SPOILERS FOR SPIDERMAN 3 BELOW!!!
I need any GUYS to do this in any voice, except for kiddie voices. Anyone with a cool voice and can read fairly fast. Where it says *gasp* I'm pretty sure you'll need to after you've read the whole line without breathing, haha.
Feedback on Spider-man 3 and their stupid ignorant piece of mother fuckin shit plots! By Maykoo of ThatVideoSite.com
What in holy hell is going on?! Topher grace playing as Eddie Brock what in the shit is up with that? The skinny little funny kid from that 70's show is playing Eddie brock the hardcore 6'3" 200 and something pound huge bastard?!
Further more to suck the movie, Venom is no larger than spiderman, maybe an inch or two in height, but he's not a bough hardcore bastard like they show him in any comic book ever! He is the same build as Eric Foreman from that 70's fucking SHOW WHAT THE HELL!?
His teeth are yellow fanged prostetics, and his tongue is CG... WTF?! I don't want to see a fuckin skinny kid with long fanged teeth drooling, if I did I'd stop brushing my teeth and drool in front of the fuckin mirror, FUCK!
If you want to know what venom looks like here ya go, wow wasn't that exciting he's no different than spiderman's emo fucking costume!
Also let's talk a little bit about Peter Parker.. What in the shit were they thinking when they decided to dress up Spiderman for part 3? If spider-man and venom were in a fight together you couldn't tell which is which other than for the veins on venoms costume and his long giraffe looking tongue! (BTW giraffes don't actually exist)
Oh did I forget to mention that to you? Venom has no white patch on his eyes or chest, they're veins that make up the spider, wow to exciting for me! GAH!
Anyways let's get to gwen Stacy, WTF?! Who is this girl? What movies has she even played in? Bambi, the deer whore part 5?! WTF!!!Gah! Anyways let's go over what I said...
Venom sucks, spiderman sucks, (play a quick cat meow/hissing and then say STFU BOOTSIE! Then constinue reading like you were) Gwen Stacy sucks litterally and... Oh wait! I forgot to mention that Kirsten Dunst is the shittiest Mary-Jane ev-fucking-er why didn't they use Rachel McAdams or fuckin' Jessica Biel, not the Halle berry of white girl actresses!
So now that I got all that suckage out of the way, let's goto references of Harry, you know Harry the son of the guy that got the shit kicked out of him in the first spiderman... Anyways he dies a hero just like Dock Ock in SP 2, I'm not sure how he dies, but I know he had to feel bad just like Dock Ock, because he turns to Green Goblin mother fuckin 2. *gasp*
Also guess who else dies... Go ahead I'll give you a second to guess... Think you got it?... BINGO! Aunt May the old bat who hated Peter for letting her husbands killer, kill the shit out of him; her death scene hasn't been shot as far as I know, but none the less she dies. *gasp*
Okay let's now talk about Thomas Haden Church, isn't this guy like 60 years old and play the fucking moronic Lowell guy on that airplane show? WTF?! Why not Johnny Depp, he can play a pedophile on Willy Wonka, but he can't fuckin' make time to at least brighten up the suck that SP 3 is going to be?! DAMN!
As for Spiderman 4, yes there will be one in some form or way... Guess who is going to be a villian amung others in that!! WOO HOO! You got it, lizard! Woo hoo, we get to see some crappy CG in SP 4 along with a mechanical tail made out of plastic and wires!
Whew, that was long and boring... Let's do a recap of all what goes on durring the movie..
Spiderman goes on a date with MJ and on the way home he steps on the symbiote so a bit later he wakes up upside down in the black costume which now makes him evil spiderman
Spidey does fight venom, but he fights harry aka green goblin two and sandman IN A BATTTAAALL ROYYALLLLL (add an echo)
All the fight scenes are cool, there is 2 major parts with Harry fighting, a battle royal torwards the end between all the guys that basically wanna kill the shit out of spiderman BTW SPIDERMAN IS POSSESSED BY THE SYMBIOTE BEFORE EDDIE BROCK WHICH MAKES HIM EVIL FOR A GOOD CHUNK OF THE MOVIE WHICH MAKES EVERYTHING COMPLICATED! *gasp*
Fighting is awesome because the yfight underground subways, on the ground and in the MOTHA FUGGIN AIR BIATCH!!!
Four big ass fight scenes in the movie which are pretty pimp and Green Goblin 2 aka Harry knocks Spiderman into the side of the building which is the aerial shot thay I mentioned before! *gasp*'
Venom isn't huge, but his costume is decent I suppose cause he has a custom one torwards the end as far as I know which is made out latex and all his veins pop out to make the form of the spider on his chest and out to his arms! *gasp*
Whew, I guess that about covers it! If you want to see a trailer go see Superman Returns, but I don't see why they couldn't just use the smallville actor that plays superman, because he's awesome in it instead of that pretty boy like Sergio's feedback guy said! *gasp*
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