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At 8/12/08 10:17 PM, Corky52 wrote: What about someone like me who has no flash talent whatsoever and yet at the same time wants to contribute something to newgrounds?

Your live-action submissions are funny to watch.

I don't know why anyone would bad-mouth it.

And if the portal were only kept to flashes, what would happen to all the claymations?

Well, that's my opinion.

It's good seeing you guys again. <<3

At 8/11/08 11:26 PM, Corky52 wrote:

No, he isn't asking how to get his whistle level up. He is talking about the rule that if he wants to join the club he either needs a silver whistle or 30 reviews and since he has 30 reviews then he should be allowed to join the club.

That would actually depend on what Dept. one was joining though, unless the rules have changed during my absence some time ago... :/

At 8/12/08 10:22 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote: It's good seeing you guys again. <<3

I wish I could say the same. Seeing that post first thing in the morning, not my best option...This is an apprehensive* "get out" before I have a reason to repeat that to you for real.

Save your opinions to a club that accepts you.

*while you may not understand those big words, just follow them, alright? kthxbai.

At 8/13/08 12:58 AM, Phantom wrote: *while you may not understand those big words, just follow them, alright? kthxbai.

Yea yea yeah, go fuck yourself.

See you guys later! :D

Rofl... why such hatred for one another?

I really am not getting if this is all a joke or not... :/

This is a nice little debate that I would like to involve myself in. There's a difference between a video that "should be" on Youtube, and a video that is ok for Newgrounds. We all know of the fabled Numa-Numa Dance, yes? Well Numa Numa (as retarded as it may have been) landed this guy a huge amount of fame, good and bad. The fact of the matter is more good fame came out of it than bad. It all started on Newgrounds.

Some video flashes DON'T belong on Newgrounds, such as "Let's Have a Party!" or anything by that little kid who danced to Freezepop and made the front page for it.

Does the fact that Corky is a respected user have anything to do with his respected scores on his flashes? Maybe, maybe not. We'll probably never know, but what I DO know is that it does take time to do any kind of work that gets the scores he's gotten, and I DO believe his flashes belong on Newgrounds, whether I'm a fan of them or not. Nowadays "flash" submissions are considered more that anything made in the Flash programs.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but I believe in this case that there is no better place to get recognition (good and bad) for a submission other than Newgrounds. Youtube is honestly full of assholes, whereas here you can get better advice and the abuse can be deleted.

I'm willing to continue this argument. Peace.

At 8/13/08 02:26 AM, Lotus wrote: Rofl... why such hatred for one another?
I really am not getting if this is all a joke or not... :/

It's not. Mr. stuffs his shirt, should just stay out like we told him to a while ago. But seeing as mods aren't going to do anything, I'm about to flame him into a new round of hell.

At 8/13/08 05:09 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: whereas here you can get better advice.

you clearly don't go to the general section that often..

At 8/13/08 01:03 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote: Yea yea yeah, go fuck yourself.

Here ladies and gentlemen, we have the vocabulary of the typical virgin and/or fake jock. In his natural environment, he communicates mainly by grunting and his high tech cellphone's text messages, while listening to MTV featured songs on it.

This creature lacks confidence, and there for chooses to harass other animals in the wild, and sometimes breaks free into urban terrain. Because the gurrilla is not a protected species, a branch to the idiot classification of mammals; humans are free to hunt it and are encouraged to, in order to preserve natural population.

In the off chance such a gurrilla discovers the wireless form of communication we know as the "Internet", please avoid this beast, as his control over his words is minimal and his brain is located...nowhere. Research has yet to show how such large and lazy creatures have survived for so many years, however the wide spread assumption is that a turtle fucked a hippo.

the gurrilla is also easy to taunt, such a reference proving it as an animal will enrage him into "spamming" the place or person who did it", thus only showing once more how predictable it is and how mentally handicapped.

Now, we must release the animal back to the wild, where it may feed on its own feces and carry on pretending it is socially acceptable.

Here ends our research's presentation for today. If you have been offended by this post, please direct all complaints up your asses.

Oh, hey!
I curiously followed this link, from Night Mare's sig, and found this.
I'm interested.

