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Posted at: 6/12/06 05:51 PM
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Wow, I just realized that "Jumbo Shrimp" is an oxymoron.
Discuss!
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Here's one. :P
"Everything I say is a lie, including this statement."
No way of telling if it's a lie or not.
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[Insert a big list of hilarious-but-ancient oxymorons here]
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Posted at: 6/12/06 05:52 PM
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Pretty ugly.
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At 6/12/06 05:51 PM, -Platinum- wrote: Here's one. :P "Everything I say is a lie, including this statement." No way of telling if it's a lie or not.
That's a paradox... not an oxymoron. -.-
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Posted at: 6/12/06 06:19 PM
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Wow, that's a great oxymoron.
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Posted at: 6/12/06 06:20 PM
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Asian Sausage.
More like cocktail weiner.
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Posted at: 6/12/06 06:21 PM
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At 6/12/06 06:20 PM, SatanicMilkCarton wrote: Asian Sausage. More like cocktail weiner.
More like tootsie roll.
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Posted at: 6/12/06 06:22 PM
At 6/12/06 06:21 PM, Franklin_Moore wrote: At 6/12/06 06:20 PM, SatanicMilkCarton wrote: Asian Sausage. More like cocktail weiner.More like tootsie roll.
That works too.
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Military Intelligence.
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At 6/12/06 05:51 PM, -Platinum- wrote: Here's one. :P "Everything I say is a lie, including this statement."
That's not an oxymoron, it's a paradox.
Buy a dictionary.
Posted at: 6/12/06 06:38 PM
At 6/12/06 06:33 PM, amoeba_man wrote: Military Intelligence.
Haha, wasn't that in a Megadeth song?
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Yes there is, the guy is lieing, because if he wasn't lieng he wouldn't be saying "everything I say is a lie" therfore he is a lier, lying.
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what are oxymorons????
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At 6/12/06 05:51 PM, siranco wrote: Wow, I just realized that "Jumbo Shrimp" is an oxymoron. Discuss!
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Posted at: 6/12/06 06:45 PM
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Actually, that would be a paradox, not an oxymoron. They're different.
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At 6/12/06 05:51 PM, -Platinum- wrote:
"Everything I say is a lie, including this statement." No way of telling if it's a lie or not.
I like that one, did ya make it?
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Posted at: 6/12/06 06:48 PM
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Paradox = A logical statement that contradicts itself (ex: "One who loses her life shall find it.")
Oxymoron = A paradox reduced to two words. (ex: "Pretty ugly.")
They aren't that much different, so I suggest all you 'tards who're like
"OFHGAHJ OGM DEYS LIEK TWO DIFF THINGS U N00B!"
smarten up before you say something. ;)
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Not really an oxy,moron but " calling a retard a smartass"
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I had a George Carlin book with a bunch of Oxymorons in it... I misplaced it though. But Here's an Oxymoron I know: Truthful Politicain.
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