So about a year ago I was working as a valet parking attendant at a really upscale restaurant. I had been there for several months and had really gotten the hang of things. Or so I thought.
One night, the most gorgeous woman pulled up to our restaurant. There were two other valets parking cars that night Robert and Sam. Now, These guys were probably the best friends I had ever had. We always kind of had this friendly rivalry going to see who could park the most cars in one night and thus, get the most money in tips. So, this car pulls up and we all go running as fast as we can because it had been a real slow night and none of us were doing good on tips.
I beat them to it and out comes this beautiful girl. Long blonde hair 36-24-36. I mean she was great. So as she gets out she hands me the keys and gives me this real flirtatious glance. She walks in and I park her car. So for the next hour while she's in their eating (apparently, she was there for a birthday party) I couldn't stop thinking about her.
In fact, when she finally came out I was so nervous trying to think of the right thing to say. I just new that even though there was this beautiful rich girl and I was just a valet that if I just said the right thing I'd be in.
So I go off and get her car for her once she comes out and as I'm driving it over to her my hands are like really sweating, my mouth is dry, even my stomach is turning. I manage to get out of the car and hand her the keys when she looks at me with all seriosness and says "This is not my car, you brought the wrong one."
At this point, everyone, Robert, Sam, her friends from the birthday party and even my manager who had happened to walk out were laughing hysterically. I was so embarrassed I just felt my stomach sink to my feet. Then, without warning, I popped this massive boner. It ripped right through my pants and impaled this girl right through the eye. I sat there with my dick, soaked in blood, still wedged through her skull as her lifeless body slumped to the ground and people are yelling and screaming and I just say "Sorry ma'am, I must have misplaced your car. But I'll keep my "EYE" out for it."
The next day I was fired which really sucked. It was really embarrassing but looking back now, I can't stop laughing about it all. I will never misplace a car again.