I can't really decide if I want to be a Flash member, or a BBS member. I dunno, read my reviews and posts, you should find the amount you need. Or, if you could read some of my reviews and BBS posts, and find out which is better, that would be absolutely awesome. But you don't have to of course.

I do have a couple questions though... I kinda read the first post, but i'm still a bit confused... if you could clear these up, that would be great;

1. What are my duties for a;
-Flash guy
-BBS guy

and
2. How often do I carry out these duties? Coz when i'm on, everyone else is usually off due to me being in Australia.

If you could answer these, that would be great. Thanks.

At 8/13/08 07:08 AM, xTOXICxEMPIRE wrote: Stuff.

This should explain anything and everything you wanted to know about this club, just make sure to read all the news items. Regarding what you think you should choose, I think you'd do better in BBS than in Flash (Unless you meant portal in which case, it's the same result) at this point and time, you can ask for a transfer if later on you think you don't like it anymore, or not enough. If you still want to join after knowing this. Then you're on probation for ten days, we will be watching your every Newgrounds related move to make our decision.

I reckon that this is almost definitely stolen from here.

Author has no previous submissions, does not credit the original site, and the author comments look dodgy. What do you guys think?

At 8/13/08 06:56 AM, Phantom wrote: If you have been offended by this post, please direct all complaints up your asses.

**shoves up ass**

Ah crap, I think it's stuck!

I agree with you about the flash being live does not matter, i mean you can see Corky52 puts alot of effort into his. The recent one Beneath The Sheets is hilarious as well, as Hay Wars a great Star Wars spoof. The user you mean is Viewtiful-Chris who submisons are bad. Gem well thats bad.

Hey all, I just wanted to let you know that your Commander has returned and will be here with you for as long as he possibly can. I know you all are very excited, so please don't all cheer too loud. Phantom is trying to sleep.

At 8/14/08 11:23 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Hey all, I just wanted to let you know that your Commander has returned and will be here with you for as long as he possibly can. I know you all are very excited, so please don't all cheer too loud. Phantom is trying to sleep.

Hello there sir what a lovely surpise its great your back. I hope you can manage Phantom done a good job though.

At 8/14/08 11:23 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Hey all, I just wanted to let you know that your Commander has returned and will be here with you for as long as he possibly can. I know you all are very excited, so please don't all cheer too loud. Phantom is trying to sleep.

So I guess that means you don't need me to deposit for you anymore. I'm happy your back though. Can you give us any details on what is going on with your father?

At 8/14/08 11:41 AM, Corky52 wrote: So I guess that means you don't need me to deposit for you anymore. I'm happy your back though. Can you give us any details on what is going on with your father?

Nah I don't need you to deposit anymore. And now I'll be working my way up to the next B/P rank, slowly but surely I'll make it eventually.

We still don't quite know what's going on with him, but I assume soon enough we'll find out in full whats happening. I'll keep you all updated.

At 8/14/08 11:23 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Hey all, I just wanted to let you know that your Commander has returned and will be here with you for as long as he possibly can. I know you all are very excited, so please don't all cheer too loud. Phantom is trying to sleep.

I'm up, you Anal marine animal distributor...I slept all day long for a good 8 hours, and soon I'm off to work.

At 8/14/08 11:28 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: I hope you can manage Phantom done a good job though.

Kissing my ass won't get you anywhere.

In such small portions.

Hey guys,

I would like to apply to the BBS division.

At 8/14/08 07:57 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote: Hey guys,

I would like to apply to the BBS division.

You look qualified enough, but you have some one liners. Other than that I'd think you'll make it.

At 8/14/08 08:00 PM, jew193 wrote:

At 8/14/08 07:57 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote: Hey guys,

I would like to apply to the BBS division.

You look qualified enough, but you have some one liners.

Doesn't everybody have just some. Looking through your posts you have a tad.

At 8/14/08 08:09 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote: Doesn't everybody have just some. Looking through your posts you have a tad.

That may be true. But. I'm already part of the club. And I'm not saying you shouldn't be accepted into the club, I'm just trying to help you get in.

not a one liner

At 8/14/08 08:10 PM, jew193 wrote:
That may be true. But. I'm already part of the club. And I'm not saying you shouldn't be accepted into the club, I'm just trying to help you get in.

