Ninjas vs Pirates

[BritishMoose]

Two mighty foes, but who would win? Justify your reasons for some orange squash.

[Grade-Zero]

Stop with these threads. They're old.

[MaidenHead]

Realistically, pirates. They have guns and the right attitude. Of course, if you want to be unrealistic, you could say "BUT NINJERS CAN DO SUPA BACKFLIPS LOL".

[Overlord-Master]

the robot-vikings would win
because they rull all

BESERKER RAAAAAGHH!

[atla18]

if it was a real pirate adn a real ninja than the ninja (who really were trained in stealth and somke bombs and all that) would sneak up and kill him before there even was a fight. or if a fight broke out, he'd toss a smoke bomb adn THEN pwn him

[BritishMoose]

At 6/10/06 08:15 PM, Alan_Arisuno wrote: Stop with these threads. They're old.

You're not a mod. No-one listens to you.

Plus, I'm not a general reg. I don't know about the general fads.

[Grade-Zero]

At 6/10/06 08:17 PM, British_Moose wrote:

At 6/10/06 08:15 PM, Alan_Arisuno wrote: Stop with these threads. They're old.

You're not a mod. No-one listens to you.

Not even I listen to myself. =(

[CleverNickname]

At 6/10/06 08:17 PM, atla18 wrote: (who really were trained in stealth and somke bombs and all that) would sneak up and kill him before there even was a fight. or if a fight broke out, he'd toss a smoke bomb adn THEN pwn him

And that's where you wrong. Everything you know about ninjas is corruption on the part of media. Ninjas were really just normal spies. No gadgets. No extra skills. Just a bit of sneakiness.

[BritishMoose]

Feeling down about it? This is for you!

[DaWhiteMage]

Samurais, duh.

[BritishMoose]

At 6/10/06 08:24 PM, DaWhiteMage wrote: Samurais, duh.

Not part of the scenario. You can't bring outside forces into the equation. I personally think that a Pirate would win as they all have cannons. Ninja's sneakyness may be utilised in order to disable said-cannon, making it a very tricky situation for our pirate-friend.

[Jerkapotamus]

Vikings. I'm tired of them being left out. Thank you for the person who brought up robot vikings, unfortunantley they are too different to coincide.

[StarGaze]

stop these topics, there ok but not if you repeatly post them

[Grade-Zero]

Ninja Paladin, hiding in light and dark areas.

[pavolini]

The ninja throws his awesome shurikens to the pirate , then he takes his katana and tries to stab him , but the pirates parrot uses his ultimate power by shuting the ninja in the face with the cannon! Sudenly the ninja disapears , and creats many copies of him around the pirate , but the efect of the poison shurikens was haveing efect , so the pirate took his gun to finish all in a shot . Remebering the teach of his shuting master , he pointed to 1 of the ninjas , trusting on his luck and hopes the bulet hits the ninjas heart , but the ninja in his last secon of life throws his fathers and masters sword to the pirates head , killing th mighty pirate...So the winer is the parrot...

NO ONE , when have you seen a pirate and a ninja in the same place man! Diferent cultures and countries...And it has no much sense!!

[Ganondorf]

Every one of these threads that i see will always have this picture added on. Enjoy.

[Orcinator]

pirate penguins because I love spamming this picture

[DaWhiteMage]

At 6/10/06 08:26 PM, British_Moose wrote:
Not part of the scenario. You can't bring outside forces into the equation. I personally think that a Pirate would win as they all have cannons. Ninja's sneakyness may be utilised in order to disable said-cannon, making it a very tricky situation for our pirate-friend.

Oh fine. Ninjas then. They can sneak up on the side the pirate has an eye patch over and slit the pirates throat.

[Jerkapotamus]

At 6/10/06 08:32 PM, Orcinator wrote: pirate penguins because I love spamming this picture

And I love you for spamming the picture.

[Popop878]

Hmmm, well the ninja would jump out of nowhere, then the pirate would swing his sword. The ninja would dissappear. He would re-appear behind the pirate. Swing a punch at the pirate. He hits him. The pirate decides how to fight dirty, he pulls out his AK47 and shoots out a full round of bullets.

The pirate would then run out of bullets, the ninja would impale the pirate with his sword into his stomach. Miraculously, the pirate is still living. The pirate would then stab the AK47 into the ninja's groin area. The can not remove the items impaled into the body or they will die.

The ninja takes a stand and decides to take it out. He then died of shock. The pirate is left with the orange squash. While he is eating it, he is still losing blood. But he does not notice it. Later after the pirate eats the squash, he then dies slowly. When his body is rotting; a rabid wolf comes and eats his inners. So the wolf finishes out with the orange squash.

That is the fight between the two : Pirate vs. Ninja.

[Altered-Beast]

It completely depends on the enviroment. If this is a big, dark area then the ninja, because of his ability to utilize stealth. If we're talking about a well lit, enclosed arena, the pirate would obviously win. If we're to bring vikings in here, then it would probably still be the ninja and pirate in their respective enviroments. Unless the viking was a beserker. Then he'd kill the pirate. Either way, I'm fucking tired of these threads stop them.

[Orcinator]

At 6/10/06 08:30 PM, Ganondorf wrote: Every one of these threads that i see will always have this picture added on. Enjoy.

and I will will spam mine

[ChocloMan]

http://newgrounds.co../topic.php?id=493865

http://newgrounds.co../topic.php?id=476240

http://newgrounds.co../topic.php?id=476213

http://newgrounds.co../topic.php?id=476214

http://newgrounds.co../topic.php?id=475818

Your thread is so original!

[Whooter]

At 6/10/06 08:26 PM, British_Moose wrote:

At 6/10/06 08:24 PM, DaWhiteMage wrote: Samurais, duh.

Not part of the scenario. You can't bring outside forces into the equation. I personally think that a Pirate would win as they all have cannons. Ninja's sneakyness may be utilised in order to disable said-cannon, making it a very tricky situation for our pirate-friend.

Canons are no good close range, but if you're talking about a battle between a ship of pirates and a ship of ninjas, then yeah. Also, pirates would win, guns>swords. In other news, the search bar is back in
style.

[BritishMoose]

At 6/10/06 08:53 PM, ChocloMan wrote: http://newgrounds.co../topic.php?id=493865

http://newgrounds.co../topic.php?id=476240

http://newgrounds.co../topic.php?id=476213

http://newgrounds.co../topic.php?id=476214

http://newgrounds.co../topic.php?id=475818

Your thread is so original!

I didn't look at any of those, but thanks - it's the thought that counts.

[artville]

Ninjas have weapons tooooo....

Their deadly fingers.. MOHAHAHAHA!

[Wyde]

The only reason I would say pirates is because The own a moving fortress that ninjas don't: a ship. That means an extra 70% of the world is theirs to roam. Unless, of course, ninjas learbed how to fly... o.o

[BritishMoose]

Or built a boat - A ninja boat.