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Posted at: 6/7/06 05:34 PM
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I have no motheror father, my pets that I have lived with all my life have both just died and I drown my life out in sex with my girlfriend [and my right hand when she's not here]. so tell me...can my life get worse?
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Posted at: 6/7/06 05:35 PM
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You have food, right?
You arent starving are you?
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Your girlfriend is actually your mother.
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yes... you can cry about here on the BBS and have millions of people hate you... I'm one
Posted at: 6/7/06 05:36 PM
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Do you have a home?
Food?
Education?
AIDS?
If you awnsered yes to the first three, and no to the last, yes, you could have it worse.
Watch me waste cyberspace. Hell is a cold place, and I already have blue lips.
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Your girlfriend says hi.
Posted at: 6/7/06 05:37 PM
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Yes, it could. You could get hit by a car and lose your legs, your girlfriend could kill herself, your best friends could hate you, etc.
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You could bald, ugly and have a big nose so I dont think you're too bad.
Btw I'm not saying I have any of those.
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Posted at: 6/7/06 05:39 PM
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Log on to counterstrike. All your worries will dissapear.
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Posted at: 6/7/06 05:40 PM
no i dont have aids
Posted at: 6/7/06 05:42 PM
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Have you ever heard of giant anal dildo's? Thrust me, your life can get way more worse than that. Atleast you have sex!
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Sure your life can get worse. You just have to try harder! I belive in you.
Posted at: 6/7/06 05:43 PM
but why does everyone in my family do drugs or die?
Posted at: 6/7/06 05:46 PM
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you totally wasted my time
I know Require your girlfriend so i can drown her out with my sex
LOL
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At 6/7/06 05:42 PM, Atomic_head_charge wrote: Sure your life can get worse. You just have to try harder! I belive in you.
See? Positive reinforcement via NG.
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Of course it could be!
You could get testicular cancer and have to have your testicles removed, your girlfriend could dump you, you could get kicked out of your house, you could lose your job and not have enough money to buy food. The list just goes on and on. Life sucks some times, you just have to be strong and deal with it.
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At 6/7/06 05:43 PM, TurdBobSkidPants wrote: but why does everyone in my family do drugs or die?
Because they cant stand being related to you no longer
Who are you talking to?
Posted at: 6/7/06 05:49 PM
good piont, man guy like you should post more often
Posted at: 6/7/06 05:50 PM
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it could be worse, you could be dead. nothing is lost until then
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you could get raped on national television
Posted at: 6/7/06 05:51 PM
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Click the 3rd line of text in my sig
sucide is your only option
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Posted at: 6/7/06 05:52 PM
At 6/7/06 05:51 PM, The_American_Zombie wrote: Click the 3rd line of text in my sig sucide is your only option
my eyes burn
Posted at: 6/7/06 05:53 PM
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WAIT, you are bored of sex? Okay, just remember: down the street.
LotR was all about walking. Fuck even the trees walked in those movies. Chris Boe made my signature. Ya' know, the Crab Battle guy?
it could be worse you could be seen having sex with a monkey and catch a flesh eating virus that rotts your dick off
then you could be eaten by savages that molested you and your girlfriend over and over till you puked your inside out that show that you REALLY ATE YOUR PARENTs
Posted at: 6/7/06 05:54 PM
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my mom died before i was born
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At 6/7/06 05:53 PM, Z-Sector wrote: WAIT, you are bored of sex? Okay, just remember: down the street.
Nooo! Down the highway is more macho, or even better.. down the jugular.
Posted at: 6/7/06 06:00 PM
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hi im turd bobs other account what are talking about?
Posted at: 6/7/06 06:01 PM
At 6/7/06 05:36 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: stuff
Exactly.
Posted at: 6/7/06 06:02 PM
At 6/7/06 05:52 PM, Terkoz wrote: At 6/7/06 05:51 PM, The_American_Zombie wrote: Click the 3rd line of text in my sig sucide is your only optionmy eyes burn
hey its not asbad as theNGPros face
Posted at: 6/7/06 06:03 PM
I didnt eat my parents dammit!
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