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At 8/31/08 01:47 PM, shabbo wrote: the BBS department!

I'm sorry to say that until I can see a page of your posts, with as little one line posts as possible, obviously including this one, I'm afraid we cannot enlist you. Please improve your posts before applying again.

At 8/31/08 02:49 PM, Mrputter wrote: I'm sorry I mean the Portal Department.

While you are a worthy applicant indeed, I am slightly concerned over your garbage whistle and somewhat short posts. You don't need a lot of work done, but try to keep your posts a little longer and informative, around 10-15 of those now, and we'll enlist you into probation.

At 8/31/08 03:30 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 8/31/08 02:49 PM, Mrputter wrote: I'm sorry I mean the Portal Department.

While you are a worthy applicant indeed, I am slightly concerned over your garbage whistle and somewhat short posts. You don't need a lot of work done, but try to keep your posts a little longer and informative, around 10-15 of those now, and we'll enlist you into probation.

Okay, that's no problem, I'll try to get the whistle up a rank or two, and I understand what you mean about the short posts, and I'll start being a little more confident in the BBS from now on then.

Toodle-oo :).

At 8/31/08 08:23 AM, MrFinland wrote: So if anyone here would just happen to like playing Metal Gear Online and would be happy to match against or with a fellow NGDD member, I will gladly give you my game id, via PM system of course.

NG needs an emoticon with a bandana.

I would, but I lent my copy of MGS4 to a friend. But I don't care about that right now; no trophies, and I just got Warhawk.

What's your PSN?

Sorry i did not mean to insult anybody, yesterday with my comment. I now understand about the new account and all. Well i hope DarkSolider has a good birthday. My sound been playing up annoying. I think its okay to flag spam flashes alot i linked have, gone werid to see NEVR as review mod. I dont remember the last time someone ,was made a review mod. Just check out the portal.

At 8/31/08 09:09 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Just check out the portal.

Holy crap, that's a lot of Flashes! And the thing is, I don't even recognize many of those authors. There is a fake SS one on, displays the username of the person looking followed by "is a fucking Newgrounds faggot". I've seen one before use that little exploit... Wonder how it's done?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/45 7873

If you guys wanted the information for the NGDD, I'm almost positive I still have it saved on the computer, but if you all think I don't suit the role of Commander anymore...that's cool too. I've been going through some rough shit lately, and I think it's only fair to ask the opinion of everyone here where I deserve to hold my position or not.

Oh and by the way, it's absolutely NOT my fault the account got hacked. There were 4-5 people who knew the password and if they though it wasn't tough enough, then they should have changed it themselves. I simply left it easy because I didn't think it was so simple to hack and account on NG. Now I know and wouldn't make the same mistake again.

Like I said though, my inactivity may be inexcusable to some, but I figured between my father having leukemia and moving into college, I would have some space to myself outside of Newgrounds. Especially after all I've done for this place in the past. But I'm leaving the decision up to all of you whether or not I keep my position.

If I lose my position, I won't leave the NGDD, but I certainly wouldn't like to be demoted after the amount of effort I've put into it to changing it and making it a better place.

As for jew and Supra, keep in mind that I still owe you two prizes, I haven't forgotten. I'll be sending them as soon as I get a clear moment to spend my money. I recognized how hard you worked for those prizes, and plan on rewarding you.

Thanks everyone for your time to read this, and hopefully you will all understand where I am coming from.

At 8/31/08 11:52 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: If you guys wanted the information for the NGDD, I'm almost positive I still have it saved on the computer, but if you all think I don't suit the role of Commander anymore...that's cool too.

No, we still want you as commander (well, I think you should be) It's just that since Phantom has sole control over the account, he wanted to know how it was all done. But that's good that you backed everything up, which is what a good leader should do; be prepared.

Am I right, commander?

Hello NGDD members. I would just like to say I have just posted my analysis for the 5 day week period on the page before. I believe this is my seventh day of my probation test, I have improved to level 5 and became a portal guard, and I have accepted and did the requests I was told to do by a senior member. I just want to ask if the members of the NGDD if you at all think I can join, please tell me.

-Keep protecting New Grounds!

