Pure Violence

[GoreBastard]

Hey fuckers, my fucking girlfriend dumped me, and I think she's fucking some other guy. I'm going to break his fucking back and snap his fingers, then I'm going to record his squeals and have it as the intro to some of the most brutal death metal you'll ever fucking hear in your life!
I'm so fucking pissed off. I even had to use the angry face icon. That shows how pissed off I am... Fucking women. God damn, I know this aint the right place to post something like this, but FUCK, I'm too damn pissed off and I'm gonna kill her mother and rape her dog, just like Dying Fetus.

[RetrogadeBot]

why is this here?
we (well at leat i)
dont care

[rocker206]

...I'm looking foward to hearing that song lol.

[Triskele]

GTFO!!!!

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Good to see yah, you bastard.

[AtomikWarTerrorizor]

Lol Gorebastard I'll do drums.

[ElGhoulio]

At 6/5/06 11:23 PM, MetalWarriorFromHell wrote: Lol Gorebastard I'll do drums.

Lol wrong account... oops.

[ZENON]

At 6/5/06 10:42 PM, bhgraphics wrote: (well at leat i)
dont care

Good for you, you don't damn frequent these forums, now do you?

Sorry to hear about that Gore. Seriously man, I think it might be cooler to just move on.

[SolusLunes]

Ah, women aren't worth all the trouble that they bring...

so why in all hell do we keep going back?

[Triskele]

At 6/5/06 11:45 PM, SolusLunes wrote: Ah, women aren't worth all the trouble that they bring...

so why in all hell do we keep going back?

psst...solus...

bewbs.

[GoreBastard]

Damn, I told myself that I wouldn't get drunk and post shit like this! hahaaa

[Rucklo]

Holy crap man, you even fucking posted the angry man smiley!!!
Yea you better go make that song man, were fucking waiting.
Go get ´em, big boy. Go!

[GoreBastard]

Maybe I'll just drink some tea and eat biscuits instead of making that song. After all, I am English!

[jarrydn]

Write a song about fisting.

[Khuskan]

At 6/5/06 10:42 PM, bhgraphics wrote: why is this here?
we (well at leat i)
dont care

Who the hell are you, and what gives you the right to voice our opinion.

We all LOVE boregastard <3.

[Chaz]

At 6/6/06 12:20 AM, GoreBastard wrote: Maybe I'll just drink some tea and eat biscuits instead of making that song. After all, I am English!

That's the best idea. Record some birds singing or something. Capture the essence of Britain. Do it for Charlie. Do it...for Charlie.

Good boy.

[Slaugther-Me1]

That's why it's healthier to listen to Black instead of Death metal...

You don't go around burning people
You just burn a church... (as long as it's not the Grand Cathedral, then everything is fine)

Try it, it helps :) (and I 'm pretty sure the gore-demon in you will be satisfied if the priest is Inside the church when the "cleansing" begins)

[Rucklo]

At 6/6/06 12:20 AM, GoreBastard wrote: Maybe I'll just drink some tea and eat biscuits instead of making that song. After all, I am English!

Yeeaaahh, and after that, you go take care of them goddamn south americans, steal take their gold and play conquistador on their assess. That´ll teach them! Also, go make that song. If u gonna kill him u better do it english stylee, like jack the ripper style or so. Yeah. And dont forget to brush your teeht >:(

[Grumbleduke]

At 6/6/06 12:20 AM, GoreBastard wrote: Maybe I'll just drink some tea and eat biscuits instead of making that song. After all, I am English!

Got to be scones and cucumber finger sandwiches in there somewhere; and don't forget the clotted cream. I love afternoon tea, can I come with?

[Triskele]

At 6/6/06 09:32 AM, Grumbleduke wrote:

At 6/6/06 12:20 AM, GoreBastard wrote: Maybe I'll just drink some tea and eat biscuits instead of making that song. After all, I am English!

Got to be scones and cucumber finger sandwiches in there somewhere; and don't forget the clotted cream. I love afternoon tea, can I come with?

you better fucking use assam, you cheap bastard.

[LJCoffee]

At 6/5/06 10:35 PM, GoreBastard wrote: I'm going to break his fucking back and snap his fingers, then I'm going to record his squeals and have it as the intro to some of the most brutal death metal you'll ever fucking hear in your life!

Give 'im a curbie and put your junk in 'is mouth!
Seriously - if she's cheatingg on you then anything you do is only going to make the situation worse between you and she - and that's actually quite liberating.

If you go the "no worries honey, I forgive you - it's all cool" route, then she'll have no respect for you and think you're a pushover - opening up the floodgates for this smae thing to happen again (but much worse - trust me, you really don't want to walk in on that particular foursome). And if you go the ultra-violence route on the guy she's messing around with, then she'll think you're a posessive asshole and dump you anyway...

In short - you're fucked - I think you should do exactly what you think that you should - and make sure that you have at least two recording devices (one for backup just in case - as you may not get a second shot at recording it all)

FUCK, ...I'm gonna kill her mother and rape her dog

no reason to bring 'er mum an' dog into it though

This shit, however painful it may be, is the high-octane jet-fuel life-blood of horrifyingly vicious metal...

[Erkie]

If the dog reproduced, and if the girlfriend is independant of her mother, then they can both go.

[SpamWarrior]

As the resident angry hippy i have no idea what to think on this issue, i just think people should stop being cunts to each other. Or face death by the worlds smallest chainsaw.

[IamMark]

Well, it sucks that it happened, and im sure there will be some withdraw period. but actually, its nice being single. you have more money to spend on yourself, and no girlfriend to bitch at you for buying a video game(or whatever else) instead of flowers. because HOW DARE WE...treat ourselves.

[MaestroSorrow]

As the great Nietzsche once said.

Women make the high's higher, and the lows more frequent.

Amen.

[GoreBastard]

At 6/6/06 06:56 PM, IamMark wrote: you have more money to spend on yourself,

Yeah that's completely true. I'm gonna buy me the biggest baddest most brutal metal PC ever! hahaa. Fuck knows why I posted this topic. I was so drunk last night that I fell asleep with a can of beer in my hand, then woke up a few hours later covered in the shit! hahaha.

[Casualty]

Please do so, that would give me about 553 orgasms every second I listen to that track.

[Rucklo]

At 6/6/06 09:09 PM, GoreBastard wrote:

Yeah that's completely true. I'm gonna buy me the biggest baddest most brutal metal PC ever! hahaa. Fuck knows why I posted this topic. I was so drunk last night that I fell asleep with a can of beer in my hand, then woke up a few hours later covered in shit! hahaha.

I corrected your post... >:(

[Denta]

At 6/6/06 12:20 AM, GoreBastard wrote: Maybe I'll just drink some tea and eat biscuits instead of making that song. After all, I am English!

But here in Sweden, we have no afternoon tea.

So, i'd just CRUSH AND BURN, HAIL AND KILL AND FUCK THE GODDAMNED WORLD!!!

[GoreBastard]

At 6/7/06 11:40 AM, Denta_the_Hedgehog wrote:

At 6/6/06 12:20 AM, GoreBastard wrote: Maybe I'll just drink some tea and eat biscuits instead of making that song. After all, I am English!

But here in Sweden, we have no afternoon tea.

So, i'd just CRUSH AND BURN, HAIL AND KILL AND FUCK THE GODDAMNED WORLD!!!

"Faster than a bullet, terrifying screams"
That would be my favourite thing to happen since sliced bread! hahaha.