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Newground's Department of defense.

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-02 20:22:39


At 9/2/07 04:40 AM, Phantom wrote: Bigger rule here- No one says who can or cannot join before I do or Wylo gives him/her that authority in writing.

Sorry Phantom, I'm not sure I ever showed you that Wylo gave me that authority...I can't exactly get it in handwriting lol but he'res a screen shot of a private message convo that I hope will do:

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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-03 00:33:27


At 9/2/07 08:22 PM, Cole wrote: Sorry Phantom, I'm not sure I ever showed you that Wylo gave me that authority...I can't exactly get it in handwriting lol but he'res a screen shot of a private message convo that I hope will do:

Yeah I guess you can do it but just don't be mean to people, that's my motto, besides even I'm not mean to everyone, just people that aren't serious about joining.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-03 01:14:05


i wish to join this club . . yes i am rather new but i learn fast


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-03 01:14:10


To get this topic moving, I saw Halloween the other night. I haven't seen the original, but one of my friends that I went with did. He said it was similar, but not entirely. He also said that there was more back story than the original, which there was.

In my opinion, it was really good, especially for today's horror movies. But there wasn't enough slasher in it; there was a lot of why Micheal was like the way he is before any real killing is done. It also just seemed more like a porno towards the end; too much sex, although I'm not complaining. But it was interesting to see how he killed people; it just wasn't some stab-you-in-the-face-and-move-on movie; Micheal Myers actually killed his victims differently. If you see it, see if you can pick up on how he kills men, women and the people he's close to.

Also, the best line I've ever heard was in the beginning; the mom and dad (who's leg, arm, and finger is in a cast) are arguing during breakfast. The dad says "I'll crawl over there and skull fuck you, bitch!"

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-03 01:56:02


At 9/3/07 01:14 AM, Merlin4500 wrote: i wish to join this club . . yes i am rather new but i learn fast

Unfortunately, we cannot accept your request at this time. As you have only one other post and no other flash or audio, and have only been on the site for one day, I suggest you become used to the site and post frequently and intelligently. If you do so, within 2 months time you may very well be allowed to join our ranks!

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-03 02:22:34


Can i join? As i read from the first post i'm very active in the Flash portal,i sometimes write reviews(always detailed),helpful in the Wi/Hi,and starting to send more abusive reviews to rages gift. Plus if it counts i'm already a member of the EGB's and vote fairly.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-03 03:12:31


see you in november


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-03 17:15:59


At 9/3/07 02:22 AM, craigalan wrote: Can i join? As i read from the first post i'm very active in the Flash portal,i sometimes write reviews(always detailed),helpful in the Wi/Hi,and starting to send more abusive reviews to rages gift. Plus if it counts i'm already a member of the EGB's and vote fairly.

Wow sir, I am impressed! Your credentials are simply incredible! I see that you're kind of on the line as to which department to join. While your posts are excellent, I'd like to see you in the portal department because you are of such a high rank and have the gold whistle. Its nice to see a new recruit that can actually join! Your 2-week probation starts today. Welcome in!

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-03 20:20:23


At 9/3/07 05:15 PM, Cole wrote:
At 9/3/07 02:22 AM, craigalan wrote:
Wow sir, I am impressed! Your credentials are simply incredible! I see that you're kind of on the line as to which department to join. While your posts are excellent, I'd like to see you in the portal department because you are of such a high rank and have the gold whistle. Its nice to see a new recruit that can actually join! Your 2-week probation starts today. Welcome in!

Thank you very much i probably wont be too active until the night because my computer overheats because it's nearly 100 degrees in my house. I'll gladly join the portal department. I'm very excited to join this crew i'll try my best to be active in the portal. I'll also be an active helper answering peoples questions and supplying abusive links.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-04 00:22:18


At 9/3/07 08:20 PM, craigalan wrote: Thank you very much i probably wont be too active until the night because my computer overheats because it's nearly 100 degrees in my house. I'll gladly join the portal department. I'm very excited to join this crew i'll try my best to be active in the portal. I'll also be an active helper answering peoples questions and supplying abusive links.

Congrats on joining. It is about that time of the month again and there will be a competition. A quiz I think. I like them.

Because it is a quiz and people will post at different times I will ask (as usual) for the answers to be posted BY PM to me. I will not tolerate a copy paste attitude with the last person to post having al the crect answers stolen off those before.
I am a English teacher in China, I know how this shit works :P
I am trying to get together 50 questions mostly about NG or internet related. Nothing too specialized.

and Phantom I *would* dare

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-04 00:36:47


At 9/4/07 12:22 AM, deslona wrote:
At 9/3/07 08:20 PM, craigalan wrote:
Congrats on joining. It is about that time of the month again and there will be a competition. A quiz I think. I like them.

Sounds very interesting and thank you.

Because it is a quiz and people will post at different times I will ask (as usual) for the answers to be posted BY PM to me. I will not tolerate a copy paste attitude with the last person to post having al the crect answers stolen off those before.
I am a English teacher in China, I know how this shit works :P
I am trying to get together 50 questions mostly about NG or internet related. Nothing too specialized.

