somebody. Any other time it's just the unoriginal swear words and come backs that a child would come up with. But this time it was actually witty and it did make me laugh. Wait.. so we do know who hacked the account? Well not all of us, but there are people who know who hacked it? And you guys were blaming me for it, which is understandable because of how I just got the password to it to deposit for the account and it was hacked in the next couple of days so it made it look like it was me. Anyway, if you higher ups know who did it you should have at least let us know even if you don't tell us who it was.

To APF, I know how it is man. Well kind of since I don't work that much, but just school itself takes up an unbelievable amount of time. I have time to get on in the morning and the night, but almost the entire day I'm studying for exams. I can just imagine what schooling and a job would be like. I have three exams at the end of this week and after that I'm done exam wise fore awhile. It's going to feel nice to be able to take a couple of days off.

At 11/19/08 08:35 AM, Corky52 wrote: I'll be honest that the post that Phantom made was the first witty or funny post that he has ever made when flaming somebody.

That is the internet equiv of saying: "No honey, you don't look fat in that...today." You must do great with women, now. <_<

and keep in mind I still have the most say in what you "do" or "not do" around here, Mr. sprite...

Hell guys, how is it going around here. I haven't been bothered enough to go here in a while so update me.

At 11/19/08 03:42 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Hell guys, how is it going around here. I haven't been bothered enough to go here in a while so update me.

nothing new for now. Some talk of changing the member list interface, but that will surely take some time. Other than that everything is pretty much the same.

At 11/19/08 03:58 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 11/19/08 03:42 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Hell guys, how is it going around here. I haven't been bothered enough to go here in a while so update me.

nothing new for now. Some talk of changing the member list interface, but that will surely take some time. Other than that everything is pretty much the same.

Any plans for contests soon? I enjoyed those.

At 11/19/08 04:03 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Any plans for contests soon? I enjoyed those.

Sadly no...NG stats have all become trivial now as they haven't been really changed in a long time... Of course if we do get a chance to do something original, we'd like that.

Alright, fellow NG defense men, my collab is finally getting there and with some amazing animators participating, such as Master-Samus, the animator of the infamous series Killing Spree!

I remember promising to give screenshots for you guys along the way. Also, if you check the thread you can see some amazing parts people are making. Back to the screenshots, I'm not going to show you something amazing straight away but here's a reasonably good one:

At 11/19/08 06:08 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: Alright, fellow NG defense men, my collab is finally getting there and with some amazing animators participating, such as Master-Samus, the animator of the infamous series Killing Spree!

I remember promising to give screenshots for you guys along the way. Also, if you check the thread you can see some amazing parts people are making. Back to the screenshots, I'm not going to show you something amazing straight away but here's a reasonably good one:

Sounds bloody awesome. We will sure be looking forward to it being submitted.

In other news:

I've been wondering for a bit now, do you think some artists would be willing to improve our process of accepting new members with an introduction flash, but one made with more humor to it than just text.

Personally I think it would be possible to find a good artist for a little bit of cash...While we're at it, we could renew the whole NGDD profile for new members as well.

What do you folks say? I was thinking about some light artwork to brighten up the NGDD profile, and a Flash made by someone who knows his way around it. the investment in it won't be just a couple cents on my side, but if a lot of you members agree, I'd enjoy this place getting some more positive exposure.

Meantime I'll work on the member list a little, update it a little and PM the other Dept. leaders to discuss a new method of keeping it.

At 11/19/08 06:33 PM, Phantom wrote: Sounds bloody awesome. We will sure be looking forward to it being submitted.

Thanks, dude!

I've been wondering for a bit now

What do you folks say?

I can surely brighten up the NGDD profile and probably can help with an advertisement Flash. I'll start working on some pictures to brighten up the NGDD profile today. Is there anybody else here who is decent at Flash

What do you guys think of this banner for the NGDD?

At 11/19/08 06:37 PM, ShortMonkey wrote:

At 11/19/08 06:33 PM, Phantom wrote: Sounds bloody awesome. We will sure be looking forward to it being submitted.

I agree, this looks pretty cool.

What do you folks say?

I can surely brighten up the NGDD profile and probably can help with an advertisement Flash. I'll start working on some pictures to brighten up the NGDD profile today. Is there anybody else here who is decent at Flash

I can throw in a hand. I know a little about Flash and can navigate some stuff around for you. I've been so... silent lately. I need something to do!

At 11/19/08 07:07 PM, RSQViper wrote: I can throw in a hand. I know a little about Flash and can navigate some stuff around for you. I've been so... silent lately. I need something to do!

Holy crap! I was just about to say "it's a shame RSQ doesn't come here anymore - he could've helped with this flash" and you just pop out of nowhere! Good to see ya back.

Anyway, when I've got a few things organised, I'll send you a PM of what Phantom and I have thought of. ;)

At 11/19/08 07:04 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: What do you guys think of this banner for the NGDD?

Pretty, but I don't want this done in five minutes. I want it to be invested in.
Visually I would like to see some more Newgrounds related features. being made a little more orange and a couple cartoons popping out in a smooth texture, stars and halos around a text is getting corny.
Think "NG poster+some text". I want it to focus around the website more than around us as a club.

At 11/19/08 07:07 PM, RSQViper wrote: I can throw in a hand. I know a little about Flash and can navigate some stuff around for you. I've been so... silent lately. I need something to do!

PM ShortMonkey and he'll update you on details.

At 11/19/08 07:14 PM, Phantom wrote: Think "NG poster+some text". I want it to focus around the website more than around us as a club.

I see what you mean. I'll make it the way you want it. Also, can you find the subliminal message in that banner?

At 11/19/08 07:18 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: I see what you mean. I'll make it the way you want it. Also, can you find the subliminal message in that banner?

Thanks, and do you mean the blinding and bright text on the top right corner commanding us to join? I love it.

I know this is quick, but just because I'm a quick worker doesn't mean my work isn't good. :P

Ok, what do you think of this: Banner

It has the NG background, the tank but just with sexier text. Comments? Anyone?

At 11/19/08 07:36 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: I know this is quick, but just because I'm a quick worker doesn't mean my work isn't good. :P
Ok, what do you think of this: Banner
It has the NG background, the tank but just with sexier text. Comments? Anyone?

I like it, as always, but I would prefer the text to be less..."in your face". Just freely use Newgrounds as a backdrop and add in the bottom left in normal fonts, "NGDD-Newgrounds Department of Defense" so it's more balanced.

At 11/19/08 07:36 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: I know this is quick, but just because I'm a quick worker doesn't mean my work isn't good. :P

Ok, what do you think of this: Banner

It has the NG background, the tank but just with sexier text. Comments? Anyone?

I actually really like it. I think it really stands out and shows that we have some good artists in the NGDD and that we mean business. I really like it, but thats my own opinion.

No that's okay but I don't post like that on purpose I do really try, but I'm useless at grammar. I just try to guess. I wish people would not be so harsh ,it makes me feel insecure when people keep mentioning it. I find it a struggle to get it right ,and try my hardest to make it easy to read. I put lol because I was finishing my post with a joke although, it made little sense I do try very hard.

Well is this stolen hes says he friend let him upload it?.

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  Cartoonero by Darkernest

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From here

http://neroxip.deviantart.com/art/cartoo nero-103384036

At 11/19/08 09:58 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: No that's okay but I don't post like that on purpose I do really try.

It's ok, relax man, I'm just trying to help here, don't get emotional, it's just spelling, but learning is always a good thing.

Anyway, the banner is still in works via PM and I think we're getting there.