Gather around good townsfolk! There hath been talk of foul devil arts being practiced in this very forum village! Verily, many of thine inhabitants are e-witches. This scourge must be promptly smited, or we shalt all feel the wrath of the e-pocalypse.
There are many methods that thou can use to figure out if someone is an e-witch. First off, if they speak often of that demonic pestilence Runescape, or talk favorably of the theives guild of Ebaum. Secondly, e-witches tend to like cookies. Thirdly, and most importantly, anyone who has contains a Hyper in his title must surely be an e-witch.
20 e-shillings to whoever brings a witch's head to the prince!
Be vigilent and such.
