oh god

[gostgamer]

my girl friend got in a dirt bike anccient she broke almost every bone in her body when i first herd about this i was sad and the doctor said she isnt going to be out for a while

[Sixers1fan]

thats kick ass man even though that sounds like bullshit

[Anti-pie]

Oh no..... well yeah what else are we suppose to do? Go and make Get well cards or something?

[FattPandaa]

Well, she is alive right?

[Revenant]

At 6/16/06 03:36 PM, GoldenClock wrote: That's what happens when people ride dirt bikes: they get injured.

Especially imaginary people.

[API]

She didn't break every bone in her body. Or even almost.

You'd have to be under a like 6000 ton press to have that happen.

[Lost-Soul]

Theres only one thing you can do.... Rape her!

[PulpChaos]

woo hoo

[gostgamer]

At 6/16/06 03:37 PM, -API- wrote: She didn't break every bone in her body. Or even almost.

You'd have to be under a like 6000 ton press to have that happen.

dude i did say she broke every bone in her body and no you dont have to be under 6000 tons of pressure she was falling down of a hill think about it the bike is 250 pounds and it has an optimal speed of 76 mph you can break bones at that speed

[Bolo]

prove it. i want pix.

[LinkSilvermane]

If she broke almost every bone in her body, she'd be dead. She'd have to have been smashed against some surface or something.

[Smizzoach]

At 6/16/06 03:32 PM, gostgamer wrote: my girl friend got in a dirt bike anccient she broke almost every bone in her body when i first herd about this i was sad and the doctor said she isnt going to be out for a while

I hope your hand heals soon. :(

[Osamodas]

At 6/16/06 06:12 PM, jellofan7 wrote: prove it. i want pix.

only naked pictures can prove this

[Sarai]

At 6/16/06 06:11 PM, gostgamer wrote:

At 6/16/06 03:37 PM, -API- wrote: She didn't break every bone in her body. Or even almost.

You'd have to be under a like 6000 ton press to have that happen.

dude i did say she broke every bone in her body and no you dont have to be under 6000 tons of pressure she was falling down of a hill think about it the bike is 250 pounds and it has an optimal speed of 76 mph you can break bones at that speed

What kind of rubbish is this :/

If she broke every bone, her neck would be broken and she'd be dead.

If she broke her hips, she'd likely be dead.

If she broke some of her bones in her leg, she'd likely sever an artery and be dead.

if she broke her skull, dead.

Let me guess, she actually broke maybe her arm and ankle... Or wait, she doesn't exist.

[Stamper]

At 6/16/06 06:15 PM, Turandot wrote: What kind of rubbish is this :/

If she broke every bone, her neck would be broken and she'd be dead.

If she broke her hips, she'd likely be dead.

If she broke some of her bones in her leg, she'd likely sever an artery and be dead.

if she broke her skull, dead.

Let me guess, she actually broke maybe her arm and ankle... Or wait, she doesn't exist.

What rubbish is THAT? You should have let it go, instead, you look kind of...stupid now? LOL?

Think before you speak! ^_^

[Power-Khord]

find another girl whil she's gone.how's she gonna find out?

[LinkSilvermane]

At 6/16/06 06:20 PM, Stamper wrote:

What rubbish is THAT? You should have let it go, instead, you look kind of...stupid now? LOL?

Think before you speak! ^_^

Actually, he said the most rational thing there was to say about this whole thing, so he didn't look stupid at all.

You, on the other hand, look quite dumb for saying "Think before you speak" when you should have thought before you spoke, instead of him.

[ZenOfAnger]

Fucking owned.

[gostgamer]

At 6/16/06 06:15 PM, Turandot wrote:

At 6/16/06 06:11 PM, gostgamer wrote:

At 6/16/06 03:37 PM, -API- wrote: She didn't break every bone in her body. Or even almost.

You'd have to be under a like 6000 ton press to have that happen.

What kind of rubbish is this :/

If she broke every bone, her neck would be broken and she'd be dead.

If she broke her hips, she'd likely be dead.

If she broke some of her bones in her leg, she'd likely sever an artery and be dead.

if she broke her skull, dead.

Let me guess, she actually broke maybe her arm and ankle... Or wait, she doesn't exist.

yes she dose you ass i made a mistake i said she didnt break every bone in her body the bones she didnt break are her head, back, her ribs are slightlt damged ,neck and left leg

[t0mm0]

Why does everyone find it so hard to believe people can have a girlfriend?

[Phij]

At 6/16/06 06:15 PM, Turandot wrote:

At 6/16/06 06:11 PM, gostgamer wrote:

At 6/16/06 03:37 PM, -API- wrote:

If she broke every bone, her neck would be broken and she'd be dead.

Not true cause my friend broke his neck and he dident die...its just kinda very weak now, but u doint always die or get paralised..he was for bout a year though

[Hell-Itself]

bull

[Yokumashu]

now she'll be able to bend better when you're doing it.

[scottmale24]

I seriously doubt she broke every bone.

[Sarai]

At 6/16/06 06:20 PM, Stamper wrote:
Think before you speak! ^_^

Sorry I felt the urge to call B/S on this story. :/

[Emperor-Bubba]

At 6/16/06 06:24 PM, tom92 wrote: Why does everyone find it so hard to believe people can have a girlfriend?

because to be fair, in most cases, stories you read on internet forums ( espcially ones as obscure as newgrounds, where the user base is as diverse as the cheese i find under my foreskin ) are utter crap.

At 6/16/06 06:15 PM, Turandot wrote: What kind of rubbish is this :/

If she broke every bone, her neck would be broken and she'd be dead.

If she broke her hips, she'd likely be dead.

If she broke some of her bones in her leg, she'd likely sever an artery and be dead.

if she broke her skull, dead.

Let me guess, she actually broke maybe her arm and ankle... Or wait, she doesn't exist.

Well i was going to say Skull and neck but those work too. Even if those were the only bones that hadn't broke she still would be dead/dying.

[t0mm0]

well I have a girlfriend, but I aint gonna start showing off or that wwill make me an attention whore. (And I aint lying either)

[RedCoin]

At 6/16/06 06:14 PM, Smizzoach wrote: I hope your hand heals soon. :(

Boo-ya!
*high five*

[gostgamer]

At 6/16/06 06:38 PM, tom92 wrote: well I have a girlfriend, but I aint gonna start showing off or that wwill make me an attention whore. (And I aint lying either)

na im just doing to be annoying and i got nothing better to do