Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

American's are BASTARDS.
I say no more.

www.yanks.tk - this isnt my website.

well i think scientology originated from america which proves something. Also apparently americans are at school longer than people in UK but learn the same amount. Also i bet the first person to post that the world would end in 6/6/06 was american. We have better cars, tea and scones. Now im gonna get back to my croquet.

At 6/4/06 09:58 PM, -Alex- wrote: If it weren't for America you European faggots would still be stuck in the 1900s.

America invented everything and did everything right, where everyone else fucked up. That is why we get to invade random countries for cheaper oil.

Lol u think that those scientists were American dumbass?

USA wins all the wars? Ahahah you americans are both FAT and IGNORANT I guess.. In WWI and WW2, USA involved in the last periods of war and they didnt do SHIT! You fucked up in the Korean war(it'ld be much harder if we didnt help), you fucked up in Vietnam..

You failed to keep the order in Afganistan (we're doing it now), and all you did in Iraq was to bribe generals and shit.. I hope you'll declare war on Iran and they'll FUCK YOU UP!

America sucks at wars..Instead of watching crappy hollwood films, read a FUCKING HISTORY BOOK!

At 6/6/06 08:28 AM, MightySerG wrote: Yes, indeed America Kicks Ass

Better accent

Mmm depends on what kind, I've seen varied american accents. I perfer a finnish sterotypical one better.

Better location

Again depends. In my own mind there is maybe only 6 states of america I would consider living.

Bigger

uh.. Well yeah america is a big contineint?? But europe is bigger.

Better entertainment

Besides old cartoons like animaniacs, ducktails. I can't recall too many good entertainment nowdays, hollywood has gone to shit aswell

Better music

Well I guess, I don't know where most bands originate from so I can't debate too much

Everything inside one country

Well, yes. But everything is including negative content also.

Winner in wars

You are only as good as the people that support you. Stop taking glory for it all, you proved that you cannot win without Commonwealth countries in vietnam.

and lots of more.

No.

I like how people see threads like this and think they're completely serious and get all pissed off.

Kupa, funny thread. :)

yep i aggree we win we win

They hate us because we don't understand why they hate us.

This thread, summed up in two sentances :

"Hahaha US Pwnz all u faggots."
"Nuhuh EU Poops on teh us's cherst."

Thank you and goodnight.

America FTW

Well America certianly saved our arses in the WW's so go USA.

Dont forget Team America.

And remember when Japan bombed us and ran away like faggot pussy bitches, then we dropped nukes all over their innocents?

Gahaha, man oh man. We do NOT fuck around.

That wasn't sarcasm, by the way. I'm dead serious and think it's hilarious. They currently cower and rely on our money for their electronic products.

At 6/4/06 09:36 PM, KupaMan wrote: How America Kick Ass

I don't know why I'm doing this, and some things I say might be a bit offensive, but I do this kind of thing all the time. I also realise that this thread might be a joke, but I find replying fun.

We don't know, and we don't care

You sound like the stereotype American: ignorant and arrogant.

We're the fattest country, and we love it that way

Haha, that's why you have to pay for health service. Also, enjoy your diabetes.

Our entertainment is top-notch
(ie, The Office).

I am disappointed in this part of your post as our version of The Office so clearly kicks yours' arse. And as for the films and stuff, you might think you're ahead but it's all a matter of opinion.

Our people have a say in our government

It's the same for loads of other countries all over the world.

Everyone knows us

So? Everyone knows the UK.

We kicked Germany's and Russia's ass

Again, this is incredibly ignorant. The Second World War was won at Stalingrad and Kursk, not at Normandy. The Germans saw the west as a poor man's war. Most of their tanks and soldiers were at the east. If the Germans had taken Stalingrad, then D-Day would never have been a success. Also, the invasion force had about the same number of Brits as Americans.

We've won all wars that matter

Typical American thing to say. 'WE WON ALL THE WARS'...so what? Do you think the rest of the world cares?

We have Maddox
No other country can disagree with that card.

As someone who grew up outside America I don't know what that is.

We have the best accent

American chics find the English accent sexy.

At 6/4/06 09:41 PM, HellzYeahCCR wrote:

At 6/4/06 09:36 PM, KupaMan wrote: How America Kick Ass

We don't know, and we don't care

I care. I wish everyone could get along.

We're the fattest country, and we love it that way

This I can agree on. Most fat people are the happiest...
Unless they're morbidly obese. Then they lay on a couch all day and let the fabric grow into their skin.

Our entertainment is top-notch

I wouldnt say so. Metal originated in Europe.
Not to say we dont have some kickass American bands, though.

Our people have a say in our government

Like you said. Kind of. I think thats good enough, anyway.

Everyone knows us

Without a doubt. Even if its bad.

We kicked Germany's and Russia's ass

You know it wasnt JUST America. We had alot of help from a lot of strong countries.

We've won all wars that matter

Vietnam DOES count. So many people died there for no real cause. Any person to say it doesnt count is an idiot.