Already in the club? You're kidding me? You proved to me you that you were good enough during your probation and didn't i tell you to keep doing what you were doing and doing it better? Now, I'm not saying one liners are bad but the habit is bad and the NGDD has a strict policy on that. As the BBS Department Leader and NGDD General I keep records of everyone's posts in the NGDD. I happen to keep a lot of notes on users. When it comes to one liners I tend to judge the one liner and see if you could of added something to it to make it longer. We don't want to look like The General Forum where without the mods would be a zoo. We're The NGDD and our name is what represents us. Being part of the NGDD means nothing unless you show your worthiness 24/7. In fact, not showing your worthiness happens to give the NGDD a bad name a long with the BBS Department.

Jew193, you want to improve your posting to be a great member of NG's and be a great representative of The NGDD BBS Department! I'm not saying your posting is bad but you have to judge your posts on your own all the time unless you want to get banned which you know would make me very happy :\

At 8/14/08 07:57 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote:

Hey guys,

I would like to apply to the BBS division.

Seems you have already tried to apply on page 408 of the NGDD. I do believe you were accepted because i remember you being on the member list. You were taken off the member list due to inactivity and now you're requesting to join again yet I have no way to know if you will be active.... hmm... care to fill that blank for me?

---Thanks, John---

Seems you have already tried to apply on page 408 of the NGDD. I do believe you were accepted because i remember you being on the member list. You were taken off the member list due to inactivity and now you're requesting to join again yet I have no way to know if you will be active.... hmm... care to fill that blank for me?

---Thanks, John---

Yes, it is true I was inactive. But if you look a few more pages I post that I had to go up north to be with my grandpa. Who is dying of cancer. So I took a leave of absence.

Now, with things somewhat sorted out I'm simply starting fresh and applying once more.

At 8/14/08 09:17 PM, X-TERRORIST-X wrote: But if you look a few more pages I post that I had to go up north to be with my grandpa. Who is dying of cancer. So I took a leave of absence.

More specifically here.

Damn, everyone is coming back in time for Clock Day. I'm just waiting for my mom to fall asleep before I start watching some flash, since I don't want to let her know I'm up late. I'm thinking in the next 30-45 minutes, although it could be in an 1.5 hours.

Either way, I'm staying up and getting some points before I'm completely fuck on points the rest of the afternoon.

I-I-I-Is it true? Has the white knight APF come back and slain Phantom? Has he provided me with a reason to like this place again? Oh, Joy!

You guys just gained + 20,000 cool points.

At 8/15/08 01:18 AM, NeonFlame126 wrote: I-I-I-Is it true? Has the white knight APF come back and slain Phantom? Has he provided me with a reason to like this place again? Oh, Joy!

Cock joke.

APF may be back, but I'm positive he supports every decision I choose to make. and my current one, is that you should just for your own good stay out. Or I'll have to go into a huge flame and you'll commit suicide.

At 8/15/08 02:27 AM, Phantom wrote: Cock joke.

Originality

APF may be back, but I'm positive he supports every decision I choose to make. and my current one, is that you should just for your own good stay out.

And I love how I do the exact same thing as Jew just did, but you don't attack him at all. Love the consistency. Top notch.

Or I'll have to go into a huge flame

Only if it's Neon.

and you'll commit suicide.

Sounds familiar....

I'll do what I can before leaving, it's pretty much one of the few days portal spamming are legal but I still won't recommend it unless...

At 8/15/08 06:55 AM, NeonFlame126 wrote: Originality

I bet your father must really hate himself for not wearing that extra condom, doesn't he...

And I love how I do the exact same thing as Jew just did, but you don't attack him at all. Love the consistency. Top notch.

What the fuck are you on about, are you actively seeking for some sort socialism in Newgrounds, where everyone is treats equally? Because if you are, fucking stupid.

Only if it's Neon.

No, Neon is gay. Oh wait, snap.

Sounds familiar....

I could name many things you'd be familiar with:
Tiny penises
Self Loathing
Virginity
Acne
repressed homosexuality.

Those all have your name on them.