Hi, my name is IllWillPress

[BooDestroyer]

And I make Squirrelly Rants which I call great Flash. They score so fucking well that my work is worshipped by everybody, and those people who don't like my famous squirrel rants and goth hentai that I call Flash can suck my 2-cm. penis.

Oh, my rants and goth whorage are the best movies I've ever made, I can't believe that Suggestion Box and Kosher Crackers got Turd of the Week. That made me want to cut myself.

But one day, my amazing one-frame animation Foamy Hurricane Special got frontpage, and that made me want to celebrate! I was glad I got away with it! Now everyday I think about the person who put it on the frontpage. I want to go over to his house and suck his cock 24 hours a day.

I am the god of Flash, I tell you! Also, my fanboys don't scare me at all and I want them to suck my cock 24/7. They even threatened to kill Coolboyman for making fun of my beautiful masterpiece, Foamy the Squirrel! That made me want to jump for joy! But sadly, they didn't do it. That fucking sinner will get Squirrelly Wrath for insulting the Lord and Master!

Yes, I am the God of Flash! I like to sit in my basement and fuck squirrels and get sucked dry by 13-year-old retard fanboys all day! I'm scared of the sun! That's why my skin's so fucking pale! I am pale! I'm too stupid to go outside and get a real job!

Now if you'll excuse me, I got to take a squirrel-shaped shit! I can't believe I left this squirrel in side my colon for so long, but I can't take it anymore, I got to shit it out!

Ooooooooohhhhhhh!!!!! It sure does turn me on whenever I shit out another squirrel!

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

I love you, BooDestroyer.

Let us run away to Brazil and have babies.

Babies made of meat and protein.

[Jagazaar]

*reads post*......*blink*........LMFAO, it's funny because it's true, but anti-foamy sentiments have already been done quite a lot of times, you know?

[machchunk]

STOP MAKING IWP THREADS

[amaterasu]

This is the second stupid thread I've seen you make so far. Give up and go to bed.

[SuperSexyActionFurry]

Turn off your computer and go outside.

[BooDestroyer]

At 6/9/06 02:20 AM, YiffMeHardNPullMyFur wrote: Turn off your computer and go outside.

But I love marketing off of my idiot fans who don't know jack shit about Flash! It's so lovely when they suck my cock for my god-like Flash skills!

[Lost-Chances]

HE HAS A PENIS?! Jesus fucking Christ, you learn something new every day.

[amaterasu]

At 6/9/06 02:22 AM, BooDestroyer wrote:

At 6/9/06 02:20 AM, YiffMeHardNPullMyFur wrote: Turn off your computer and go outside.

But I love marketing off of my idiot fans who don't know jack shit about Flash! It's so lovely when they suck my cock for my god-like Flash skills!

You remind me of the newest Jerry Jackson flick. I wonder why....

[Less-Than-Three]

foamy was cool when germaine got NAKED LOL

[C0nn0n-F0dd3r]

At 6/9/06 02:30 AM, XtremeBoiLookin4Luv wrote: foamy was cool when germaine got NAKED LOL

Whoa! Where!

[retiredhater]

At 6/9/06 02:20 AM, YiffMeHardNPullMyFur wrote: Turn off your computer and go outside.

for most kids on ng...its damn near impossible

[SuperSexyActionFurry]

Wow, your rants were uninteresting in the first place, why would you think that we would find them any more interesting the thousanth time around? This all gets old really fast.

[Less-Than-Three]

At 6/9/06 02:31 AM, C0NN0N_F0DD3R wrote:

At 6/9/06 02:30 AM, XtremeBoiLookin4Luv wrote: foamy was cool when germaine got NAKED LOL

Whoa! Where!

lol iz a secret ^_^_^_^_^

[ShitOnAStick]

At 6/9/06 02:10 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote:

Babies made of meat and protein.

What else are babies made out of?

[user001b]

ya i watched like four seconds of that crap and i had to stop

[Less-Than-Three]

At 6/9/06 02:34 AM, user001b wrote: ya i watched like four seconds of that crap and i had to stop

how do you watch text O_O

[retiredhater]

At 6/9/06 02:35 AM, XtremeBoiLookin4Luv wrote:

At 6/9/06 02:34 AM, user001b wrote: ya i watched like four seconds of that crap and i had to stop

how do you watch text O_O

silly boil...there's only ONE possible explaination...one thats so crazy and damn near impossible it HAS to be right...user001b...is...JESUS

[Less-Than-Three]

At 6/9/06 02:39 AM, retiredhater wrote:

At 6/9/06 02:35 AM, XtremeBoiLookin4Luv wrote:

At 6/9/06 02:34 AM, user001b wrote: ya i watched like four seconds of that crap and i had to stop

how do you watch text O_O

silly boil...there's only ONE possible explaination...one thats so crazy and damn near impossible it HAS to be right...user001b...is...JESUS

OMG

[C0nn0n-F0dd3r]

At 6/9/06 02:39 AM, retiredhater wrote:

:user001b...is...JESUS

OMGZ JESUS IS ON TEH BBS!!!!!!!!!111111111111

[user001b]

uhh iwasnt talking bout this post i was talking bout those shitty squirle animations which are annoying

[AtomikWarTerrorizor]

That post sucked. I guess it's new and original... 2 YEARS AGO!! Seriously, dude, this shit's old. just forget him.

[AtomikWarTerrorizor]

This topic sucks.

[BooDestroyer]

Most of my movies contain hateful, racist, and pornographic content. But they never get flagged, because I have special overrated artist powers.

[Jekyll-Hyde]

if IllWillPress had no talent, how come she has the 2nd most bookmarks in the site? The fanboys. Each anti-Foamy thread will just inspire and "FOAMY IS GOD" thread. All you can really do to stop the ranting is to alway vote 0 when you see one.

like that will make a difference

[BooDestroyer]

At 6/9/06 02:00 PM, dooming_darkness111 wrote: if IllWillPress had no talent, how come she has the 2nd most bookmarks in the site? The fanboys. Each anti-Foamy thread will just inspire and "FOAMY IS GOD" thread. All you can really do to stop the ranting is to alway vote 0 when you see one.

like that will make a difference

The only reason he's reached this celebrity state is because of his brainless preteen fans. Enough said.

And they're horny for Foamy, not Germaine.

[woogle]

we know foamy got old, don't think we really need anyone to tell us this.
fail.

[BooDestroyer]

At 6/9/06 02:49 PM, RomanCollar_Clock wrote: HA HA HA

LOLOL BBBBB CAN I DRIEV?

LIKE WHAT DOES "OLD" MEAN?

[MercuryClawk]

At 6/9/06 02:30 AM, unit_243b wrote: You remind me of the newest Jerry Jackson flick. I wonder why....

Jerry Jackson owns IWP.

[SpinTolk]

I put grey socks with dildos in it in my ass fantasizing about Foamy.