Captain America

Major Glory > Captain America.

We have Maddox

So?

We have the best accent

I have a southernish accent. And nobody likes southerners.

now here is a true American.here is a good man who doesnt go be a dick and make a thread bout a country he doesnt like.If u knock America u knock yourself because America is not just made up of white english speaking people,America is a melting pot of all cultures and people.We are here to stay,we are not leaving,we are not causing problems,we are thrying to fix them,we only go to war when ABSOLUTELY neseary,or when some retard kills his own people by the thousnads for no reason but for fun.Now ive said my say and im done.good-day to you sir.

For some reason, this topic reminds me of this video...

No, seariosly i dont give a shit about america, and if had a free green card i wouldnt move there even if i was fucking insane.

I think that if my country ever joins the Nato i would move, for good...

At 6/4/06 09:36 PM, KupaMan wrote: How America Kick Ass

We don't know, and we don't care

That is why you'll remain ignorant!

We're the fattest country, and we love it that way

Hey atleast other countrys have better food! Fuck Mc Donalds and KFC!

Our entertainment is top-notch

Its all soap opearas and nationalist cartoons!

Our people have a say in our government

So does Cananda and Europe!

Everyone knows us

Yeah every one does know you! As a bad country!

We kicked Germany's and Russia's ass

Wow killing your own men while trying to kill others!

We've won all wars that matter

Every war after WWll you fought was a pointless bloodbath.

Captain America

He is the GAYEST super hero EVER!

We have Maddox

I don't even know what that is!

We have the best accent

Its really hard to hear over the all the cusses and made up words.

Is that not enough? Too bad. America kicks major ass.

... Of course we'll probably fall in 200 years.

More like 50!

...hoo rah, topic starter. Hoo-fucking-rah.

At 6/10/06 09:49 PM, chocolate_penguin wrote:

At 6/6/06 09:35 AM, Slat wrote:

At 6/4/06 09:58 PM, -Alex- wrote: If it weren't for America you European faggots would still be stuck in the 1900s.

America invented everything and did everything right, where everyone else fucked up. That is why we get to invade random countries for cheaper oil.

Lol u think that those scientists were American dumbass?

Wow, yes I do. THEY WERE AMERICAN CITIZENS. That is what is so great about our country, we have people from everywhere on Earth.

Btw: Einstein, Edison, Newton...etc...

Einstein - German, Newton - English, you moron

USA wins all the wars? Ahahah you americans are both FAT and IGNORANT I guess.. In WWI and WW2, USA involved in the last periods of war and they didnt do SHIT! You fucked up in the Korean war(it'ld be much harder if we didnt help), you fucked up in Vietnam..

We won both Korea and Vietnam. We just didn't reach our political goal. I find it funny that while the Vietnamese lost about 600,000 men and we only lost about 60,000, at the same time winning every single last major battle, AND having their military commanders admitting to losing the war because their country was in a state of chaos for an extremely long period of time after, that we somehow lost? We just lost because we pulled out due to political support of the war. We won, end of story.

Vietnamese losses were never even puplished, so it certanly wasnt 600,000 and america lost waaaay over 60,000 men.And besides even if you count it that you ''won'', what the fuck did you win? Killing some Vietnamese people and your own men who even didnt want to go to war, and for what cause?Spreading of coumunism? As if...
All america wanted to do was replace the french as the collonialists there...

You failed to keep the order in Afganistan (we're doing it now), and all you did in Iraq was to bribe generals and shit.. I hope you'll declare war on Iran and they'll FUCK YOU UP!

ROFL!!! How can someone be so stupid? I'm serious, just HOW? We bribed generals? We bombed the shit out of all of them except Saddam and a few others.

Easy fighting some arabs in a desert with a bunch of bombs for some oil, not quite as hard as Vietnam huh?
Another fact, Russia was in a war with Afganistan, and america traind the Afganistans troops, so you are actually the ones that made Bin Laden so now hes coming back for you.

America sucks at wars..Instead of watching crappy hollwood films, read a FUCKING HISTORY BOOK!

Indeed it does.
Simple tactic against Japan: ''Oh noes too many of them, lets nuke em, even if we will kill milions of inocent men, wymen and children!''

At 6/6/06 11:43 AM, Stamper wrote: And remember when Japan bombed us and ran away like faggot pussy bitches, then we dropped nukes all over their innocents?

Gahaha, man oh man. We do NOT fuck around.

That wasn't sarcasm, by the way. I'm dead serious and think it's hilarious. They currently cower and rely on our money for their electronic products.

I like that they killed many of their own trained pilots and expensive airplanes to take down a couple of our ships, killing around 2,500 soldiers. Then we dropped Little Boy and Fat Man, killing none of our own in the process, and killed some 200,000 civilians. It's interesting to contrast the two bombings. I doubt Japan will ever try to attack us again.

At 6/6/06 11:59 AM, Britkid wrote:

We have the best accent

American chics find the English accent sexy.

And the teeth atrocious.

