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Posted at: 6/8/06 06:59 PM
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I dont care who you are or where you live ,dane cook is the funiest man on earth. if you dont agree, then we will get out the jelly and make sure you burn in a jelly-like hell. GET THE JELLY TWAT!!!!!!!!!
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Posted at: 6/8/06 07:07 PM
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He's good... But George Carlin is better.
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At 6/8/06 07:07 PM, SatanicMilkCarton wrote: He's good... But George Carlin is better.
This pretty much sums up what I was going to say.
Does not compute.
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That guy can get a little insane sometimes.
Posted at: 6/8/06 07:08 PM
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"Oh Yeah!"
- "OH NO, MR. KOOL AID MAN, YOU FIX THAT WALL RIGHT NOW BEFORE MY DAD GETS HOME AND BEATS MY ASS WITH A BELT."
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You're about 5 years late. This guy was hilarious back then, now you're just jumping on the band-wagon.
Posted at: 6/8/06 07:09 PM
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His moronic fanbase of young, unoriginal morons who repeat his jokes are a blemish on his humor.
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Posted at: 6/8/06 07:12 PM
Midnyte_Rayne wrote:
"Oh Yeah!" - "OH NO, MR. KOOL AID MAN, YOU FIX THAT WALL RIGHT NOW BEFORE MY DAD GETS HOME AND BEATS MY ASS WITH A BELT."
and who could forget the car alarm thing helllllllllooooooooooo? im a caaaaaaaaarrr? oi-l is my blood! backseat....caar space... and dont forget to shit on the coats
Posted at: 6/8/06 07:13 PM
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At 6/8/06 07:07 PM, -Hyperion- wrote: At 6/8/06 07:07 PM, SatanicMilkCarton wrote: He's good... But George Carlin is better.This pretty much sums up what I was going to say.
Whenever I see a comedian name in a topic I come in ready to say that
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Posted at: 6/8/06 07:14 PM
At 6/8/06 07:08 PM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote: "Oh Yeah!" - "OH NO, MR. KOOL AID MAN, YOU FIX THAT WALL RIGHT NOW BEFORE MY DAD GETS HOME AND BEATS MY ASS WITH A BELT."
"Naughty, naughty Kool-Aid!!"
The best one is when he's talking about the speak and spell thing.
"Wake up!! I wanna spell right now!!" Lawl.
Posted at: 6/8/06 07:15 PM
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Someone shit on the coats.
Posted at: 6/8/06 07:16 PM
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he is vry funny but i like demetri martin much better, hes my favorite
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He isn't bad but way to many obnoxious people love him for me to be interested.
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Posted at: 6/8/06 07:17 PM
The best one is when he's talking about the speak and spell thing. "Wake up!! I wanna spell right now!!" Lawl.
I disagree. i think the best one is the one with the creepy guy at all the jobs y'know marcus the guy no one talks to? the one who goes crazy and shoots everyone with the sawed off shot gun?
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Saw him live and was in the 7th row from the stage when I did. He's pretty funny. I just wish I had my camera.
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I thought the topic said Dane Cock.
But yeah, Dane Cook is pretty damn funny.
Posted at: 6/8/06 07:21 PM
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At 6/8/06 07:17 PM, Koover wrote: I disagree. i think the best one is the one with the creepy guy at all the jobs y'know marcus the guy no one talks to? the one who goes crazy and shoots everyone with the sawed off shot gun?
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Posted at: 6/8/06 07:22 PM
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At 6/8/06 06:59 PM, Koover wrote: I dont care who you are or where you live ,dane cook is the funiest man on earth. if you dont agree, then we will get out the jelly and make sure you burn in a jelly-like hell. GET THE JELLY TWAT!!!!!!!!!
I totally agree with that.
your move holy man!
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Posted at: 6/8/06 07:23 PM
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Dane Cook is my hero. Hes also verry lucky.
Posted at: 6/8/06 07:41 PM
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If you like him so much, why don't you make a club about him?
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Posted at: 6/8/06 07:54 PM
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Yeah. He's hillarious, but not as funny as Pablo Frasisco.
Posted at: 6/8/06 07:55 PM
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Um, I haven't heard of this dude before.
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Posted at: 6/8/06 07:56 PM
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At 6/8/06 07:15 PM, da_pope wrote: Someone shit on the coats.
What?
Posted at: 6/8/06 08:00 PM
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Ahh he is great. BK BROILER! I think I'm going to listen to him now.
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Yes Dane Cook is pretty funny.
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Posted at: 6/8/06 08:03 PM
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He's one of my favorite comedians.
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Posted at: 6/8/06 08:04 PM
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I third this notion. He's funny...but noone can be the 7 Dirtiest Words.
Posted at: 6/8/06 08:05 PM
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DAVE CHAPELLE ALL THE WAY!!!!!!
Dane is my 2nd fav. comedian
Posted at: 6/8/06 08:07 PM
At 6/8/06 07:54 PM, killer-juggalo wrote: Yeah. He's hillarious, but not as funny as Pablo Frasisco.
He's actually another favorite of mine.
At 6/8/06 07:16 PM, casesherlock wrote: he is vry funny but i like demetri martin much better, hes my favorite
yet another favorite of mine.
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At 6/8/06 07:56 PM, -munchies wrote: At 6/8/06 07:15 PM, da_pope wrote: Someone shit on the coats.What?
It's one of his routines. It's funny if you hear the whole thing.
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agreed
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