I've have gotten some stupid nicknames back when I was in middle school and public school.
Flying Bastard( Yeah, I never lost at tag and people called me this, I got used to it and even made it a stupid line that I still regret using-"I'm the flying bastard, catch me if you can!" in a annoying voice.)
Iron Cock( Yeah... I get kicked in the balls alot in school, and I never budge, I'm glad this one is gone.)
3 Dick Daniel(What my stupid fatass cousin calls me whenever I call him... fat.)
And finally, D13 which I'm still called for some reason.