I'm surprised this hasn't been blammed.
Not all of Germany and Russia were evil. People always associate Germany with Nazis.
Hitler killed his own people!
If it weren't for other countries there would be no America! Have you heard of the term "The Great American Melting Pot"? Yes, America does rock, but it's not the only country.
For the fattest country: Are you obese? Obesity is a problem in America. Us healthy people may not like eating vegtables and whole wheat bread and exercising all that much, but at least we'll live to see our grandchildren. Do you think any models would date you if you weighed 300 lbs, sat on the couch all day eating chips, and made minimum wage at Mcdonalds? No. It's always survival of the fittest, and it's a shame hospitals are filled with people too stupid to think "hey, maybe i should eat healthy and exercise". diet pill are frauds. those slim things people wear are frauds. Obese people should be ashamed of themselves, and yet they continue to waste away, another big mac, another year off their life. But so what? You'll live forever, right? machines, technology will take care of you even when your arteires are bursting from cholesterol.
Child labor is a terrible thng. being sold by your family to work 20 hour shifts, barely being fed, not educated, and getting beaten if you make one stitch in your carpet wrong.
America rocks, but you need to realize life is not a free game.
America's politics are good, but some of the stuf you said before was revolting.

Dude the one that created this topic and his reasons for why america kicks ass.Is just the typical american that doesn´t know whats he is talking about.Most americans are bad informed of whats really going on the world.
O by the way you have alot of reasons of why america is so bad ass.then tell me have you ever left america??did you ever go to europe?
o by the way americans accent is only know as bad english.Lol i just laugh at people like you.

At 6/4/06 09:54 PM, ScaredOfTrees wrote:

At 6/4/06 09:48 PM, lollerskaters wrote: George W. Bush: Great president, or greatest president?

Ahahaha.

Colbert is a silly bitch.

Dane Cook is a silly bitch too.

That's why America is so great >:(

At 6/11/06 07:08 PM, Pantera8721 wrote: Dude

We invented Pantera >:(

At 6/11/06 07:00 PM, Ranger2 wrote: I'm surprised this hasn't been blammed.

Flash get blammed, retard. Shows how much you know, foreigner.

At 6/6/06 08:33 AM, Fyndir wrote: Monty Python > You.
Red Dwarf > You.
Blackadder > You.

The only thing good about Monty Python was the movies. The show sucked. Red Dwarf makes me want to vomit. Blackadder is boring British humor. I expect wine to drizzle down their cheeks as they chuckle to bullshit nobody understands.

I'll give it to you that Scotland and Ireland are alright. Basically 90% of America is of Scotish/Irish descent.

At 6/6/06 06:29 AM, KillMoochie wrote: How Australia Kick Ass

We don't know, and we don't care
America may have a small grasp of the world outside itself, but we don't really care. Africa? Blows. Germany? Gay. Russia? Worthless. All the rest of them? Nobody cares. America has everything, so why be preoccupied with other bullshit?

Shut up. You didn't phrase it right.

We're not the fattest country, and we love it that way
America is full of fat fucks. Get off oyur fucking asses.

No. You haven't been here and you cannot confirm that "statistic."
Greece and Germany have a higher obesity rate than the US, anyway.

Our entertainment is top-notch
To us of course...

CKRIEKAY MAYETE

Our people have a say in our government
Well, kind of. Our people don't get killed for their opinions as much in America. It's not against the law to disagree here.

Everyone knows us
You can't deny the weight that has. When someone says "Australia," you know they're not talking about Brazil or Mexico or Canada; they're talking about Australia.

We kicked Germany's and Russia's ass
France fell under the strength of the Swastika and the Hammer & Sickle. Europe nearly lost the first and second World War until Australia came in and stomped asses out the mouths of Germans, Japanese, and (emotionally) Russians.

We've won all wars that matter
Because we dont get sidetrakced with bulshit like Vietnam

I don't think we should have been in Vietnam, but that was a war that happened a long time ago and in most ways, we won.

We dont need no Bulshti superhero
Unlike bulshit america

We dont have Maddox
And we plan to keep it that way

I don't know what that is.

We have the best accent
With out a doubt kicks the whiny american accents 37 millionfold

Is that not enough? Too bad. Australia kicks major ass.

... Of course we'll probably never fall... we'll just watch America waste away into nothing :)

Every nation falls.

Is it true that Canada is ten times better than America?

At 6/11/06 07:08 PM, Pantera8721 wrote: Dude the one that created this topic and his reasons for why america kicks ass.Is just the typical american that doesn´t know whats he is talking about.Most americans are bad informed of whats really going on the world.
O by the way you have alot of reasons of why america is so bad ass.then tell me have you ever left america??did you ever go to europe?
o by the way americans accent is only know as bad english.Lol i just laugh at people like you.

Haha, again, we are proven right by another ignorant (don't Europeans LOVE that word?) dumbass. We don't know what we are talking about? I'm sorry, I'm choking from laughing so hard. Care to share some of your incredible intelligence with us?

You are absolutely right, Kupaman.