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Americans are at my house

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Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 14:10:21


At 6/13/06 02:07 PM, Beginner4Life wrote: we can all agree mexicans are weird no matter where they are RIGHT?

Like furball1 or should I say chocolate_penguin.

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 14:15:10


At 6/13/06 02:02 PM, Kaitos wrote: Americans? do you have any spray cans in your house by any chance????

yes whats it to ya. People can marry who ever they want to. A dude can marry a turkey and i wouldnt care.

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 14:16:17


At 6/13/06 11:52 AM, Dichromate wrote:
At 6/13/06 11:28 AM, Cutlery wrote: They speak funny and have weird words :S
Enough of English, now learn some American.

"Yeah, I will have that 'supersized', thanks"

Happy?

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 14:17:57


You Guys speak like Dauh dee-dee-dee crap i cnat understand you too

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 14:19:09


I had two scots over for the weekend.

One had a canadian accent, the other guy i couldn't understand what he said

Scottish > all


I hardly ever come here anymore....

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Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 16:23:23


NEW STUFF!!!

we just had dinner, and they eat with their knives and forks the wrong way round!!!

and all they talked about was jesus. no excageratoin.

and yeah....they are from georgia.

discuss,


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Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 16:25:35


At 6/13/06 11:47 AM, HighCaliberShark wrote:
At 6/13/06 11:30 AM, SeasonsOfTheDead wrote: We also transform into gargoyles at night..

Watch out.
You dont even want to bring up oranges in a conversation. Then we go crazy and claw your eyes out!

I should know...

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 16:26:34


At 6/13/06 11:45 AM, Kickme123 wrote: Lure them away with burgers.

or we can lure you brits away with tea =(

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 16:26:46


how do you eat wrong way round?

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 16:29:05


At 6/13/06 04:26 PM, Sixers1fan wrote: how do you eat wrong way round?

You know how we in england eat with forks on the left hand and the knives on the right? well, they eat with the fork on the right and the knife on the left!!!

How crazy can you get!


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Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 16:29:40


At 6/13/06 04:26 PM, Grlm-Reap3r wrote:
At 6/13/06 11:45 AM, Kickme123 wrote: Lure them away with burgers.
or we can lure you brits away with tea =(

Yup, we Brits love our tea...
Sweet Tetley....mmm

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 16:31:42


Thats becuase its easier to use the fork with the right hand. Uh dur.

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 16:37:36


At 6/13/06 11:28 AM, Cutlery wrote: They came midday, they're staying till tomorrow.

They speak funny and have weird words :S

Yet you're complaining at the American website.


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Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 16:40:42


At 6/13/06 04:26 PM, Grlm-Reap3r wrote:
At 6/13/06 11:45 AM, Kickme123 wrote: Lure them away with burgers.
or we can lure you brits away with tea =(

Stereotyping is fun.

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 16:41:47


At 6/13/06 11:30 AM, SeasonsOfTheDead wrote: We also transform into gargoyles at night..

Watch out.

Correction, gargoyle vampires... it's a common misconception.


Burn the land and boil the sea

You can't take the sky from me

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Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 16:42:55


hope you dont bring up the world wars, or our revolutionary war, because we all know who won and who saved whos ass

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 16:44:59


nig pklz

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 16:49:46


Either talk about astrology, and fairys and a load of stupid dark ages crap. Or do a Christian psycopath

"I AM A GAWD WARRI-OR"
"IT'S NOT CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"DID THEY HYPNOTISE YOU?"

Well I'm going overboard but If you know what I'm talking about It's funy as hell.

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 16:57:09


At 6/13/06 04:49 PM, FeargusMcDuff wrote: Either talk about astrology, and fairys and a load of stupid dark ages crap. Or do a Christian psycopath

"I AM A GAWD WARRI-OR"
"IT'S NOT CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"DID THEY HYPNOTISE YOU?"

Well I'm going overboard but If you know what I'm talking about It's funy as hell.

indeed child


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Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 17:01:00


At 6/13/06 04:26 PM, Grlm-Reap3r wrote:
At 6/13/06 11:45 AM, Kickme123 wrote: Lure them away with burgers.
or we can lure you brits away with tea =(

It better be Earl Grey or we're going nowhere, sorry.


I hardly ever come here anymore....

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Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-13 17:04:28


At 6/13/06 05:02 PM, Dr4GonFLy wrote: Americans are scary..
Watch out, i heard that they eat cutlery!!

An american will never set foot in my house. I don't want them eating my knives and forks.

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-14 13:25:55


At 6/13/06 01:57 PM, BigScizot wrote: Wait wait wait, how did this turn into a debate over gay marriage?

hey everything turns out into a debate over gay marriage. I started one with the milkman this morning.

oh and im from the north of England so im pretty set on saying Chocllt (skipping that o sound in the middle) but my family are more set on sometimes following it up by "Kidder" or "laa"

Reapsy-bringing the bi-sexual scouse viewpoint to the debate

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-14 13:27:12


You prolly speak funny and use weird words.

