Forum Topic: how do u ask girl out

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dam-cow0

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:25 PM

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im lookin for everyones opinion on how to do this for a survey


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DestroyerofMan

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:26 PM

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Hit her with a hickory branch and rape her.


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ScaredOfTrees

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:26 PM

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At 6/11/06 09:25 PM, dam_cow0 wrote: im lookin for everyones opinion cause I don't know how.

Fixed.


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dam-cow0

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:28 PM

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violence 1 rape 1 peace 0


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Onitholope

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At 6/11/06 09:25 PM, dam_cow0 wrote: im lookin for everyones opinion on how to do this for a survey

Learn grammar and spelling and then get back to us.


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Yoh-Asakura

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At 6/11/06 09:26 PM, DestroyerOfMan wrote: Hit her with a hickory branch and rape her.

LMAO


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DaSadGirl

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:29 PM

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Start talking to her. Show that you're interested in her. After a while, if you think she finds you interesting, ask, "Wanna' be my girlfriend?

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MARINE

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:30 PM

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say hey wanna go out some time?


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Shaun

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"wanna go out?"
normally works for me..


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dam-cow0

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Eudaimonism

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:32 PM

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Just be honest...What kind of a fucking survey is that? It's obvious you just want to ask someone out. I've had two girlfriends(well, one and my current one). The first time I was really nervous, and i totally fucked up our relationship because i didn't know what to do, but i said "wanna go out?" pretty fucking simple. Second time, I said "I don't know if theres a better time to ask you this, but I can't wait any longer. Will you go out with me?" (she practically melted.)

And there you have it. And by the way, your not allowed on this site until your 13...I made my account when i was 12, and got banned for 30 days. (im not complaining or anything, i respect and understand why.)

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Masculine

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:33 PM

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"Hey do you want to go out?"


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munchies

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*finishes up*

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ZyklonB

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:36 PM

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hmmm this is a hard one ohh i know ask her out!! problem solved : )

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Minotour

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:42 PM

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Fuck you,your not funny, Bitch.What if that actually happened to YOUR girlfriend once? Would you be laughing? No, So fuck off.

Uh... New sig?

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FuckingGenius

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:43 PM

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At 6/11/06 09:25 PM, dam_cow0 wrote: im lookin for everyones opinion on how to do this for a survey

Walk up to her, strip off whatever she's wearing in one swoop, and proceed to make passionate love into the many hours of Midnight.

Or grow some fucking balls and stop asking for help on a BBS.


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VicRattlehead18

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:44 PM

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what works for me is "wanna hang out sometime?"


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JoeyNukes

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:46 PM

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Well Billy there are a couple ways to get her to have anal sex with you:

Method One

Confront her and tell her you want to ram her caboose all night long.

Method Two

During lovemaking try to sneak around and stick it in the back end.

Method Three

Be careful this ones a bit tricky

STEP ONE

Brush your teeth for a solid 120 seconds

STEP TWO

Wash your hands for three minutes. Remeber to get them extra clean

STEP THREE

Confront her

STEP FOUR

Take a deep breath

STEP FIVE

now knock her out with a brick

STEP SEVEN

pin her down like your dad did to your mom which accidently made your worthless hide

Congratulations Billie! You have now had your first anal sex expierence! Tell us Billie, what did you think of your first anal sex expierence?


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afro-dude1

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:48 PM

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well if you dont know her thn get to know her first. then after a while say "wanna go out?"


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poisoned-soul777

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:49 PM

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say "will you go out with me" de de deee

I'm a metalhead and proud of it!OR AM I AN EMO, SPAM ME


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0peth

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:49 PM

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Ask her out. *gasp* What kind of surbey is this?


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JoeyNukes

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At 6/11/06 09:49 PM, poisoned_soul wrote: say "will you go out with me" de de deee

Mencia would be ashamed
:DEE DEE DEE


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RacistBassist

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:52 PM

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put a napkin or towel or something up to her face and ask her if it smells like chlorafoam

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SweatyWhiteGuy

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"You know technically it's not rape if I can finish before you say no."


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Zombified

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:52 PM

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Don't be a pussy and just ask her out. Thats how you do it :)

You're cooler than me.
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wesdood

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grab her nipple and don't let go until she says yes. i did that.


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VicRattlehead18

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:54 PM

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also, it's only rape if she's not enoying it


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0peth

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At 6/11/06 09:52 PM, j00_5k33t_0n_m3 wrote: grab her nipple and don't let go until she says yes. i did that.

LMAO


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LiquidSnakeNG

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:56 PM

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"Hey, do you want to go out on a date or something?"

Thats what I said to my girlfriend.


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Vint

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Posted at: 6/11/06 09:56 PM

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I've found that the best way is to reach level 30 strength and 50 intellegence, then...

Oh, you mean real girls...

Sorry, can't help you...


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