I'd fund a force of chinese child slaves who would all create accounts daily on newgrounds and post, thus bringing me even more money. I would of course require them to be as inconspicuous as possible, therefor they shall all post in the audio forum about the song Bohemiam Rhapsody.
They will never stop talking of its wonders, and the music would sooth their weary souls as it played on a 24/7 loop throughout the chinese slave child compound. When they get hungry, they can make a special post in the I'm hungry thread that they will create as well. Then they may use the dollar to buy something at a fast food restaurant.
I do realize that this may not be the best nutritional plan for my workers though. In light of this, they will be released within compound walls to hunt squirells and birds and gather food. If they die, I will replace them with starving indian children of which there is an endless supply.
Once I have amassed enough money to pay off my college debts I will resign from the bbs and go work for a living.