i hate my friends

[ikillforbread]

this kid name john dufresne keeps coming to my frigan house and i hate him. i keep telling him to go home, but all he wants to do is smoke weed. he is just a big moocher and dosent pay for the stuff i smoke with him. grrr someone help me make him go away.

[WTL]

Wow for some reason I don't think you're 18.

[StationToStation]

If someone is your friend, you cannot logically hate him.

[Cosmonautical]

Get him high, then attack him with a plank of wood?

If he's high and sees you runnin' up at him with a 2x4, he may refrain from ever coming back.

[ShadowDeku]

tell him to go away ever tryed that

[ikillforbread]

At 6/12/06 04:55 PM, HalfPast-Tense wrote: Get him high, then attack him with a plank of wood?

If he's high and sees you runnin' up at him with a 2x4, he may refrain from ever coming back.

yea good idea!!!

[DeadPigeon]

i think only al gore can say this properly

[Jake]

"i hate my friends"

You made a paradox! :o

[Sixers1fan]

At 6/12/06 04:54 PM, ChuckieFinster wrote: Wow for some reason I don't think you're 18.

same here, but just punch in the head. Not the face thats just mean.

[Kennyskull]

Here's what you should do:

Punch him in the face.

[KemCab]

At 6/12/06 04:53 PM, ikillforbread wrote: grrr someone help me make him go away.

Tell your mommy.

[iscrulz]

Stab him in the gut with a your5 sister's dildo.

[HomerDough]

you should confront him............. no im just kidding just threaten him with a knife the next time he comes to your door

[KemCab]

At 6/12/06 04:53 PM, ikillforbread wrote: i hate my friends

We hate your friends, too.

[Sixers1fan]

or bitch slap him. That is like the most demeaning thing you can do to anyone. Or have him sleepover and put toothpaste in his ear then take exlax and shit all over his face

[ikillforbread]

At 6/12/06 04:59 PM, homer8722 wrote: you should confront him............. no im just kidding just threaten him with a knife the next time he comes to your door

good idea!!

[ikillforbread]

At 6/12/06 04:56 PM, -Platinum- wrote: "i hate my friends"

You made a paradox! :o

i know im all phlosiphical and stuff : )

[Orangebeef]

At 6/12/06 04:55 PM, ShadowDeku wrote: tell him to go away ever tryed that

Did he not just say he keeps telling him to go home?

Idiot

[Dramacydal-X]

Ummm... Dont open the door or just put youre knife to his face and if he dosent pay you then kick his ass.

[Tainted-Taz]

OR ask him to sleep over, put your cock in his mouth, take pictures and post them over the internet and adverise the site in your school/work/social place.

If that fails tell him your sorry, invite him back round to yours and for him to stay there, put sleeping pills in his drink, poke a condom up his arse, leave it half hanging out and wait for him to wake up and ask him if he enjoyed the ammount of sex you had lastnight.

You won't have any friends to hate ever again. :)

[ZenOfAnger]

At 6/12/06 04:55 PM, HalfPast-Tense wrote: Get him high, then attack him with a plank of wood?

If he's high and sees you runnin' up at him with a 2x4, he may refrain from ever coming back.

But, if he's high, then I mean he couldn't get to him. Anyway, if he could, you need two hands for climbing up the tree.

[Old-Drippy]

At 6/12/06 04:54 PM, NamInStyle wrote: If someone is your friend, you cannot logically hate him.

bullshit! you can have on again off again friends. and a lot of people hate their friends to some degree.

[ShadowDeku]

lace his joint with acid :D