At 8/31/08 11:52 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Like I said though, my inactivity may be inexcusable to some, but I figured between my father having leukemia and moving into college, I would have some space to myself outside of Newgrounds. Especially after all I've done for this place in the past. But I'm leaving the decision up to all of you whether or not I keep my position.

Firstly...I'd like to say that moping about on the internet would not be beneficial. Anyone who knows anything about me will also know I went through my own fair share of shit through out time, including relative's cancer. However, shedding tears online, in Newgrounds was not my strong side.

Secondly, my biggest concern with you right now, is your emotional kindness, completely unsuited for the real world. You need to learn to toughen up a bit, and accept the fact that the assholes you considered as nice, were not, and were in fact, assholes.

At 8/31/08 08:29 PM, TheThing wrote: What's your PSN?

Currently using a fake one due to silly age restrictions, but I'll givbe it once I make a real one, with real info and stuff. My Game Id will be sent now, when you get MGS4 you can add me, if the thing about continental restrictions isn't true.

At 8/31/08 11:52 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: If you guys wanted the information for the NGDD, I'm almost positive I still have it saved on the computer, but if you all think I don't suit the role of Commander anymore...that's cool too. I've been going through some rough shit lately, and I think it's only fair to ask the opinion of everyone here where I deserve to hold my position or not.

I think you still deserve it, everybody needs some time away, especially with what's happening in your life.

Like I said though, my inactivity may be inexcusable to some, but I figured between my father having leukemia and moving into college, I would have some space to myself outside of Newgrounds. Especially after all I've done for this place in the past. But I'm leaving the decision up to all of you whether or not I keep my position.

If we're going to count votes, I vote you should keep your position, and it just waits for you to get back. I mean, we have enough high ranking people that the club won't fall apart without you.

As for jew and Supra, keep in mind that I still owe you two prizes, I haven't forgotten. I'll be sending them as soon as I get a clear moment to spend my money. I recognized how hard you worked for those prizes, and plan on rewarding you.

Haha, I still haven't forgotten either (free is free, you know?) but take your time. I'm in no rush to get it.

Thanks everyone for your time to read this, and hopefully you will all understand where I am coming from.

Indeed. good luck with college, and I hope your dad gets better.

I'd like to join on Audio Portal

At 9/1/08 04:16 PM, GnRfreek wrote: I'd like to join on Audio Portal

Read everything on this account and if you still want to, leave a comment on the member list and I'll see to it by tomorrow.

No your fine as you are no need to get a new, one AnalPenguinFarming your doing fine. Well LEUTENANT
i cant say or not your right ,im only a member your have to wait for a reply. Nice new level by the way when you get to 10, thats when you usually post in the WH/HT level up lounge. RRC i will try to stick with.

I would like to join the Portal Department, I have well over 100b/p, a Bronze Whistle and my reviews are excellent if you'd care to take a look. Waiting for a response.
~Shadow~

Thank you members of NGDD. I will be a great portal guard! My next report on the flash portal will be here on 9/6/08!

At 9/1/08 10:01 PM, Shadow-1409 wrote: I would like to join the Portal Department, I have well over 100b/p, a Bronze Whistle and my reviews are excellent if you'd care to take a look. Waiting for a response.
~Shadow~

Despite that, this club is located on the BBS, and until your posts improve somewhat, to at least no longer be one line ( or as I usually see, 2 words) posts, then we cannot accept that application yet. Please try to make all posts more informative and actually good, even if that means you back away from certain topics.

At 9/2/08 12:14 AM, LEUTENANT wrote: Thank you members of NGDD. I will be a great portal guard! My next report on the flash portal will be here on 9/6/08!

Reminder, we don't like one line posts unless they mean something, and this, really doesn't mean a damn thing...

So did you have a good birthday DarkSolider?, i did not here from you on the forum. I dont know what im doing as it comes, to reviewing audios i seem to be having writers block. I cant concentrate which is annoying i like doing reviews ,but maybe it more a chore then pleasure in regards to audio. Im hopeless and sadly time has not helped me. Any idea how to be better doing audio/, my weakest part movies are okay.

ok i made some of my posts better.
But I dont know how much more i need to improve, anyway are they any better?

At 9/2/08 11:42 PM, shabbo wrote: ok i made some of my posts better.
But I dont know how much more i need to improve, anyway are they any better?

