Well Billy there are a couple ways to get her to have anal sex with you:
Method One
Confront her and tell her you want to ram her caboose all night long.
Method Two
During lovemaking try to sneak around and stick it in the back end.
Method Three
Be careful this ones a bit tricky
STEP ONE
Brush your teeth for a solid 120 seconds
STEP TWO
Wash your hands for three minutes. Remeber to get them extra clean
STEP THREE
Confront her
STEP FOUR
Take a deep breath
STEP FIVE
now knock her out with a brick
STEP SEVEN
pin her down like your dad did to your mom which accidently made your worthless hide
Congratulations Billie! You have now had your first anal sex expierence! Tell us Billie, what did you think of your first anal sex expierence?