Eh i'd proably lose i'm far too new to be able to get stuff like that correct. I'm curious from the first post it said you could get stuff or get points for other ranks. Where's a list of needed points for other ranks? I'm pretty interested in the B/p competitions i saw the clock day one but where are other examples of them?


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-04 00:54:19


Hey, I'd like to join. I'm fairly active in the portal. I write reviews wen I get the chance, but I mainly post and B/P. I have some flash, but not many of them are impressive enough to be considered really good. Anyway, I hope you guys accept my request. I'll be waiting!


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-04 01:39:52


At 9/4/07 12:54 AM, Andrea364 wrote: Hey, I'd like to join. I'm fairly active in the portal. I write reviews wen I get the chance, but I mainly post and B/P. I have some flash, but not many of them are impressive enough to be considered really good. Anyway, I hope you guys accept my request. I'll be waiting!

Oh. My. God. Andrea364. Of course you can join! I'd like to suggest portal department for you also. Wow, another great user! By the way, you may be my higher-up in the NGPD, but I'm your superior her lol. I'm simply amazed, 2 new overqualified members in such a short period of time!

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-04 01:44:43


At 9/4/07 12:22 AM, deslona wrote: Because it is a quiz and people will post at different times I will ask (as usual) for the answers to be posted BY PM to me. I will not tolerate a copy paste attitude with the last person to post having al the crect answers stolen off those before.

If i remember right, that was the first competition on the new NGDD! I remember when the competition started (4 days long), I got a 3 day ban. In the last hours of the last night, I won the whole thing. It was really fun and I hope that you can pull it off as well as Dave did! But I suppose Dave DID get Rabid-Echidna demodded by using his account in that competition...

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-04 01:47:07


At 9/4/07 12:45 AM, ShortMonkey wrote: Congratulations, craigalan, on joining the NGDD. I'll introduce myself. I am in charge of the Flash Department. Contained here is everything you need to know on the Department of Defense. So look there before asking questions. Hope you have fun here! ;-)

Thank you very much for the link i learned everything and created an account. I'm gonna go post abusive links have a good day. I'll start reviewing again and getting more B/p's fairly of course.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-04 05:00:43


At 9/4/07 12:54 AM, Andrea364 wrote: Hey, I'd like to join. I'm fairly active in the portal. I write reviews wen I get the chance, but I mainly post and B/P. I have some flash, but not many of them are impressive enough to be considered really good. Anyway, I hope you guys accept my request. I'll be waiting!

I have been lurking in the EGB for awhile, I have been tossing up when to join or not. I am surprised you haven't come here sooner to be honest. You will be a great addition here. I guess what I am saying is "why now"?

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-04 10:15:11


At 9/4/07 12:22 AM, deslona wrote:
and Phantom I *would* dare

Dare what?

Anyway I see have two great new members and at least one I know well enough to like having her here, as long as SHE doesn't cause any problems and knows who is in charge and who has what authority in here (yes I know about the NGPD HQ incident). Anyway, welcome aboard everyone, if you need anything, I'm here to tell you bugger off (or to help, whichever comes first).


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-04 12:35:10


At 9/3/07 01:14 AM, TheThing wrote: To get this topic moving, I saw Halloween the other night. I haven't seen the original, but one of my friends that I went with did. He said it was similar, but not entirely. He also said that there was more back story than the original, which there was.

Well, wasn't this one not so much a remake as it was a backstory to the original Halloween? That's how I took the commercials anyway.

In my opinion, it was really good, especially for today's horror movies. But there wasn't enough slasher in it; there was a lot of why Micheal was like the way he is before any real killing is done. It also just seemed more like a porno towards the end; too much sex, although I'm not complaining. But it was interesting to see how he killed people; it just wasn't some stab-you-in-the-face-and-move-on movie; Micheal Myers actually killed his victims differently. If you see it, see if you can pick up on how he kills men, women and the people he's close to.

So it was good, huh? I don't know about thi smovie, still. I mean, it's Rob Zombie, dude and his movies suck the big one. All of them do. I am surprised on the lack of killing, though. I would have imagined a lot.

Also, the best line I've ever heard was in the beginning; the mom and dad (who's leg, arm, and finger is in a cast) are arguing during breakfast. The dad says "I'll crawl over there and skull fuck you, bitch!"

Ah, yeah. That sounds like a Rob Zombie line to me.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-04 14:54:09


New members? Bah. I just hope I remember them while I still work on getting the memberlist straightened out for the new month. Hopefully, I can get a lot done tonight as school starts tomorrow here in the next layer of hell (NJ).


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-04 18:11:34


At 9/4/07 02:54 PM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote: New members? Bah. I just hope I remember them while I still work on getting the memberlist straightened out for the new month. Hopefully, I can get a lot done tonight as school starts tomorrow here in the next layer of hell (NJ).