They're not really all that much better. I'll give you a few tips, and anyone else here can feel free to use them:

1. Get Mozilla Firefox - Considered one of the best browsers in the game, it has a built in spell checker, so asdf gets a red line, and Firefox guesses (very poorly, but it tries, and sometimes gets it right) what the word should be. Plus, it is customizable with themes and applications to make it look and act all fancy. Here's the link. It's Firefox 3, which is the newest edition, but it has the fewer extensions to it.

2. Say as little as possible in as many words as possible - having a long post makes you look smarter, and makes it seem like you know what you're talking about. Even if you don't, people will read your post and think your 23.7% than some one who may be right, but has a 10 word post. I look through your recent post history, and see pretty much all one liners, or posts that should be 1 line. Now if you were to expound on your thoughts, they would look and sound better.

3. If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything - I'm using the old phrase because it kind of fits, minus the "nice". Don't worry about post count; it'll come. Posting just to get a +1 doesn't make sense. Newgrounds may be very stat oriented, but when it's all said and done, it doesn't really matter. So if you have nothing funny or relevant to say, don't say anything.

4. Avoid /g/ - General is becoming the new 4chan /b/, as in it sucks. It's filled with bad topics and spam, along with people who think they're funny. Granted, you can get a decent topic out of General, but it's one in a million, literally. So join a club/crew, become more politically active, learn flash, play a video game; those sections may be slower and have more specific topics that you know little about, but generally you'll have better posts, and that's what counts.

That's about all I can think of, if anyone wants to hop in and add something I forgot, feel free.

ill join as part of the NGDDBBS department (big acronym lol)

anyway i'll post a quiz in a few minutes (15 questions, random topics) if i am accepted

At 8/31/08 12:37 PM, Phantom wrote:

This account wasn't that fun to have anyways, here's the password: sugartits126

126...that reminds me of a certain user name. Oh well, fuck off, pubescent assclown

And I'm completely retarded enough to put it as something that would relate to me. You see, If I wanted to steal and account, Gu-rrilla, I'd change it to complete gibberish, making sure you'd never get it back.

I actually went onto PalTalk to try to get the account, PM APF, etc. Wade didn't give a fuck, surprise!

At 8/29/08 10:15 PM, DoDBot wrote: NeonFlame126 - this ball sucker will only be described in the NGDD records, as the load, his mother should have swallowed.

This is why I love you guys. <<<<<<333333

At 9/3/08 05:47 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: This is why I love you guys. <<<<<<333333

Didn't we kick you out already? I mean, I'd love to do it again, but I think it would be too much fun. so before this turn into another flame war which you'll sorely lose at; just once in a life time, make the smart choice and get the fuck out. You can count me to be your most hated person in the whole world, if you annoy me again, by posting in a club, that we already kicked you out of.

So.

Get out. Before I feel like getting work friends to track your IP and make you seem even more like a faggot than you already are.

As you can see by my funky new sig, i changed it do you like it?. I cant do fancy ones so this ,will have to do for now. I wanted to have the clubs im part of, so EGB and NGDD. I noticed alot of people had one ,so i though i have one as well. I finally quit the RRC i got bored with doing 100% ,i did not really like doing audios. I do think it helped me improve my reviewing skills, and i got beter with grammer and spelling, so i will miss that. What the point being in a club ,if you dont enjoy it. I noticed Uzi Union were spamming with some crappy flash. Funny they never won any awards, so its not like there abusing the portal. Although there a bit crap fancy intro and spam, you can tell with spam groups. TOTW by the same person.

At 9/3/08 05:47 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: Gu-rrilla,

lolwut?

At 9/3/08 09:59 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I cant do fancy ones so this ,will have to do for now.

You could always go to the Newgrounds Sig Makers (too lazy to provide link; they're usually in the top 10 clubs/crews) and ask for a custom one. As long as you follow the guidelines on the front page, they'll make a nice sig for you.

I do think it helped me improve my reviewing skills, and i got beter with grammer and spelling, so i will miss that.

I'm sure that it'll stick with you, if you do any more reviews. But I'm not so sure on how much it improved your grammar and spelling, unless you were completely retard before. No offense, but your current spelling and grammar isn't that good, unless you don't care that much when around the forums.

