screw my best friend

[fukmehardNpullmyhair]

soo like yesterday, my bestest friend in like the whole wide world, asked me if i would like drive her home if her b/f got to drunk to drive...i of course said.. but she knew i was like totally going to the drive - ins with my best guy friend... and we were going to drink there... i also hafta like totally get up at 5 in the morning to go to work, she knew all of this... soo i got like real drunk, came home at 1 in the morning and passed the fuck out, she ended up calling me at like 2 in the morning and i didn't answer my phone cuz i like soo didn't hear it! but she leaves me like this totally shitty ass voice mail, and telling me that i'm not her friend, and that she don't wanna like talk to me anymore and all this bullshit! i was like WTF!!!! should i like call her, or should i just tell her to like totally piss off?

[DanAbnormal]

These are serious global issues you are facing.

[Another-Ryan]

I think that there were 12 likes in that one post.

[FattPandaa]

Maybe she was PMSing.

[Gomez]

There is only one thing you can do............Kill her.

[FuckingGenius]

Sorry, I drifted off the subject at "yesterday".

[KemCab]

Can I screw your best friend? And you, too?

[TheSoulMan]

At 6/16/06 03:13 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: These are serious global issues you are facing.

Nice way to say you're a fucking liar.

[GoldenClock]

I couldn't read the whole thing. TOTALLY

[fukmehardNpullmyhair]

At 6/16/06 03:18 PM, The_Soul_Man wrote:

At 6/16/06 03:13 PM, DanAbnormal wrote: These are serious global issues you are facing.

Nice way to say you're a fucking liar.

whos lieing??? cuz i ure as fuck know i'm like totally not a liar!

[KemCab]

At 6/16/06 03:20 PM, fukmehardNpullmyhair wrote:

whos lieing??? cuz i ure as fuck know i'm like totally not a liar!

You sound hawt. So does your best friend.
If you don't know, I'm stalking you.

[Tantalus]

That is like, sooo totally interesting.

[TehreTard]

At 6/16/06 03:17 PM, -Gomez- wrote: There is only one thing you can do............Kill her.

Better yet...rape her

[micicle]

At 6/16/06 03:16 PM, The_Freak_Child wrote: I think that there were 12 likes in that one post.

Exactly 12

[fukmehardNpullmyhair]

At 6/16/06 03:22 PM, KemCab wrote:

At 6/16/06 03:20 PM, fukmehardNpullmyhair wrote:

whos lieing??? cuz i ure as fuck know i'm like totally not a liar!

You sound hawt. So does your best friend.
If you don't know, I'm stalking you.

wowzers thats hawt!

[DrKilledByDeath87]

Throw on a strap on and fuck her up the ass, she'll learn who's boss

[Spectacle]

At 6/16/06 03:16 PM, The_Freak_Child wrote: I think that there were 12 likes in that one post.

you gotta like the likes

[Lost-Chances]

Rape is the only option, lesbain rape.

[Tri-Nitro-Toluene]

At 6/16/06 03:20 PM, fukmehardNpullmyhair wrote: whos lieing??? cuz i ure as fuck know i'm like totally not a liar!

Y'know, Ure command of the English Language is like, TOTTALY RAD! I've never seen anyone, who, like, y'know, was able to tottaly rape my mother tongue in such a way and not even, like, realise their doing it! Like Totally!

Y'know I think u should like, go and get some, like,y'know, get some English lessons and teach yourself the basics of grammar.

[asETGSSDFGdsfgwt]

That was like so totally horribly written that I couldn't finish reading it.

[KemCab]

At 6/16/06 03:23 PM, fukmehardNpullmyhair wrote: wowzers thats hawt!

If you hate her so much, does it mean it's ok for me to hogtie her and rape her?
Just wondering.

[NeoSoviet]

Message from fukmehardNpullmyhair:

I'm hoping one day you might grow up out of this, you know mature a little bit, but i doubt it!!!!!!!!!!!! !! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Wow... how much sarcasm. If this topic is real then diss your friend, she is as good as you.

[tigerkitty]

Call her... if she's your best friend, she'll feel bad for what she said. But if you told her you would pick her up, you should have been there to pick her up.

[CoolGoat]

1) You are awful at spelling.

2) Just ask her what happened and tell her you dont recall anything.

[MoonCraft]

People fall asleep, it happens. Tell her you tried picking her up but she was really drunk and said she had another ride so you went home.

So when did the "like" virus hit you? I recall when your posts where more intellectual.

[TjA]

deal with it

[DareDevilGuy]

Suicide is soooooo the only answer

[BinaryClock]

At 6/16/06 03:49 PM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote: Suicide is soooooo the only answer

Come jooooooin us...

[DareDevilGuy]

At 6/16/06 03:50 PM, BinaryClawk wrote:

At 6/16/06 03:49 PM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote: Suicide is soooooo the only answer

Come jooooooin us...

We have coooooookies.. and cigarettes

[MoonCraft]

At 6/16/06 03:51 PM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote:

At 6/16/06 03:50 PM, BinaryClawk wrote:

At 6/16/06 03:49 PM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote: Suicide is soooooo the only answer

Come jooooooin us...

We have coooooookies.. and cigarettes

And eeeeeepisoooodes of the OC.