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Posted at: 6/10/06 02:52 AM
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Because he saw the gas bill!!!
ba-dum tish!
Posted at: 6/10/06 02:53 AM
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Because the Russians were about to shoot him in the face!
badum tish
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Posted at: 6/10/06 02:56 AM
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At 6/10/06 02:53 AM, -Piclownjew- wrote: Because the Russians were about to shoot him in the face!
That, and the fact that he was a total pussy.
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Posted at: 6/10/06 02:57 AM
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At 6/10/06 02:52 AM, MTspace wrote: Because he saw the gas bill!!! ba-dum tish!
lol
At 6/10/06 02:53 AM, -Piclownjew- wrote: Because the Russians were about to shoot him in the face! badum tish
yeh but thast not as funny
At 6/10/06 02:56 AM, DesertFOX135 wrote: At 6/10/06 02:53 AM, -Piclownjew- wrote: Because the Russians were about to shoot him in the face!That, and the fact that he was a total pussy.
You forgot the badum-tish you damn dirty ape!
Posted at: 6/10/06 02:59 AM
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Actuall it was he had some disease (forgot which one) and he was becoming paralyzed.
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Posted at: 6/10/06 03:00 AM
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so mods can follow in his footsteps
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Because he was an emo punk who couldn't deal with his problems! </lame emo comeback>
At 6/10/06 02:59 AM, Pierced-Mind wrote: Actuall it was he had some disease (forgot which one) and he was becoming paralyzed.
You have to say BADUM TISH, you DAMNED FUCK!!!!
>:C
Posted at: 6/10/06 03:01 AM
At 6/10/06 02:57 AM, -Piclownjew- wrote: At 6/10/06 02:56 AM, DesertFOX135 wrote: At 6/10/06 02:53 AM, -Piclownjew- wrote: Because the Russians were about to shoot him in the face!That, and the fact that he was a total pussy.You forgot the badum-tish you damn dirty ape!
Sorry
Posted at: 6/10/06 03:03 AM
for cunt sake peopel
ba dum tish
its not hard!
Posted at: 6/10/06 03:06 AM
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Because he got married.
Posted at: 6/10/06 03:14 AM
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Because he felt that the fall of his empire was iminate and also his wife had died.
Posted at: 6/10/06 03:15 AM
At 6/10/06 03:00 AM, evilalt wrote: so mods can follow in his footsteps
Posted at: 6/10/06 03:23 AM
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Cuz he dosen't want to be killed by the allies or he just knows it's over and there is no reason to live any more.
Posted at: 6/10/06 03:25 AM
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Hahaha that was actually a good joke.
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Posted at: 6/10/06 03:26 AM
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cause he finally looked in the mirror and saw his moustache!
BADUM TISH
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Just a thought but he commited suicide because he figured if one country's leader had killed him they would have bragged about it, which could start a war between other countries.
And Hitler was strctly against war, havent you seen him traveling across the world?
Spread the peace!
Posted at: 6/10/06 03:29 AM
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At 6/10/06 03:06 AM, HeinousDude wrote: Because he got married.
Ba dum tish?
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Posted at: 6/10/06 03:51 AM
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because he was a pussy. he kept the gun on him at all times only one round in it. he knew he would kill himself.
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Because
He was hitler
Posted at: 6/10/06 03:54 AM
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Because He found out Himmler was cheating on him
Badum tish
And, for those who don't know, Himmler was one of his chiefs of staff, in charge of the SS
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Posted at: 6/10/06 03:55 AM
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Cause he saw what happened to his friend Mussolini.
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Posted at: 6/10/06 03:58 AM
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He didnt have a desies he did see the gas bill and if your really debaiting about somthing as trivial as because the bitch was about the get creamed (and not in the good way) then theres this little thing that were on called the INTERNET. There plus theres funnier jokes like, he couldnt fit all the jews in his ash tray or his penis was small SEE LOLZ LAUGH GOSH DAMNIT!!!!
Posted at: 6/10/06 04:00 AM
At 6/10/06 03:58 AM, Darkkiller14 wrote:
There plus theres funnier jokes like, he couldnt fit all the jews in his ash tray or his penis was small SEE LOLZ LAUGH GOSH DAMNIT!!!!
whoops i meanba-dum tish
Posted at: 6/17/06 11:35 PM
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Here's my answer: because he felt like it and hate's mondays
Posted at: 6/17/06 11:40 PM
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He was reportedly more worried about his body being desecrated by the Communists than death.
He was probably right, his body would have been wrecked and he would have been paraded like a freakshow "Look what our great boys done! We won the war!".
As a Nazi, he would rather take himself out than lose his honour.
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Posted at: 6/17/06 11:46 PM
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Hitler killed himself because he was fucking screwed
Posted at: 6/17/06 11:47 PM
At 6/17/06 11:46 PM, junkiemonkey111 wrote: Hitler killed himself because he was fucking screwed
He wasn't scared of battle, he was blinded in WW2 and was pissed that Germany gave in and he couldn't fight.
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