What the point being in a club ,if you dont enjoy it. I noticed Uzi Union were spamming with some crappy flash. Funny they never won any awards, so its not like there abusing the portal. Although there a bit crap fancy intro and spam, you can tell with spam groups. TOTW by the same person.

Yeah, I remember the Uzis; they were just slightly below the Locks for the 3rd spot in NG clubs. I guess, like the Kitty Krew, once their creative talent dried up, they resorted to spam.

Speaking of which, has anyone seen the amount of spam the Legion of Doom is popping out? For a while there I couldn't go into the portal without an [LoD] sitting in there, staring at me with it's evil eyes. I'd shoot it, but the amount of shielding faggots put up around it stops my bullet

At 9/3/08 09:21 PM, Phantom wrote: Didn't we kick you out already?

No, you didn't.

I mean, I'd love to do it again,

How do what you've never done again?

but I think it would be too much fun

How the hell would you know?

so before this turn into another flame war which you'll sorely lose at;

Like the one where you admitted you don't understand simple logic? I'm pretty sure get the hell out you 12 year old cocksucker isn't winning an argument.

just once in a life time, make the smart choice

hahahhahaaahaha...oh goodnes, you're serious.

and get the fuck out.

But you make this too much fun :-*

You can count me to be your most hated person in the whole world

OH SHIT I HAD NO IDEA THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP.

if you annoy me again, by posting in a club, that we already kicked you out of.

Wrong again, you should kick that habit.

So.

.oS

Get out.

I was going to anyway. :-*.

Before I feel like getting work friends to track your IP

I'm pretty sure that's Illegal.

you seem even more like a faggot than you already are.

What you said.

At 9/3/08 01:21 AM, TheThing wrote: 4. Avoid /g/

That's an absolute GREAT way to help NG, keep all the funny, smart, and overall intelligent users out of the place that needs them most. Thus, effectively making spiral even more downward and turning it into a giant steaming pile of shit. Good show.

At 9/3/08 10:18 PM, NotGu-rrilla wrote:

At 9/3/08 05:47 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: Gu-rrilla,

lolwut?

You know exactly what I mean, you DID know the password. Not saying you stole it, but....

<3

At 8/31/08 12:04 PM, NGDD wrote:

At 8/31/08 04:35 AM, Phantom wrote: Or you'll do what all douches do because they know nothing else, you'll rave on in a stupid stream of insults directed at me, for no real reason and therefor, fail.

*therefore.

This account wasn't that fun to have anyways, here's the password: sugartits126

I'm not aware this account belongs to Mel Gibson

Mel, can I have your autograph? No swastitka please...

At 9/4/08 06:03 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote:

At 9/3/08 01:21 AM, TheThing wrote: 4. Avoid /g/

That's an absolute GREAT way to help NG, keep all the funny, smart, and overall intelligent users out of the place that needs them most. Thus, effectively making spiral even more downward and turning it into a giant steaming pile of shit. Good show.

Thank you. Because directing an inexperienced member who has little to no idea how to make a decent post away from General is a bad idea. I mean, you're right; we should send every little faggot that 741K5 1N 1337 4ND 411 C4P17415 to General to make asinine topics.

At 9/4/08 06:26 PM, TheThing wrote:

At 9/4/08 06:03 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote:

At 9/3/08 01:21 AM, TheThing wrote: 4. Avoid /g/

That's an absolute GREAT way to help NG, keep all the funny, smart, and overall intelligent users out of the place that needs them most. Thus, effectively making spiral even more downward and turning it into a giant steaming pile of shit. Good show.

Thank you. Because directing an inexperienced member who has little to no idea how to make a decent post away from General is a bad idea. I mean, you're right; we should send every little faggot that 741K5 1N 1337 4ND 411 C4P17415 to General to make asinine topics.

Send the idiots to General, however I personally go there from time to time as well. Whether or not to go there, just like whether or not to go to 4chan /b/ or any other web page that people have opposing feelings about, should be an individual decision. If you want to avoid General like the pile of AIDS a lot of 12-year-old dumbasses seem to be making it, that's no skin off my back, however it really isn't hurting anyone here if someone like me goes into General and posts there, as well as he can, and at least adds something to the crap. The average poster in General doesn't belong here in the NGDD, of course, but the broader field of discussion in that part of the BBS appeals to certain people, myself included, from time to time.