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-14 13:35:51


At 6/13/06 04:42 PM, Sixers1fan wrote: hope you dont bring up the world wars, or our revolutionary war, because we all know who won and who saved whos ass

aww man thats a whole new can of worms. I'll simplify those three wars for you so this doesnt become a debate and if u dont agree dont argue, im posting this for anyone who ever thinks those events are arguement points;

Revolutionary War :Brave Americans defeat a tiny stationary force of British posh people with no real rason for being there, british realise for a bunch of the dumbest settlers the Empire has ever been in contact with its nto worth staying and leave. And we've been sorry we never burned the palce to the ground ever since.

WW1: European Empires collide for 4 years until Russia pulls out the war as British and French forces pull into the corner of Germany (the wars won already basically). American ship gets blown up (Lousitania) and the americans get pissed off and join the war.

WW2: Britian hold off Vichy France, Germany and every other coutnry in Europe all on their own for a few years until Germany turns on Russia and they fight between themselves. Americans put their entire naval pride into one hardbour FACING JAPAN ACROSS THE PACIFIC. Japanese bomb all the ships and americans get pissed off and join the war. Americans make barely any significant contribution to actual combat, simply there for morale because their army is the least skilled in the entire world)

Thought i'd correct sum things your assuming. Sorry if it sounded ranting to everyone else just had to be sed im afraid.

Oh and if you have sum tea I'm totally on ur side now. Tetley's of course, with two sugars and barely any milk....classic genius

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-14 13:40:23


hey everything turns out into a debate over gay marriage. I started one with the milkman this morning.

oh and im from the north of England so im pretty set on saying Chocllt (skipping that o sound in the middle) but my family are more set on sometimes following it up by "Kidder" or "laa"

Reapsy-bringing the bi-sexual scouse viewpoint to the debate

Why you bring up old thread?

they left my home today, at 9 am............


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Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-14 13:41:13


At 6/14/06 01:35 PM, Reapsy wrote:

simply there for morale because their army is the least skilled in the entire world)

You truly don't believe that, I hope.

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-14 14:12:20


maybe you have a fast food place at your house!


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Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-14 14:34:51


At 6/14/06 01:41 PM, UnmutteringMatt wrote:
At 6/14/06 01:35 PM, Reapsy wrote:
simply there for morale because their army is the least skilled in the entire world)

You truly don't believe that, I hope.

lol im afraid thats not personal opinion either. I was looking at statisctics a few weeks ago concerning US troops in Iraq they're insanely crap. I'm not saying the British army is the best in the world, but 50 Black Watch managed to replace and outshine 200 american GI's. So that means one scottish soldier is equivalent to 4 American GI's. And concerning the rest of their army training their Delta Force barely live up to British Royal Marine Commandos, while the SAS (our special forces) is the best anti-terror unit in the world. And lets not get started on the friendly fire stories from Iraq. Some of them u cant even believe could be perpetrated by a human oragization. its pitiful. like american attack chopper's destroying Challenger MkII's and Hercules transport chopper's. Idiots. We've lost 101 soldiers in the Iraqi conflict so far (it was 101 last time i looked in the paper) and about 20 of them have been american friendly fire we would be doing better without them they get in the way.

and Concerning WW2 american military organization was so behind they had to be forced to accept women, let black men sleep in the same barracks as white men, and that tanks were a weapon for the battliefield by British commanders. the lsit goes on with 100 eyar old traditions they still had until we told them they were idiots.

Message me if theres a similar topic, i gotta get back to studying for my exam (Weimar Germany and Tsar Russia)

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-14 14:44:59


OMG NOT THE AMERICANS WHYYY!!!! get a life...to us you sound stupid too...

Response to Americans are at my house 2006-06-14 14:52:30


At 6/13/06 04:23 PM, Cutlery wrote: NEW STUFF!!!

(we just had dinner, and they eat with their knives and forks the wrong way round!!!)

problemchild1:THEIR STUPID!!!!!!! THAT IS NOT AMERICAS FAULT!!!!!!!
(all they talk abotu is jesus...and yeah....they are from georgia.)

OH OHHHH i see god WHY DIDNT I FIGURE OUT BEFORE. Once you meet a couple of assholes from a country far away you know nothing about that makes it ok to say everyone in that country is a assholes right...so right now i'm seeing you as a prejudice dickhead so psssh i guess EVERYONE in Britain is one hell how about Europe yes EVERYONE in Europe is a asshole because i met ONE person wow and to think i actually liked Britain at one point.Thank You for your brilliant and easy views on the world.