Lol today was my first day it was pretty fun...I'm taking a computer drawing & graphics class that uses CorelDraw (newest edition) so that should be interesting.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-04 20:16:14


At 9/4/07 12:35 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 9/3/07 01:14 AM, TheThing wrote:
Well, wasn't this one not so much a remake as it was a backstory to the original Halloween? That's how I took the commercials anyway.

Yeah, but it seemed like it took out a lot of the slasher part of the movie to add some stuff where Micheal was in the psychiatric prison. When he was a kid was good, and when he was looking for his little sister was good, but the part in between sucked some serious ass.

So it was good, huh? I don't know about thi smovie, still. I mean, it's Rob Zombie, dude and his movies suck the big one. All of them do. I am surprised on the lack of killing, though. I would have imagined a lot.

I'm not a big horror fan, so I don't know too many Rob Zombie films, but to my knowledge this one didn't suck. There was a lot of killing, but the massacre he created when he was a kid was interrupted for about 30 minutes or so and the slasher part of the movie was 45-60 minutes at most.

Also, the best line I've ever heard was in the beginning; the mom and dad (who's leg, arm, and finger is in a cast) are arguing during breakfast. The dad says "I'll crawl over there and skull fuck you, bitch!"
Ah, yeah. That sounds like a Rob Zombie line to me.

I'm not a big Zombie fan, so I don't know if it would be or not. But was sure as hell funny.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-04 23:05:47


At 9/4/07 01:01 AM, ShortMonkey wrote: Here are the department summaries. And here is all the club information. Choose a department and wait for Phantom, or the user in charge of the department to allow you in (or reject if they are extremely strict).

I had a foot ball game to go to tonight, and since I'm with the band, I have to go. I just got back. All right, I've read all of the summaries and information. I think I'll go with the flash department, since I plan on submitting every now and then. Well, I'm waiting.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-05 01:15:12


It seems like a lot more people are crossing over from the EGB now, even if they don't join the portal department. I'm glad to be able to see some familiar faces every where I go.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-05 02:24:51


At 9/5/07 01:15 AM, TheThing wrote: It seems like a lot more people are crossing over from the EGB now, even if they don't join the portal department. I'm glad to be able to see some familiar faces every where I go.

Well good to see that too. I to joined the portal department are you in it too?


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-05 03:49:55


At 9/5/07 02:24 AM, craigalan wrote:
At 9/5/07 01:15 AM, TheThing wrote: It seems like a lot more people are crossing over from the EGB now, even if they don't join the portal department. I'm glad to be able to see some familiar faces every where I go.
Well good to see that too. I to joined the portal department are you in it too?

Nah, BBS. I joined that up back when I averaged 2-3 B/P points a day. Also, I have a better chance to move up the chain of command if I stay with the BBS.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-05 10:15:17


At 9/5/07 09:52 AM, MrFinland wrote: Damn it with you people who have just started school. This is my third week already! Though not that bad we can use the computer room whenever we want to.

Meh, I've been going for a week and I hate already, it's like hell on earth and there is no good side. On the bright side there will be teacher strikes soon so all will be fine.


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Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-05 17:52:11


At 9/5/07 01:15 AM, TheThing wrote: It seems like a lot more people are crossing over from the EGB now, even if they don't join the portal department. I'm glad to be able to see some familiar faces every where I go.

We are everywhere now! Muhahahahaha!!!

But, yes, it's nice to see us from place to place. Familiar faces everywhere.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-05 19:33:47


At 9/5/07 05:52 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 9/5/07 01:15 AM, TheThing wrote: It seems like a lot more people are crossing over from the EGB now, even if they don't join the portal department. I'm glad to be able to see some familiar faces every where I go.
We are everywhere now! Muhahahahaha!!!

But, yes, it's nice to see us from place to place. Familiar faces everywhere.

All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faceees lol. Ah thats a great song...also a great commercial. Has anyone ever heard the techno remix? It's actually pretty awesome lol

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-05 19:39:51


At 9/5/07 10:15 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 9/5/07 09:52 AM, MrFinland wrote: Damn it with you people who have just started school. This is my third week already! Though not that bad we can use the computer room whenever we want to.
Meh, I've been going for a week and I hate already, it's like hell on earth and there is no good side. On the bright side there will be teacher strikes soon so all will be fine.

Damn you. 3 years ago, my school had a teachers strike. It lasted a year and half. But I didn't miss any time. At all. I guess in the end it was good; instead of not having school in the beginning of the year, I didn't have school at the end.

Response to Newground's Department of defense. 2007-09-05 21:47:45


At 9/4/07 11:08 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: Sure thing - you're in! Hybrid-of-Souls will update the member list when he has the chance. Welcome to the NGDD!

Glad to see another member for the Flash Dept.

Well, I may not have een happy a few minutes ago, but I'm happy now! I kinda feel like dancing to tell the truth, heheh. I'll be engrossed in Flash 8 for a while, so see ya later! I'll try to stay active!


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