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yoshimickster

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:57 PM

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Sure I know what U think, "oh if PC is this horrible, than Mac must be way better.Well UR wrong ,macs suck doney balls.The blue screen of death on a PC may be a bitch but that can be killed with a reboot.How do I know this my friends,I OWN A $%^&in MAC DAWGS.Here are the reasons why Macs suck:
1.Danger risk-If a flying object hits a PC's monitor it's no big deal cos it ain't the computer at all.But if U hit a Mac's monitor , than Ur screwed cos the monitor & the computer are the same item bitch.
2.Teh mouse-teh mouse on a Mac sucks @$$ dawgs.There is only one button on the whole mouse & they expect U 2 use it for 2 purposes.The PC however has 2 clear buttons that U can press any time.
3.Games-Teh fact det most of all downloadable computer games only work on a PC.Oh & Ull get a real lagh out of dis, one time I downloaded a computer game,& the scriptwriter thing sed that it couldn't decifer things in script-writer format.MACs are retarded.Pls there is no built in games on a MAC like solitaire or pinball.That is the biggest bitch of all.Most cd-rom games don't work on a MAC.Which also goes wit online gameing on a Mac.Yup none O that either.At-least DS-wise anyway.At-least X-box owners have online gaming.So what if U hav 2 pay for it ,nuthin in life is free bitch
4.Internet-Crashes alot.Nuff said.
5.Floppy drive-There ain't one.
6.Scroll thingy-You know those neat mice that hav those scroll thingys that let U scroll down on a web page.Wel MACs have those 2!Too bad there basically microscopic.It's dis tiny ball dets not only smaller than an inch,most of the time It's almost impossible 2 use anyway.Nd when U press down on it so that when you move teh mouse up & down, teh scroll bar goes up & down, it just brings up that stupid right click box.
7.Printin-Whenever I print a word document on a Mac it always F#$Ks up the color of teh print.Now that really pisses me off.
8.Certain audio files-Sometimes on a webpage the webpage's background music don't work.I miss the music on the webpage of my favorite website.
9.Sizing-U know teh maximize button that makes a small window become bigger & take up the whole screen.Well it doesn't even take up half teh Fuking screen,& it's like 8x13 incheswide!Ain't that a bitch man.

Well ther U hav it .The 9 sins that a Mac does.I HATE MACS!I HATE MACS!I HATE MACS!Plus i think teh peoples hatred of Macs is acount of it's color.All Dells are Black,& all Macs are white.PEople putin the blame on teh black one & mkin teh white one look good.What does that sound like.
(This forum was created by CRAZYCRACKER productions. We are also sorry to the millions of people who hate people named Mac, was a Mac hating club.We apologize dawgs).


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Papa-Smuff

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Posted at: 6/11/06 10:55 PM

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you accidentally posted this in politics did you.
And this just reminds me of this one thing my friend said. Some one told him to name one thing that a pc can do that his mac couldnt. Then my friend said "right click". I thought that was funny.


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ScaredOfTrees

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Posted at: 6/11/06 10:58 PM

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Macs are for graphic design.

Nuff Said.


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Posted at: 6/11/06 11:16 PM

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ctrl+click=right click fucker


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metalstorm

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Posted at: 6/11/06 11:17 PM

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At 6/11/06 09:57 PM, yoshimickster wrote:
1.Danger risk-If a flying object hits a PC's monitor it's no big deal cos it ain't the computer at all.But if U hit a Mac's monitor , than Ur screwed cos the monitor & the computer are the same item bitch.

First of all thats not actually true for all macs. Secondly, if you're stupid enough to throw an item at your computer which is big enough to destroy it you are a moron.

2.Teh mouse-teh mouse on a Mac sucks @$$ dawgs.There is only one button on the whole mouse & they expect U 2 use it for 2 purposes.The PC however has 2 clear buttons that U can press any time.

If you dont like the mouse with one button nothing is stopping you from connecting a different mouse to your computer a getting a Mighty Mouse whichi is a mouse made by Apple that has a right click and a scroll wheel.

3.Games-Teh fact det most of all downloadable computer games only work on a PC.Oh & Ull get a real lagh out of dis, one time I downloaded a computer game,& the scriptwriter thing sed that it couldn't decifer things in script-writer format.MACs are retarded.Pls there is no built in games on a MAC like solitaire or pinball.That is the biggest bitch of all.Most cd-rom games don't work on a MAC.Which also goes wit online gameing on a Mac.Yup none O that either.At-least DS-wise anyway.At-least X-box owners have online gaming.So what if U hav 2 pay for it ,nuthin in life is free bitch

Ever heard of an Intel Mac. They can dual boot both OSX and Windows so you can play your games. I'd like to see a PC running Windows manage a dual boot. As for built in games my Mac came with Tony Hawk 4 which kicks the shit out of solataire and pinball.

4.Internet-Crashes alot.Nuff said.

You have a crappy internet connection

5.Floppy drive-There ain't one.

Thats because theyre outdated and unreliable which are both strictly PC things.

6.Scroll thingy-You know those neat mice that hav those scroll thingys that let U scroll down on a web page.Wel MACs have those 2!Too bad there basically microscopic.It's dis tiny ball dets not only smaller than an inch,most of the time It's almost impossible 2 use anyway.Nd when U press down on it so that when you move teh mouse up & down, teh scroll bar goes up & down, it just brings up that stupid right click box.

You seem to be refering to the scroll wheel on the Mighty Mouse. Thankyou for destroying your argument abour Macs not having a right mouse button. I don't think you'd like sport very much, it requires even more co-ordination than using a mouse wheel.

7.Printin-Whenever I print a word document on a Mac it always F#$Ks up the color of teh print.Now that really pisses me off.

Thats what happens when you buy a crappy printer

8.Certain audio files-Sometimes on a webpage the webpage's background music don't work.I miss the music on the webpage of my favorite website.

Thats determinate on the audio players/codecs you have.

9.Sizing-U know teh maximize button that makes a small window become bigger & take up the whole screen.Well it doesn't even take up half teh Fuking screen,& it's like 8x13 incheswide!Ain't that a bitch man.

Theres nothing stopping you from clicking and draging to make the window bigger.

Well ther U hav it .The 9 sins that a Mac does.I HATE MACS!I HATE MACS!I HATE MACS!Plus i think teh peoples hatred of Macs is acount of it's color.All Dells are Black,& all Macs are white.PEople putin the blame on teh black one & mkin teh white one look good.What does that sound like.

Hate to break it to you kid but Dell but isn't the only computer that runs Windows. Its also highly probable that Apple will release a black iMac.

You may have failed in your attempts to convinve me but that doesnt mater. The important thing is that you tried. Have a cookie :)

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Posted at: 6/12/06 12:22 AM

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I hate when people say that Macs don't have as many viruses, that's because no one uses those stupid white pieces of shit.. PWN.


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I just don't like Macs because of the new commericals. That and compatibility most likely sucks, but I've always owned a PC so I should shut up.


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At 6/12/06 12:24 AM, SirLebowski wrote: I just don't like Macs because of the new commericals. That and compatibility most likely sucks, but I've always owned a PC so I should shut up.

seconded, except the "never used MAC" first comp I had was a mac, and of K-8 That was what they used on the comps, in the end, if MAC was as popular as Windows, it'd have as many viruses, and would be equally shitty. But, MAC's are mainly for graphics, Windows is more versatile, from what I've seen


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Posted at: 6/12/06 01:21 AM

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At 6/11/06 10:55 PM, Papa_Smuff wrote: And this just reminds me of this one thing my friend said. Some one told him to name one thing that a pc can do that his mac couldnt. Then my friend said "right click". I thought that was funny.

I would have said the blue screen of death.

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Posted at: 6/12/06 01:26 AM

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Macs are for fags who want a computer to look pretty on their desk. Not a computer that you could actually do anything on besides get on the internet and type on clarisfagworks.


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lolwtf.

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